ETF posts an update, and now my Canary watch begins. It shall not end until the Google form is posted. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall trade no caps and win no glory. I shall live and die on ETF's Artisan post. I am the ****poster in the darkness. I am the watcher on the discord channel. I am the shield that guards the realms of Fugu. I pledge my life and honor to the RNGesus, for this night and all the nights to com.
-The Canary Watchers oath