Look what just showed up in the mail all by itself after I bought it? Fake planck for scale

Why can't I hold all these keyboards?

Full disclosure: When I saw this, I actually did one of these;


The best: I put this one back in the bubble wrap. The texture isn't even worn off the keys. It looks like it's been stored, but I don't think it's been used.

The worst:

Full album
http://imgur.com/a/VJmv0I'm interested to know what you guys would do with them? I will have some for my use, but I'd want to make things other people would use. There are lots of crisp ALPS blacks and 10 plates to work with.
I've already set the unused one aside, and I'm using the second best one to type on now. I know the M15 is super rare and super desirable, but I love the sound of this keyboard over the tinny sound of the buckling springs. /heresy
That said, since my daily driver is a split, and I'm used to typing at my home office on the M15, I can already feel my wrists crying out for justice.
I'm going to have to split one while maintaining the integrity of the case and plate as must as possible (so as to maintain this delectable sound). At least when I do, the ribbon cable won't look out of place. This thing screams retro.
So what say you? I know I want to make a tenkeyless, and I've already ordered three teensies, so there will be a few ready for distribution soon.