Great comic, that definitely is relate-able.
Yea, that is about the same experience as the information I have found so far. Seems like Ubuntu Unity and GNOME are the only the distros/DEs that have put a lot of effort into creating a decent touchscreen environment. I'm okay with using those, if my main purpose of the machine is going to be web browsing, media consumption, and some light work with documents, rather than searching for a more comfortable distro.