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[Dwarf-factory] Curiosity bottle sale is live!
« on: Mon, 04 June 2018, 23:26:49 »
Groupbuy link: https://www.dwarf-factory.com/product/curiosity-bottles/



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How can 6 drunk bois live in the poky tiny bottles?

People say that dwarfs are curious and always searching for cooper and gold which is absolutely right. Dwarfs do value gold, as gold brings satisfaction and pride to our hearts. But Iíve always thought that this was rather unfair to say; after all, who isnít interested in gold? Who would be interested in gold and riches. We dwarfs are not the only ones, as illustrated by the story of the 6 weird dead drunks Iím about to tell you

I recently witnessed 6 men riding on horseback, coming toward me while I was alone in the woods. I was afraid they were robbers, and dashed in a bush to hide. When I looked closely I noticed, each man was carrying a bag of gold andÖ a bottle of wine. After looking around to see if no one was spying on them, they dug a big hole then buried their gold without thinking twice!

As they did not leave after burying their gold, I patiently sat and waited to find out what they would do next. To my great surprise, they drank so much they fell asleep on the ground but when I got closerÖ they had vanished!

Can you guess where they were? They fell into a dead sleep inside their bottles of wine! It must have been very, very narrow inside must be very but considering the quantity of wine they drank, sleep is all they cared about.

I seized all 6 tiny bottles, firmly pressed down the buttons so they would never be able to go out, mouhahahaha!

The gold is now mine, not yours, you drunk fools!

Now you could see how sound and restful they are in those tiny bottles!
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Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 07 June 2018, 22:56:20 »
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Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 08 June 2018, 00:24:45 »
Absolutely amazing! Is there a range of numbers like 1-1000 or something. Thanks for the give away and the design looks phenomenal.

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Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 08 June 2018, 01:06:14 »
yes, from 0001 - 9999. We will reroll the random number till we found winners xD
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Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 08 June 2018, 03:25:48 »
These are gorgeous, where can I follow you? Instagram?

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Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
« Reply #5 on: Fri, 08 June 2018, 04:09:19 »
These are gorgeous, where can I follow you? Instagram?

Both Instagram & facebook. Here is IG link: https://www.instagram.com/dwarf.factory/
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Re: [Dwarf-factory] Anura is live on Massdrop!
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 15 June 2018, 10:03:16 »
updated new sale on Massdrop
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Re: [Dwarf-factory] Snoob Bear GB Is live!
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 17 August 2018, 09:58:32 »
Updating new sale!
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Re: [Dwarf-factory] Curiosity bottle sale is live!
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 08 September 2018, 07:12:54 »
Update new sale!
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