OK, now that my problems seem to be resolved, I will confess - I have good reason to know all of the above.
You see, I received one of these a few days ago from this seller. All my descriptive elements are quite accurate based on the unit I received - turns out it is the one actually pictured in the item description (reason I know about the cracks and scrapes, which in retrospect are just barely visible in the pics).
Anyway, Seller has been great. Was a little slow to ship (admittedly New Years weekend kinda delayed things to start with), but very, very communicative and willing to work with the damage claims even before I sent him pics of the problems.
I was going to post on this auction myself once I had all issues resolved so I would know more about what to tell everybody.
As to the boards - the one I received is indeed buckling spring and a full emulator board. Works great, but extra keys not recognized by Blue Cube in OS X, at least as far as I can tell so far using the OS's tools. Full drainage channels (with holes) construction. Extra bonus of no ugly Unicomp logo above the status lights!
Condition of board I received, despite the case problems, was very good. Even though it obviously took a spill on its left end at some point, none, zero, nada rivets were popped and the whole plate feels as tight as new. Very clean inside - no hair carpets; only a couple tiny dust bunnies UNDER the plate; perhaps one crumb of something or other; a dead spider, and a bit of static-clung (fairly dark) dust (+ soot?) on the inside plastic parts. Didn't look to have been cleaned up, but might be a trace of detergent residue on the caps so they might have been taken off and put in the dish washer. Keys very tight with no ping - obviously very, very little used despite being nearly 10 years old. Newest feeling M I've got (save the one in the still-sealed box I haven't opened yet

. Very pleasant to type on!
Can't vouch for the remainders in the listing as always possible it was a mixed batch, but mine was in very good, surprisingly clean condition save for the case problems (exacerbated by the shoddy Unicomp case design - who said quality didn't decline?!?). Seller appears to be conscientious and communicative.
Obviously, YMMV.