Yeah, we tend to go on a tangent quicker than a psychotic trigonometry professor.
As for the model M colour change, just get an
M13, as the cases on M's are not suited to Rit Dye (the keys take it well though). Painting... well, it's your keyboard, but personally, I'd rather not, (I had flaking problems with mine, and it was done with decent automotive paint by a body shop, and baked properly).
Get an M13, I predicted it will happen, and it will. Your wallet will hate this site, and it doesn't actually sell anything. Let us know when you get one. You will love it. If you want a new one, Unicomp do one, but the pointer is generally regarded as inferior (and some say the build quality, but I can't comment as I don't own one). Otherwise, check the classifieds here, and ebay.
Bandwidth is very cheap here and only broadband so some stuff I used to host elsewhere moved to my servers at home
I know. the UK sucks at providing decent bandwidth for a reasonable price. Caps make me cry though, my plan is 300GB off peak (5PM-9AM) and 30GB peak monthly. it's not cheap, but it suffices for now. Fiber would be my ideal solution, but that won't happen in my area for a while.