Haha, I'll try to be nice
I havn't actually bought a mechanical keyboard, but I've written on one, and it was pure finger magic. I really like the design of all the Poker keyboards, as well as the Ergodox (although I don't think I will ever be able to write on one
). Another idea I've got (or a long term goal) is to build a keyboard my self, from scratch. But as I said it'll probably be a while, and I think I will do something smaller to train my soldering skills.