RNGesus,
The enemy of my luck is hard passed to do me in. I don't know what to do, but I certainly have the strength to win. Know that I praise you, Great Deliverer RNGesus! I give thanks amongst this intense stress. My gratitude will grow, further than my Cherry Blues can be heard!
I lift my hands in praise, crack thy knuckles and clack thy keys. For your great goodness is wise, but random. Bring thy keys unto me!