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Re: Thanksgiving Therapy Thread
« Reply #50 on: Fri, 20 November 2015, 12:07:56 »
I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing

Plz be gentle

From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"

Pretty sure that's the reason.

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Baldgye read somewhere that Christians will melt if they hear or read swear words, so he's just trying to see if it's true.

So is it?
We don't melt, we get raptured.

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Re: Thanksgiving Therapy Thread
« Reply #51 on: Fri, 20 November 2015, 12:11:48 »
I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing

Plz be gentle

From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"

Pretty sure that's the reason.

wat
Baldgye read somewhere that Christians will melt if they hear or read swear words, so he's just trying to see if it's true.

So is it?
We don't melt, we get raptured.

Is that when how you get into the volcano ?

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Re: Thanksgiving Therapy Thread
« Reply #52 on: Fri, 20 November 2015, 13:14:18 »
I don't understand. What is this thanksgiving thing

Plz be gentle

From what I can tell it's basically because most of America hates Jesus, so they use Thanks Giving to be like; "oh hay Jesus, did you say it was your birthday next week? Yeah well all those friends you already invited are coming to my party instead, and we are having turkey and **** so **** you Jesus"

Pretty sure that's the reason.

wat
Baldgye read somewhere that Christians will melt if they hear or read swear words, so he's just trying to see if it's true.

So is it?
We don't melt, we get raptured.

Is that when how you get into the volcano ?

That's scientology, and it's their lord Xenu who goes into the Volcano. :thumb:
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Re: Thanksgiving Therapy Thread
« Reply #53 on: Fri, 20 November 2015, 23:47:12 »


I drew a picture, is this right?

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Re: Thanksgiving Therapy Thread
« Reply #54 on: Sat, 21 November 2015, 04:16:36 »
Woah where did you find that ancient depiction?

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Re: Thanksgiving Therapy Thread
« Reply #55 on: Fri, 11 December 2015, 07:32:22 »
Woah where did you find that ancient depiction?
I drew it