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Offline Nonmouse

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Can ANYONE spae me an iPad?
« on: Sat, 03 April 2010, 17:21:37 »
So I've been begging everyone to send me a free iPad, but of course I need to pay shipping.  I  have paypal so that's not a problem (also everyone's like, all capitalistic, so free doesn't work that well).  So now I'm stuck without an iPad and I'm sad  :( I checked the Goodwill and whatever around my house and I couldn't find one.  I've been burning to try one of these iPads and it seems like I will never get one because firstly, I'm a cheap bastard, and secondly, ummm... There is no secondly.  I'm not getting any grants anytime soon but I really want to try one of these out, so if someone could please please give me one of these iPads shipped for free (or even if I have to pay the damn shipipng), I will love you forever (I might even try homo for one), and I will play a requested song for you on kazoo (if i can find the sheet at least) also I will be your sex slave (I'll even pimp out my GF, if you're in the area or will pay shipping) so if anyone could please please send me an iPad, pm so I can give you my address.
Merikan, btw, so shipping should be cheap for other Amis.
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Offline kishy

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« Reply #1 on: Sat, 03 April 2010, 17:36:00 »
I would have lol'd, but I'm eating a meatball marinara sub.

Props!
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Offline bitflipper

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« Reply #2 on: Sat, 03 April 2010, 18:06:44 »
I can send you a qtip. It supports open sores. And has about 12 more uses than the iPad.

Be sure to PM pics of your GF before you send her out here. And make sure she's not allergic to cats.

I'm eating a cold burrito and I think a jalapeno shot through my nostrils.
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Offline elservo

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« Reply #3 on: Mon, 05 April 2010, 15:59:45 »
*Mails one to Nonmouse*
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Offline Nonmouse

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« Reply #4 on: Mon, 05 April 2010, 19:09:11 »
Quote from: elservo;169821
*Mails one to Nonmouse*


Awesome!  Did you want the GF package or the "might as well try bi" package?
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Offline elservo

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« Reply #5 on: Mon, 05 April 2010, 19:21:35 »
I was hoping for "let's just cuddle" because hugs are all I need.
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Offline cryticfarm

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« Reply #6 on: Mon, 05 April 2010, 20:28:59 »
dohoho
i see what u did thar
« Last Edit: Mon, 05 April 2010, 20:41:42 by cryticfarm »
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Offline Oqsy

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« Reply #7 on: Mon, 05 April 2010, 23:31:25 »
I have an iPad that I've disassembled on my home office floor that I'll gladly sent you in 10-12 shipments.  The downside is that you'll have to assemble it yourself, and I'm throwing in extra parts from a microwave oven, a battery powered garage door opener, and a bullet personal massage novelty item thingy...  Oh, and I won't send the glass front screen or the battery pack until the last shipment which should arrive roughly 24-36 months after the first shipment.

This is fun, there should be a thread like this every day.  I want a pony!
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Offline Nonmouse

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« Reply #8 on: Tue, 06 April 2010, 00:52:59 »
Quote from: Oqsy;169941
I have an iPad that I've disassembled on my home office floor that I'll gladly sent you in 10-12 shipments.  The downside is that you'll have to assemble it yourself, and I'm throwing in extra parts from a microwave oven, a battery powered garage door opener, and a bullet personal massage novelty item thingy...  Oh, and I won't send the glass front screen or the battery pack until the last shipment which should arrive roughly 24-36 months after the first shipment.

This is fun, there should be a thread like this every day.  I want a pony!


Start shipping, biyatch- that's like a wet dream project for me. An iPad to f* with?  And random other partses pieces I can turn into an automatic, self-heating... ummm... pleasuring machine?  *Stops to wipe drool off chin so it doesn't drip on soldering iron*
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Offline Mental Hobbit

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« Reply #9 on: Tue, 06 April 2010, 20:19:57 »
Quote from: Oqsy;169941
I want a pony!


In how many shipments?
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Offline Oqsy

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« Reply #10 on: Wed, 07 April 2010, 01:49:31 »
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In how many shipments?


All of them.
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Offline kishy

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« Reply #11 on: Wed, 07 April 2010, 08:56:15 »
Careful, that could backfire.

Customs (or perhaps the postal system?) likes to hold some of my incoming packages until a few have accumulated, bundle them up, then send them off to me like that as a single item.
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Offline Oqsy

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« Reply #12 on: Wed, 07 April 2010, 17:25:08 »
Wait, what country is this?
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Offline ch_123

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« Reply #13 on: Wed, 07 April 2010, 17:27:36 »
Nigeria - he's the long lost son of the recently deposed emperor.

Also, I like the title. Apparently someone wants to neuter an iPad
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Offline Oqsy

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« Reply #14 on: Wed, 07 April 2010, 21:17:38 »
I got an email from a guy in Kenya about some money... seems legit.
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Offline Nonmouse

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« Reply #15 on: Wed, 07 April 2010, 21:31:35 »
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Nigeria - he's the long lost son of the recently deposed emperor.

Also, I like the title. Apparently someone wants to neuter an iPad


What, do you want the world overrun by feral, cross-bred iPads?  Shelters full of unwanted iPadlettes, each hoping desperately for their very own "forever person", but most destined to be put to sleep?  

Didn't think so.

Spay your iPad- it's the humane thing to do.
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