Okay, I was curious, so tonight I visited a friend who has a KB-5181 and tried it out.
What I liked: Monterey blues—yeah, baby! Quick, light, clicky, consistent. Rather like Cherry MX blues, not as clacky. I'm not a clicky-switch fan, but I loved these, and it's easy to see why others do. Too bad they're so hard to find now.
What I didn't mind: Big-ass Enter. When properly stabilized like this one, I feel no difference in actual use. It's a beauty thing with some people; fair enough. Maybe some people think its size makes it
too easy to find while typing, so it makes all the other keys (except the spacebar, I suppose) seem
harder to find. Or maybe they just don't get out quite enough. ;?)
What I wasn't wild about:- The cord's too small for the cord guides. It falls out of them when you pick up and set down the KB. Maybe Chicony originally used a thicker cord. Of course if you used this KB regularly, in one place, it'd be moot. You could also just skip the guides and leave the cord coming straight out of the back—as you would with most vintage MKs, which don't have guides.
- The keytops are really cylindrical. Other KBs of the period are similar, though.
What I thought I'd dislike, but didn't mind:- Single-width Backspace. Ick, I thought, I'll be groping for that. But no, I never missed it, not once. I even forgot it was 1u till I needed to find the \ next to it. Maybe it'd bug some people (maybe the people who whine about B-A Enters, LOL) but not me.
- The case. No, it's not an especially sturdy build. And yes, it creaks when you pick it up and move it around. (Unicomps do too, but that didn't dissuade 200 people from grabbing them on the recent Massdrop.) It didn't creak when I typed on it, though; it felt as solid as any other KB.
I know you guys are KB connoisseurs, so naturally you'd feel some disdain contemplating such an unremarkable case. In the real world back then, I imagine it was just market forces at work: Chicony wanted to make a MK they could sell at a decent price point, so they put their dough into the switches and not the case (hey, like Unicomp). And some people ended up with a MK they could afford, rather than having to poke along on another RD. Unless these folks also played Office Keyboard Frisbee with their 5181s, I don't see how the case's build would've detracted from their experience of it. You know, as a KB. A stationary object for typing.
Would I buy one of these for $50 shipped? You bet, if I thought I thought I could do so at this time and
not quickly find myself and my 5181 out on the front lawn, along with my other Typing Objects.
And as the Emperor said in
Amadeus: "Well. There it is." – A.