The great thing about relengable—er, relegendable buttons is that you can put any legends on them you wish. I prefer ancient Scandinavian folk legends, but 21st-century urban legends work just as well. Of course you must use very, very small type, but once you have them on there you know they're there, and no one can take that away from you—not even the doctors who try to make you take all that medication that makes everything so boring.
