Hehe, just of really use because of all the information gathering he did every single day via texting me until he became completely unresponsive.
I know the feeling. A while back I sold a really sweet, like-new bolt-modded Model M to a woman who then immediately wrote to me demanding to know:
"HI I JUST RECE THE KEYBOARD WHY ARE THE LTRS LIKE THIS DO I GET USED TO IT" (complete and exact quote from her first email to me after receiving it)
(apparently she didn't know about Caps Lock, despite claiming to be a typist for over 40 years -- see below)
followed by:
"is the keyboard alined differently as you can see I am making mistakes"
then:
"I am sure I will get use to it. I returned 2 others which were in horrible shape. I have been typing for over 40 yrs I will get used to again I am sure love the sound of it................"
and finally: (well, almost finally -- there were several more from her that were quite insulting and vulgar)
"I am very sorry to have to say this but I am afraid I will
have to return the keyboard. I work for a demanding attorney who
expects me to type fast and am making too many errors."
She returned the keyboard in a thin-walled, crappy, previously-used-and-previously-crushed box that was barely bigger than the keyboard, which was wrapped in one layer of brown Kraft paper only with absolutely no padding whatsoever around the keyboard other than a couple of wadded-up pieces of paper over the keys. It arrived with internal damage due to poor packing -- one of the two molded posts that engage and position the steel backplate portion of the internal assembly had been completely sheared off. This was no doubt due to excessive impact force causing the steel plate to act as a guillotine, chopping off the plastic stud.
Upon receiving it, I put the keyboard through exhaustive testing but could not duplicate any of her complaints, despite the damage she had inflicted through her extreme negligence and stupidity. She opened a Resolution case against me through PayPal, but I fought it and won. Sometimes truth prevails, after all...