Deadly silent was the ninja who slayed his enemy,
Vroom vroom vroom goes the Harley-rider down the street.
I don't want a keyboard adored by fanboys, but by men and me,
shh hhh hhh goes my fingers, but I worry more about my seat.
Lots of dollars to buy, mechnical keyboards are not cheap,
But only one you will need it will last your life, you weed.
Rubber-dome will last your life too but not as loud
CLACK CLACK CLAK, I hope you're all bloody proud.
Bah I'm bored of it, can't finish it off.