My typical workday last poisoned summer:
- coworker asks question
- i entertain for a while
- my phone starts vibrating. i make note of the time....
- she still doesn't get why her code isn't working as it should.
- more vibrating.... I check my watch. it's been 4 minutes and i'm low key starting to panic.
- me irl
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- i politely ask my coworker if we can continue this later
- Nessie says i need this out the door asap but if u want me to come back it's gonna cost you about tree fiddy
- it was at this time i realized my coworker is 100 ft tall and from the paleolithic era and i've missed the raffle by 15 minutes
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