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Offline naasfu

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1300 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:30 »
wat
a cute stray cat combination that comes out happily when you look at your face is cute

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1301 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:30 »
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Offline noisyturtle

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1302 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:30 »
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I want to get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I want to ****
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
Baby got back
Yeah, baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection
Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six
Ha ha, only if she's 5'3
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers want to play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gol'
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it, Miss Thing
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

Offline heedpantsnow

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1303 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:31 »
OG is the best, G
I'm back.

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1304 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:31 »
WTB - actually in my wants list man.

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1305 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:31 »
clack me pls
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1306 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:33 »
uyhfh

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1307 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:33 »
Ok

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1308 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:34 »
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1309 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:34 »
Hi

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1310 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:35 »


Xd

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1311 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:36 »
esketit

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1312 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:36 »
when the moon's in your eye
like a big pizza pie
that's amore

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1313 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:36 »
merry christmas :-)

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1314 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:37 »
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1315 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:38 »
me

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1316 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:39 »
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1317 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:40 »


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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1318 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:41 »
Ybn

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1319 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:41 »
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1320 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:41 »
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Offline LiQuiDs

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1321 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:42 »
Great art is an instant arrested in eternity.

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1322 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:43 »
F

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1323 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:45 »
jjj

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1324 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:14:47 »


Xd

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1325 on: Mon, 24 December 2018, 17:23:51 »
F
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Congrats to the zero poster mattp! lol, you just can't make this Sh*t up.

PM incoming...

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1326 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:01:08 »
Clack Happens #35

tri-shark Topre compatible


$Free


Rules:

1) Open only to those who have not yet won at Clack Happens.

2) Must have been a member since at least Jan-1-2018.

3) Must have over 100 posts.

4) Multiple posts will not be counted, only your first post.

5) Will RNG who gets it.

6) Please don't post if you already won a Clack Happens.

7) Will announce the winner sometime in the afternoon, I need some zzzz's.

« Last Edit: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:05:44 by ClackFactory »
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1327 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:02:39 »
OPEN!!!
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1328 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:02:46 »
maybe now i can finally shine
Mmm... machined aluminum

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1329 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:02:49 »
nice
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1330 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:02:50 »
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1331 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:02:53 »
dad
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1332 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:02:54 »
Titty sprinkles


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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1333 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:03:05 »
Yeah

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1334 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:03:11 »
asdasf

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1335 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:03:12 »
A
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1336 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:03:13 »
Dodododo


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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1337 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:03:16 »
Heya Xmas fam


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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1338 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:03:19 »
Ff

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1339 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:03:24 »
Hohoho
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1340 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:03:34 »
Me
 

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1341 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:07:24 »
Still open...
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1342 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:08:36 »
Thinking about closing it...
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Offline SeedyOne

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1343 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:09:22 »
Wow!

Offline DillonHightower

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1344 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:09:32 »
👌
            

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1345 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:09:34 »
Feliz navidad

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1346 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:10:23 »
<3
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1347 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 02:13:38 »
i love that meiosis f*** Topre made it in last. lol

Anywho...

I will clean up this post later today and announce the winner in the late afternoon.

Have a Merry X-Mas everyone!
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1348 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 13:29:21 »
Decided to run the RNG twice and it picked two consecutive numbers (lol go figure!)

Congrats

CommonCurt
and...
atlas3686




PM incoming...
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #1349 on: Tue, 25 December 2018, 13:37:05 »
Merry X-mas you guys, you can all finally relax. lulz
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