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Offline beehatch

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If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 19:00:21 »
WHAT WOULD YOU GET?!?!?

I get sidetracked looking at their sculptures all the time. They have a lot of stupid ****, including, but not limited to, a putin buttplug.

I really want this though:



Now tell me what stupid things you would like on your desk but you totally wouldn't buy.


Offline rm-rf

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 19:42:25 »
arg. you just sent me on a shapeways time wasting tangent.

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 20:43:42 »
Dong caps
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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 20:45:31 »
A bust of Hoff

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 20:54:23 »
A bust of Hoff

Sounds expensive.

Dong caps

How about Hoff's dong turned into a keycap?


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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 21:02:59 »

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 21:12:55 »
A bust of Hoff

Sounds expensive.

Dong caps

How about Hoff's dong turned into a keycap?



Houff busting on a dong cap
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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 31 May 2015, 22:10:44 »
The correct answer to this should always be dongs.
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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 04:10:31 »



(not really tho)

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 04:16:28 »
Show Image



(not really tho)

I read that as

"yes, really"

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 04:20:40 »
a life

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 04:22:49 »
a life

now can they actually 3D print you a life?

Sounds like you got a lot of unresolved issues that a 3D printer could never fix. I suggest you buy a buttplug. That might brighten up your day.

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 04:34:13 »
a life

now can they actually 3D print you a life?

Sounds like you got a lot of unresolved issues that a 3D printer could never fix. I suggest you buy a buttplug. That might brighten up your day.

it's leaking

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 05:19:07 »
a life

now can they actually 3D print you a life?

Sounds like you got a lot of unresolved issues that a 3D printer could never fix. I suggest you buy a buttplug. That might brighten up your day.

it's leaking


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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 08:10:08 »
I don't know about "whatever I could get" but I just ordered one of these and I'm excited for it to arrive.

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 08:51:17 »
I don't know about "whatever I could get" but I just ordered one of these and I'm excited for it to arrive.


Whoa whoa whoa...will that open switches that would otherwise require desoldering????????????????????????

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 08:55:44 »
I don't know about "whatever I could get" but I just ordered one of these and I'm excited for it to arrive.


Whoa whoa whoa...will that open switches that would otherwise require desoldering????????????????????????

No, you put a desoldered switch inside it.

Here's a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLXaevnZLsM&index=42&list=UU3gazQbf162_XPfzCqBuIHA

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 10:44:39 »
I don't know about "whatever I could get" but I just ordered one of these and I'm excited for it to arrive.


Whoa whoa whoa...will that open switches that would otherwise require desoldering????????????????????????

No, you put a desoldered switch inside it.

Here's a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLXaevnZLsM&index=42&list=UU3gazQbf162_XPfzCqBuIHA

Damn I NEED one. Thanks for sharing this! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 03 June 2015, 12:19:21 »
I like how Beta and MLP are next to each other.
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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #20 on: Thu, 04 June 2015, 00:18:24 »
I like how Beta and MLP are next to each other.

u so jelly

And another dumb find, took less than a minute to find this.



... just no

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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #21 on: Thu, 04 June 2015, 00:28:43 »
Lack of dong caps is disturbing.
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Re: If you could pick anything from Shapeways...
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 04 June 2015, 01:59:55 »
Lack of dong caps is disturbing.


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