My name is Moose.
M to the double O S E
I used to be a damn noob like C P T
I guess even back then, you could call me
Better than the H H K B (MOOSE)
Almost a year here, I know you admire
Every time I step in a thread and what transpires
Flyer than my signature longer than CLiB's name
I got a bunch of quotes in the signature game
That's right, MOOSE
Not C P T, and unlike any of them letters
No one can make 'em wetter
I check keyboards like a customs inspector
My homie, Bunny, told me, "I'm hungry for some lettuce"
Now guess what I'ma do? You like MY? Check this
Never know when I'm trolling or serious, so reckless
Don't think of adding me to your ignore list, respect this
You only hurt yourself if you're trying to neglect this
This is for the Geeks
And this is for the Hackers
This is for the Geeks
And this is for the Hackers
Now back to the Geeks
Freeze, at ease, now let me drop some more of them keys
I lose.
Hey Pacifist, if you have to explain your rhymes it doesn't work too well :P
Just spit it out :D
giveaways, giveaways,
is that how people get popular nowadays?
your prizes seem aiight though
cept for them legos
what are you on pacifist?
must be some next-level bliss
you aint got no rhythm,
but you keep asking for mint gum
hell you barely make any sense
better edit and repent
bueller if you're so keen
why not write something that can be seen
instead of hiding behind smiley faces
try your hand against some of my aces
'Awesome giveaway' aint gonna get you points
reading your post, I R DISSAPOINT
giveaways, giveaways,
is that how people get popular nowadays?
your prizes seem aiight though
cept for them legos
what are you on pacifist?
must be some next-level bliss
you aint got no rhythm,
but you keep asking for mint gum
hell you barely make any sense
better edit and repent
bueller if you're so keen
why not write something that can be seen
instead of hiding behind smiley faces
try your hand against some of my aces
'Awesome giveaway' aint gonna get you points
reading your post, I R DISSAPOINT
Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/HXZ25aE.gif)
First, I'm not a rapper, so stop rapping at me
Second, that's all I have in response to your rap battle because I don't know how to rap
Oh **** sonnnnn
Rat-tat-tat
Tat-tat like that
LastPilot never hesitates
to put a 'Hacker on his backFirst, I'm not a rapper, so stop rapping at me
Second, that's all I have in response to your rap battle because I don't know how to rap
Lol it's all good, Don't take it so personally! Rap battle man :P
Oh **** sonnnnn
Rat-tat-tat
Tat-tat like that
LastPilot never hesitates
to put a 'Hacker on his backFirst, I'm not a rapper, so stop rapping at me
Second, that's all I have in response to your rap battle because I don't know how to rap
Lol it's all good, Don't take it so personally! Rap battle man :P
/me encounters rap battle, faints, then reads a bunch of random evidence
Air pollution causes extinction
Driesen 3 (David, Environmental Scholar and Law Prof @ Syracuse, Fall/Spring 2003, Buffalo Environmental Law Journal, p. Lexis)
Air pollution can make life unsustainable by harming the ecosystem upon which all life depends and harming the health of both future and present generations. The Rio Declaration articulates six key principles that are relevant to air pollution. These principles can also be understood as goals, because they describe a state of affairs [*27] that is worth achieving. Agenda 21, in turn, states a program of action for realizing those goals. Between them, they aid understanding of sustainable development's meaning for air quality.The first principle is that "human beings. . . are entitled to a healthy and productive life in harmony with nature", because they are "at the center of concerns for sustainable development." 3 While the Rio Declaration refers to human health, its reference to life "in harmony with nature" also reflects a concern about the natural environment. 4 Since air pollution damages both human health and the environment, air quality implicates both of these concerns. 5
Oh **** sonnnnn
Rat-tat-tat
Tat-tat like that
LastPilot never hesitates
to put a 'Hacker on his backFirst, I'm not a rapper, so stop rapping at me
Second, that's all I have in response to your rap battle because I don't know how to rap
Lol it's all good, Don't take it so personally! Rap battle man :P
/me encounters rap battle, faints, then reads a bunch of random evidence
Air pollution causes extinction
Driesen 3 (David, Environmental Scholar and Law Prof @ Syracuse, Fall/Spring 2003, Buffalo Environmental Law Journal, p. Lexis)
Air pollution can make life unsustainable by harming the ecosystem upon which all life depends and harming the health of both future and present generations. The Rio Declaration articulates six key principles that are relevant to air pollution. These principles can also be understood as goals, because they describe a state of affairs [*27] that is worth achieving. Agenda 21, in turn, states a program of action for realizing those goals. Between them, they aid understanding of sustainable development's meaning for air quality.The first principle is that "human beings. . . are entitled to a healthy and productive life in harmony with nature", because they are "at the center of concerns for sustainable development." 3 While the Rio Declaration refers to human health, its reference to life "in harmony with nature" also reflects a concern about the natural environment. 4 Since air pollution damages both human health and the environment, air quality implicates both of these concerns. 5Show Image(http://0.tqn.com/h/humor/1/H/m/M/-/-/Wat.jpg)
giveaways, giveaways,
is that how people get popular nowadays?
your prizes seem aiight though
cept for them legos
what are you on pacifist?
must be some next-level bliss
you aint got no rhythm,
but you keep asking for mint gum
hell you barely make any sense
better edit and repent
bueller if you're so keen
why not write something that can be seen
instead of hiding behind smiley faces
try your hand against some of my aces
'Awesome giveaway' aint gonna get you points
reading your post, I R DISSAPOINT
Oh **** sonnnnn
Rat-tat-tat
Tat-tat like that
LastPilot never hesitates
to put a 'Hacker on his backFirst, I'm not a rapper, so stop rapping at me
Second, that's all I have in response to your rap battle because I don't know how to rap
Lol it's all good, Don't take it so personally! Rap battle man :P
/me encounters rap battle, faints, then reads a bunch of random evidence
Air pollution causes extinction
Driesen 3 (David, Environmental Scholar and Law Prof @ Syracuse, Fall/Spring 2003, Buffalo Environmental Law Journal, p. Lexis)
Air pollution can make life unsustainable by harming the ecosystem upon which all life depends and harming the health of both future and present generations. The Rio Declaration articulates six key principles that are relevant to air pollution. These principles can also be understood as goals, because they describe a state of affairs [*27] that is worth achieving. Agenda 21, in turn, states a program of action for realizing those goals. Between them, they aid understanding of sustainable development's meaning for air quality.The first principle is that "human beings. . . are entitled to a healthy and productive life in harmony with nature", because they are "at the center of concerns for sustainable development." 3 While the Rio Declaration refers to human health, its reference to life "in harmony with nature" also reflects a concern about the natural environment. 4 Since air pollution damages both human health and the environment, air quality implicates both of these concerns. 5Show Image(http://0.tqn.com/h/humor/1/H/m/M/-/-/Wat.jpg)
PANIC PANIC PANIC
The timeframe for bioweapons to spread globally is six weeks
Levy 7 [Janet, a consultant for ESG Consulting, an organization that provides consulting services for project development and management primarily related to national security and terrorism, “The Threat of Bioweapons”, The American Thinker, 6-8-2007, http://www.americanthinker.com/2007/06/the_threat_of_bioweapons.html]
Biological weapons are among the most dangerous in the world today and can be engineered and disseminated to achieve a more deadly result than a nuclear attack. Whereas the explosion of a nuclear bomb would cause massive death in a specific location, a biological attack with smallpox could infect multitudes of people across the globe. With incubation periods of up to 17 days, human disseminators could unwittingly cause widespread exposure before diagnosable symptoms indicate an infection and appropriate quarantine procedures are in place. Unlike any other type of weapon, bioweapons such as smallpox can replicate and infect a chain of people over an indeterminate amount of time from a single undetectable point of release. According to science writer and author of The Hot Zone, Richard Preston, "If you took a gram of smallpox, which is highly contagious and lethal, and for which there's no vaccine available globally now, and released it in the air and created about a hundred cases, the chances are excellent that the virus would go global in six weeks as people moved from city to city
I feel like I'm on mute sometimes, I thought I put out some good raps. Oh well.
Congrats on the anniversary CPT
They call me wildcard, and I'll tell you why.
Cause unpredictability explains this guy
I've got a whole bunch of switches with little time, to mess with these domes that mess with your mind.
I like a board to be solid or I start to get board.
I like a plate to be firm, and a sleeve on my cord.
I like a costar mod because the cherries bob.
I like the cherry click except at my job.
I like to lube dem switches and tighten that spring.
I like my buckling spring, cause it's my thing.
I use keycaps thick, and my CCs rock.
And my topres thock, like an electric shock.
Damn. As demik can attest, I am fantastic with deconstructing the deeper level meaning of rap lyrics and informing listeners about the depth and complexity and even philosophical quandaries presented in rap, but I, myself, am horrible at constructing meaningful rap lyrics. Maybe it is time for the scholar to become the artist.
Click Clack
I go on the a-tack
Ya try to bust back
Sho sucks that
Ya can't rhyme fo jack
Just step back
Cherry switch gat racked
QUICK, FIRE
Keycap in yo ass
I be
Crushin MCs
For CCs
Yall got nothin on me
So take your topres
Ya cherries
ABS and PBTs
Put em in a pile
And blessed hackers be
Just to have the chance
To give that **** to me
Suckah I was just bout to go to sleep
But after reading this I aint countin sheep
factory keyboards are the
Only thing you crushing on
lemme show you how you do this
* * *
writing short lines making me yawn
aint got the brains aint got the brawn
i got lines for days I can come upon
bring it on, ya fookin' prawn
im in this thread like don jon
gettin crunk til the early mon
conquering MC's like genghis khan
makin your rhymes look like add-ons
your lines just dont click
they're just like dem rubba doms
**
Yo' rhythm is blank like an ISO pack
talkin like I cant talk back
yo' beat is thin like factory keycaps
and the prices on my sets are so jacked
I could trade one for cash plus click clack
you cant touch this so just turn back
logout now and i wont give you no flack
cause right now the night is pitchblack
like the pbt groupbuy that needs MOQ stat
and so with that
I say brb to the rest of you jacks
goodnight ferreal geekhack.
So CPT, I hear it's your anniversary
I find it weird you were here a shorter time than me
Thank you for makin' this forum feel like a nation and adding to the sensations we get, congratulations!
First of all, I'd like to give props to Moose,
His rhymes are tight and his tongue is loose.
He's got what it takes but his fatal mistake was submitting too early so he's outa this race!
So let me get back to the task at hand
I've spend enough time with my head in the sand
In your OP you've made rules a bit,
I chose the rap game, cuz my haikus are ****
Now on with the bonus points, Do I smell a bluff?
Cuz rhymes about Biggie just ain't all that tough,
And as for this topic he ain't up to snuff but I guess that's because he's not clicky enough.
I'll end this this right here, the length is just wack
The last little verse in my all out attack
I'll say a few words to the rest of the pack
And that's sorry to y'all cuz I'm takin' that clack!!
I hope that's enough, I know my skills are vapid
Unlike a quickfire, I'm just not all that rapid
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
All kinds of great stuff going on here. Longzilla and YoungMichael88 my faves so far. Noisyturtle was great too. I'd hate to have to make the final decision on this.Oh you think I'm done? You're not even close
I don't fit the qualifications but I was inspired to share after reading everything so far.
My best glass says poon
Tang is what I drink from it
I love MX blues
Garth, that was a haiku.
Oh you think I'm done? You're not even close
So buckle up kids it's time for a roast!
It's time to attack all you Topre drones
I thought we decided "down with rubber domes"?
You try to disguise it by saying "cup rubber"
In the words of Hulk Hogan "ain't foolin' me Brother!"
Alright CPT, guess you've started a war
If you wanna make friends that's what Movie Night's (http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=49101) for
Yea, that's right. A shameless thread plug
But I ain't afraid, I'm a ma'f*ckin THUG!!
So come at me guys, there's no time to waste
I'll provide tp4tissues to wipe the tears from your face
MoreYo captain, this hacka fo real over here?
He thinks he can just step an to CWD with no consequence?
Let's give this lastpilot his last flight.
---
Doubleshot
Drop it hot
Go ahead and bring it on
And I'll play ya like a pawn
Mad explosive lyrics
Poetry atomic bombs
Step into the Doctor's office, Lethal injection
You be payin for your wrongs
While I cook up my mad confections
Give geekhackers they rap god
And I'm
Clicky just like greens
Make ya buckle just like springs
Smooth and shine like ABS
Rough and tough like PBT
You wear out just like pads
Lyrics fade away too fast
Hide yo ass, son you won't last
Rhymin too far out yo class
Logitech facin up to a KMAC
Feel that custom spring force blast back
Scared of my ergo keyboard cap packs?
Well run away, cause I ain't scared of jack.
I be pourin Acetone, melt ya down
Hardcore rap poet, goes to town
Crash yo plan right in my sea of rhymes
Better shape up *****, yell drown
Under keyboard centric slang
And disses put you in a daze
Leave your mind blank, just a haze
Blowin smoke like clickclack's stickiy ickys
Choke ya out four hundred twenty ways
Call me Phantom of the keyboards
I rappin mad popular plays
My soul pure madness like keythulhu
Make yer mind break, go insane
Self-proclaimed master of keys?MoreI'm the self-proclaimed master of keys
got all sorts of wizardry underneath my sleeves
remember the name, I'll have it dyesubbed in ya brain
I'm here to pop cherries, enlighten you with Topre
I have a tendency to bring the ruckus
cus the profiteers here be lookin to **** us
I got Serbian blood rushin through my veins,
the rest of you softer than a rubber membrane
I'm bring the heat here like a doubleshot injection
with lyrics worth more than jcrouse's CC collection
this is not a debate or an election, crown me king of this battle
I'll make ya brains rattle worse than a pingy Filco,
call me the status quo cus TEAM THORPE is the one to beat,
I hope you got a receipt for that MX excretion,
I'm the Topre messiah here on a mission,
to bring the good feeling of oneness with cup rubber,
when a mod comes by some of you bend over and pucker
but I see you Pacifist, your victory is fleeting,
your name alone is self-defeating,
Mother Theresa would be proud,
yield to me like MX to Topper,
you just cannon fodder and this is a home run
why should anyone listen to a keyboard nun?Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/wdFiCxn.gif)
cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.
cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.
cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.
+1 echo, echo ;)
cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.
+1 echo, echo ;)
Do you even 5-7-5? Write a haiku!
Works in progress
I grew up on the SP, the thin ABS side
Staying shiny was no jive
Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old John
So then we moved to PBT land
A young youth, rocking the gold moose, 'Lo goose
Only way I begin to GeekHack off was Classifieds loot
And let's start it like this son, rolling with this cap and that cap
Pulling out Caps for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smoking sticky ickies at 16
And running up in gates, and doing Group Buys for high stakes
Making my way on fire escapes
No question I would speed for clacks and caps
The combination made my eyes bleed, Red Alert Style
All these rhymes are terrible, nobody deserves to be a winner.
Everyone here, is just a freeloading gold digger.
Be gone, be gone, from Geekhack like ripster,
Go get your click-clacks in the auctions, be highest bidder.
All these rhymes are terrible, nobody deserves to be a winner.
Everyone here, is just a freeloading gold digger.
Be gone, be gone, from Geekhack like ripster,
Go get your click-clacks in the auctions, be highest bidder.
Zilla' cuts deep with a rage and fury
but his rhymes cut short like they were done in a hurry
I don't wanna be a winner, but I am what I am
I will deliciously devour, I will be the one that stands
You might think because I'm busy you can bring this weak attack
But you remember little lizzy, my crew is intergalactic.
All these rhymes are terrible, nobody deserves to be a winner.
Everyone here, is just a freeloading gold digger.
Be gone, be gone, from Geekhack like ripster,
Go get your click-clacks in the auctions, be highest bidder.
Zilla' cuts deep with a rage and fury
but his rhymes cut short like they were done in a hurry
I don't wanna be a winner, but I am what I am
I will deliciously devour, I will be the one that stands
You might think because I'm busy you can bring this weak attack
But you remember little lizzy, my crew is intergalactic.
You call that a comeback? OK, I'll cut you some slack,
No wait, your rhymes are still weak, just a wannabe keyboard geek.
What, did nothing rhyme with Longzilla? The true lyrical killa?
Hope that's not all you got Wildcard, guess I'll just disregard.
My names Tym,
Keyboards.
(Attachment Link)
My names Tym,
Keyboards.
Edit: Implied horse porn is a hilarious diss ^__^
MoreYo captain, this hacka fo real over here?
He thinks he can just step an to CWD with no consequence?
Let's give this lastpilot his last flight.
---
Doubleshot
Drop it hot
Go ahead and bring it on
And I'll play ya like a pawn
Mad explosive lyrics
Poetry atomic bombs
Step into the Doctor's office, Lethal injection
You be payin for your wrongs
While I cook up my mad confections
Give geekhackers they rap god
And I'm
Clicky just like greens
Make ya buckle just like springs
Smooth and shine like ABS
Rough and tough like PBT
You wear out just like pads
Lyrics fade away too fast
Hide yo ass, son you won't last
Rhymin too far out yo class
Logitech facin up to a KMAC
Feel that custom spring force blast back
Scared of my ergo keyboard cap packs?
Well run away, cause I ain't scared of jack.
I be pourin Acetone, melt ya down
Hardcore rap poet, goes to town
Crash yo plan right in my sea of rhymes
Better shape up *****, yell drown
Under keyboard centric slang
And disses put you in a daze
Leave your mind blank, just a haze
Blowin smoke like clickclack's stickiy ickys
Choke ya out four hundred twenty ways
Call me Phantom of the keyboards
I rappin mad popular plays
My soul pure madness like keythulhu
Make yer mind break, go insane
You damn right its my last flight, its my only flight
thats cause i was born fly, keepin it tight
and you aint cause you trite
I rock gangsta threads from day to night
and the whole sky is my birth right
communist witch doctor?
more like community b__ch talker
my posts above is what you refer?
yall gettin heated over cannon fodder
cuz I hope yall know
I was just testing the waters
I'm the last pilot
and you're the first to crash
Cuz I spit rhymes super fast
and all you haters given me sass?
you can stick a hakko up yo ass
yall ghers better call a mayday
cause its about to go down
just like ssk's on ebay
like b___ches on 4grabs day
and like some group buy due next may
wait a sec did i say next may?
thats like 7bit, that sh_t cray
better hope that moq dont go away
or that sh_t wont see the light of day
and when i come through yall best make way
cuz i'll blind you like a blinged-out kingsaver on display
aint no foul play when I release my array
out my bomb bays to your dismay
you cant run, you'll only make it half way
man this sh_t just childs play
what you tryin to portray?
some kind of rap god cliche?
I pick and choose my rhymes like a buffet
while sippin on a latte at a cafe
while you trippin out softly and decay
so thats right todays the day
just sit back and relax and obey
and keep wishin like you did for clacks on EK
you heard me? I see through you like xray
but i dont need an xray to see you fake
cuz all you do is spit weak rhymes all day
so GTFO and wallow in your own dismay
cuz im the king of this thread ya thats what they say
'least 'cordin to these mods and admins surveySelf-proclaimed master of keys?MoreI'm the self-proclaimed master of keys
got all sorts of wizardry underneath my sleeves
remember the name, I'll have it dyesubbed in ya brain
I'm here to pop cherries, enlighten you with Topre
I have a tendency to bring the ruckus
cus the profiteers here be lookin to **** us
I got Serbian blood rushin through my veins,
the rest of you softer than a rubber membrane
I'm bring the heat here like a doubleshot injection
with lyrics worth more than jcrouse's CC collection
this is not a debate or an election, crown me king of this battle
I'll make ya brains rattle worse than a pingy Filco,
call me the status quo cus TEAM THORPE is the one to beat,
I hope you got a receipt for that MX excretion,
I'm the Topre messiah here on a mission,
to bring the good feeling of oneness with cup rubber,
when a mod comes by some of you bend over and pucker
but I see you Pacifist, your victory is fleeting,
your name alone is self-defeating,
Mother Theresa would be proud,
yield to me like MX to Topper,
you just cannon fodder and this is a home run
why should anyone listen to a keyboard nun?Show Image(http://i.imgur.com/wdFiCxn.gif)
would you please explain to me
how you see what you see
talkin bout wizardry like it comes free
man you living in a pod like a pea
im like a switch that got free
aint no stabilizers on me
that sh_t just extra debris
and you makin a lotta self-claims
makin up that self-generated fame
you think this is some popularity game?
man thats a shame to yo own name
even wakka flocka flame got betta game
Key master? man you a self-proclaimed bastard
just like some wannabe click clacker
some ghetto-ass geekhacker
makin weak posts like a tp4-attract-er
you one of linkbane's benefactors?
please type something that matters
not this useless chit chatter
makin me roll on the floor with laughter
Applause applause,
let me thank yall and pause
before I go and on and find yall flaws
breakin all kinds of physics laws
typin on my kmac with claws
my posts bite you like jaws
*turn down the music*
And man eff all yall haters!
I'm bout to release my limit BREAKER
ON
All you desparate giveaway-takers, ghetto keycap makers, hentai masturbaters, useless-thread creators, sold out moderators, last-minute-order-changers, 7-bit waiters, classified-auction-bid-fakers, overzealous-politic-debaters, topre-mx-traitors, gb-order-cancellators, click-clack-profit-makers, gb-host-delayers, cc-only-traders, cnc-labor-makers, wannabe-lightsaver-takers, reddit-invaders and your paypal-dispute-behavior.
man yall might as well hit that circuit breaker
cause this party is just vapor
all you lurkers just waitin for me to post later
^^Thank you for that comeback
You tried and that is great
I'm really a nice guy but it can be fun to hate
I promise from now on I'll stop sucking on my thumb
But only if you promise to remove yours from your bum
You don't know how to use a 60% but think you can
I guess that's just because you're only 60% man.
You cannot be on GH if you don't earn a cheque
So do us all a favor and go back to Logitech
The closest thing to boobs you'll get is a cloud of MX reds
So sell the keyboards that you have, buy porno mags instead
It's me back again with another attack and I'm dishin' out disses like the lasers of Click-Clack.
No need to be scared just lie on your back
Release all that tension like Rob Ford does with crack.
You can build PCBs but forget the CCs cuz you can't even rap and your rhymes smell like cheese
If you want me to stop you'll have to say please
And turn over to me every one of your keys.
Breath in and breath out cuz you must be in shock
So pack up all your ****, go see Krog and get flocked.
It's me back again with another attack and I'm dishin' out disses like the lasers of Click-Clack.
No need to be scared just lie on your back
Release all that tension like Rob Ford does with crack.
You can build PCBs but forget the CCs cuz you can't even rap and your rhymes smell like cheese
If you want me to stop you'll have to say please
And turn over to me every one of your keys.
Breath in and breath out cuz you must be in shock
So pack up all your ****, go see Krog and get flocked.
I rip and I rap
I rap and I rip
Dis is the way dat Dylan spit
Hot fire yo!
MoreYou damn right its my last flight, its my only flight
thats cause i was born fly, keepin it tight
and you aint cause you trite
I rock gangsta threads from day to night
and the whole sky is my birth right
communist witch doctor?
more like community b__ch talker
my posts above is what you refer?
yall gettin heated over cannon fodder
cuz I hope yall know
I was just testing the waters
I'm the last pilot
and you're the first to crash
Cuz I spit rhymes super fast
and all you haters given me sass?
you can stick a hakko up yo ass
yall ghers better call a mayday
cause its about to go down
just like ssk's on ebay
like b___ches on 4grabs day
and like some group buy due next may
wait a sec did i say next may?
thats like 7bit, that sh_t cray
better hope that moq dont go away
or that sh_t wont see the light of day
and when i come through yall best make way
cuz i'll blind you like a blinged-out kingsaver on display
aint no foul play when I release my array
out my bomb bays to your dismay
you cant run, you'll only make it half way
man this sh_t just childs play
what you tryin to portray?
some kind of rap god cliche?
I pick and choose my rhymes like a buffet
while sippin on a latte at a cafe
while you trippin out softly and decay
so thats right todays the day
just sit back and relax and obey
and keep wishin like you did for clacks on EK
you heard me? I see through you like xray
but i dont need an xray to see you fake
cuz all you do is spit weak rhymes all day
so GTFO and wallow in your own dismay
cuz im the king of this thread ya thats what they say
'least 'cordin to these mods and admins survey
I know I post a lot and y'all want me to go awayPhysician?
But I came here to win a prize so I think that I will stay
I'll keep up the pace to win this race and put you in your place.
You're gonna have a hard time wiping the awesome off my face!
I really do admire the LENGTH of your compositions
But are you compensating? Perhaps it's your disposition? But ima stop *****in' just see a physician.
I'll keep this one SHORT like when you pitch a tent
HHKB, there now it's relevant.
I've got more lines than you in just one of my pockets
So forget about post counts and just stay in off-topic, you've lost it
I read what you spit and I feel kinda duped
Use a damn dictionary not alphabet soup
Why you still here when you know you will lose?
So go surf the threads for material instead
I'll be waiting right here using only my head
It's comforting to see you're so frightened of meI've got more lines than you in just one of my pockets
So forget about post counts and just stay in off-topic, you've lost it
I read what you spit and I feel kinda duped
Use a damn dictionary not alphabet soup
Why you still here when you know you will lose?
So go surf the threads for material instead
I'll be waiting right here using only my head
Say ya got more lines and ya spit half a verse
Get off the mic and take some god damn time to rehearse
Cause honestly don't think I've seen nobody rhyme worse
Only way ya get away now's in the back of a hearse
And while you searchin definitions I be out on a mission
Spit my vision, exhibition
Rub against ya like friction
Smashin rhymes together this be lyrical fission
And I kick you out the door, Notice: Eviction
Ban ya just like ripster, rap is my jurisdiction
Rhyme tactician puts you in a state of affliction
Flows so dope I chargin mister friday price admission
These rhymes limited edition
People fill the stands, watch me crush opposition
Diagnose your condition ya walk away in remission
You ain't no competition, so weak you been decommissioned
Light the gasoline, ignition
Stand back, this verbal demolition
Run away, I got vintage switch ammunition
Leave ya burnin at the stake from my rap inquisition
Cause when it's me that you petition
Just end up in submission
Thinkin you got a chance, ***** it's just superstition
So here's a proposition, put your rap on prohibition
Nobody throw slang without my permission
If I catch you in sedition you'll be seein a mortician
It's comforting to see you're so frightened of me
To the point you choose words that rhyme so easy!
Demolition, ignition you even used definition?
What about rendition? Or even coalition? For a geek you at least should have used the word partition.
The truth behind this is you lack all ambition
Try put some more thought into this competition
You rhyme every line with the exact same word, that's absurd!! Can't even blame booze cuz your speech isn't slurred
Now it's time to pull up your sox cuz I'm quick like a fox I won't stop I'm like shock rock, battling me is a waste just like ergo-dox.
I can get meaner but not any cleaner you should use dental tabs to whiten your wiener.
But hey that's enough with corny **** jokes it's a keyboard rap battle so get on with it folks.
Just please take your time and don't come off lame. After reading my lines you probably came while screaming my name.
So in the next 4grabs before you hit send just remember you'll never be as good as YM.
But hey let's move on at least for a bit
Release your teeth from your grandmothers tit
Why is it just us who seem to give a ****
Let's give someone else a few minutes to spit.
Gnomes in the distance
My keyboard is so empty
Joyful Mint Gum art
MoreRed Alert, Klaxon sirens blare
Missiles launch
Surface to air
Jets smoke
Plane dives
No-one survives
Ain't no standin up to me and walkin out alive
Cause my rhymes be Toxic
Like group buy prices drop it
Lyrics thick like IMSTO
Not to mention rhymes so
Insane
Make you ass just look inane
Nother word
Nother RainDrop in da flood
That wash your ass away
But calm down, you be ok
If you step down and walk away
I be chillin in Miami
While you cryin to your mammy
So sad that you can't be me
And no way in hell you'll beat me
You'd be lucky just to meet me
How tragic you story be
And I satisfied with me
Private islands and
500 caret diamonds
Solid gold and silver keycaps
So glam you can't imagine
And my case cast out of tungsten
Try to rhyme off to me again
I ain't scared, ***** you won't win
Twenty three commando
And I'm gonna squeeze my guns in
Shoot ya up, I shameless
Blank grave, so unknown that you be nameless
You da lamest
Rhymes so monkey business that they call you Dr. Zaius
It's me back again with another attack and I'm dishin' out disses like the lasers of Click-Clack.
No need to be scared just lie on your back
Release all that tension like Rob Ford does with crack.
You can build PCBs but forget the CCs cuz you can't even rap and your rhymes smell like cheese
If you want me to stop you'll have to say please
And turn over to me every one of your keys.
Breath in and breath out cuz you must be in shock
So pack up all your ****, go see Krog and get flocked.
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!
Replying to a verse with a sentence, also weak. Step that rhyme game up! :P
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!
Replying to a verse with a sentence, also weak. Step that rhyme game up! :P
Lol...he thinks he's in a rap battle
When this whole contest is me shooting fish in a barrel
I should make my rhymes shorter so he can understand
It seems he's one of those aderal kids
ADD, ADHD, and memory retention problems
dragonxx21, lmao please, come at me son or shut your lips
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!
Replying to a verse with a sentence, also weak. Step that rhyme game up! :P
Lol...he thinks he's in a rap battle
When this whole contest is me shooting fish in a barrel
I should make my rhymes shorter so he can understand
It seems he's one of those aderal kids
ADD, ADHD, and memory retention problems
dragonxx21, lmao please, come at me son or shut your lips
Well s**t I think I've been called out
AKIMbRO please, I don't even need to try, it's not hard to see
Your rhymes are weak please don't make me shout
All I see is you trying to get attention on I R C
Making a deal when nobody says hi
Do you think you're some sort of king?
You think you can beat me. Don't be shy
You can't rap, how about you try to sing?
Editing this on cause I got ta keep it dapper
Just want to point out that I am not a rapper
I lose.same here, dammm!!!MoreI lose, I lose-lose.
I cannot haiku, I lose.
So much lose, I lose.MoreI lose.
Spy is flying by
Where's all the mad rappers at
Contest needs more rhymes
Just give 'em to me.
^ nailed it!!
I lose.MoreI lose, I lose-lose.
I cannot haiku, I lose.
So much lose, I lose.MoreI lose.
BadAss is so young
To GeekHack, and I am too
But it's been one year
Indoctrinated
In the order of the Hack
Our wallets are doomed
Keyboards just for fun
We all get strange looks sometimes
From other people
^ nailed it!!
It is winter now
Hot tempers over fake clacks
As such the snow falls
Moose likes it to be
Rough without the proper lube
Beasteality
Gobble my ****, *****
I want to have sex with you
Glorious haiku
wow you still tryin to be an mc?
bein stubborn, stuck there like an SMD
tell you what, you can S my D
'stead of moping in clack therapy
gettin tears all over your keys
'fore putting boards in rice baggies
guys, please don't upset CWD cuz he's
just another GH noob rookie
can't even sell his pure LE
cuz 60% alu cases made too frequently
tryin so hard that **** is a comically
oversaturated market obviously
(I should also note that i sold my pure a super long time ago, I'm just too lazy to update my signature.)
i dont even understand logically
how i type so damn wickedly
this **** is just undeniably
raw talent setting itself free
making me shine like a CREE LED
unlike you i dont gotta keep rhyming "me"
you're just setting yourself up honestly
to keep getting burned so severely, easily
but still trying to spit so stubbornly
while i flow so easily, and effort free
I dont even gotta switch rhyme ends, you see?
fight me you aint gonna make it to round 3
this is like a mortal combat fatality
FLAWLESS
VICTORY
It's nice to see this up and running again. So here we go.
No ones been posting, I began to ponder
Perhaps they're out soul searching? Do they aimlessly wander?
Or does absence really make the heart grow fonder?
But hey, that's enough of these senseless questions.
Here's a suggestion. stay outa this contest and avoid the depression. Have you not learned your lesson?
I know I'm electric and you know it too
So visit the thread about what's bothering you
Post "I wish I could spit as well as he do"
But don't hold your breath or you'll turn translucent blue.
I think you bit off more than you can chew.
So just take a minute, let out your "boo hoos" maybe change hobbies from keycaps to shoes. I don't give a **** what you choose. Just stay outa here cuz you gonna lose.
Now before you chirp back and before you go boast
Start at page one and read every post
Do you notice who gets comments the most?
I've even got some from our generous host.
So raise up your glasses I'm giving a toast.
Here's to the fallen, you weren't even close.
It's nice to see this up and running again. So here we go.You lose, you lose, lose
No ones been posting, I began to ponder
Perhaps they're out soul searching? Do they aimlessly wander?
Or does absence really make the heart grow fonder?
But hey, that's enough of these senseless questions.
Here's a suggestion. stay outa this contest and avoid the depression. Have you not learned your lesson?
I know I'm electric and you know it too
So visit the thread about what's bothering you
Post "I wish I could spit as well as he do"
But don't hold your breath or you'll turn translucent blue.
I think you bit off more than you can chew.
So just take a minute, let out your "boo hoos" maybe change hobbies from keycaps to shoes. I don't give a **** what you choose. Just stay outa here cuz you gonna lose.
Now before you chirp back and before you go boast
Start at page one and read every post
Do you notice who gets comments the most?
I've even got some from our generous host.
So raise up your glasses I'm giving a toast.
Here's to the fallen, you weren't even close.
Stick to the rap gameIt's nice to see this up and running again. So here we go.
No ones been posting, I began to ponder
Perhaps they're out soul searching? Do they aimlessly wander?
Or does absence really make the heart grow fonder?
But hey, that's enough of these senseless questions.
Here's a suggestion. stay outa this contest and avoid the depression. Have you not learned your lesson?
I know I'm electric and you know it too
So visit the thread about what's bothering you
Post "I wish I could spit as well as he do"
But don't hold your breath or you'll turn translucent blue.
I think you bit off more than you can chew.
So just take a minute, let out your "boo hoos" maybe change hobbies from keycaps to shoes. I don't give a **** what you choose. Just stay outa here cuz you gonna lose.
Now before you chirp back and before you go boast
Start at page one and read every post
Do you notice who gets comments the most?
I've even got some from our generous host.
So raise up your glasses I'm giving a toast.
Here's to the fallen, you weren't even close.
What? Dude. See: haikus.
We posted a bunch of them.
Did you even read?
I already wonIt's nice to see this up and running again. So here we go.You lose, you lose, lose
No ones been posting, I began to ponder
Perhaps they're out soul searching? Do they aimlessly wander?
Or does absence really make the heart grow fonder?
But hey, that's enough of these senseless questions.
Here's a suggestion. stay outa this contest and avoid the depression. Have you not learned your lesson?
I know I'm electric and you know it too
So visit the thread about what's bothering you
Post "I wish I could spit as well as he do"
But don't hold your breath or you'll turn translucent blue.
I think you bit off more than you can chew.
So just take a minute, let out your "boo hoos" maybe change hobbies from keycaps to shoes. I don't give a **** what you choose. Just stay outa here cuz you gonna lose.
Now before you chirp back and before you go boast
Start at page one and read every post
Do you notice who gets comments the most?
I've even got some from our generous host.
So raise up your glasses I'm giving a toast.
Here's to the fallen, you weren't even close.
You lose lose lose lose lose lose
lose lose. Man you lose.
What? Dude. See: haikus.
We posted a bunch of them.
Did you even read?
What? Dude. See: haikus.
We posted a bunch of them.
Did you even read?
Rap based poetry
Spit Haikus, yeah ***** that's me
Five seven five, see
I be mad frightnin
Lines shock your skull like lightnin
My rhymes enlightnin
And I da Titan
Grab the wrench and I tighten
Squeeze your coal: diamond
No reply: silence
Stand up to the rap tyrant
Get thrown to lions
Spread like a virus
To kill, I got a license
Sharpen my trident
Like Greek king Midas
Everything I touch turns gold
My rap is so bold
And *****, you got told
Leave your body in the cold
Yeah, you got controlled
Twofold, rap poems
I unroll, till you go home
Goodnight and shalom
"how to ****'n haiku." = 6What? Dude. See: haikus.
We posted a bunch of them.
Did you even read?
Rap based poetry
Spit Haikus, yeah ***** that's me
Five seven five, see
I be mad frightnin
Lines shock your skull like lightnin
My rhymes enlightnin
And I da Titan
Grab the wrench and I tighten
Squeeze your coal: diamond
No reply: silence
Stand up to the rap tyrant
Get thrown to lions
Spread like a virus
To kill, I got a license
Sharpen my trident
Like Greek king Midas
Everything I touch turns gold
My rap is so bold
And *****, you got told
Leave your body in the cold
Yeah, you got controlled
Twofold, rap poems
I unroll, till you go home
Goodnight and shalom
Damn, son, you talk smack.
Got anything to back that?
Or just this whack rap?
Don't even start me,
You can't handle my haikus.
I got this ****, true.
Oh, whoops, too late now.
No turning back from this crap.
Just look what you did.
.....
.......
.....
Actually, no.
This ends now. No survivors.
I will end you here.
/me strikes.
* CommunistWitchDr dies.
The crowd rejoices.
To conclude, I ask:
Are you that daft? We all know
how to ****'n haiku.
PS: Sorry bout that.
Didn't mean to kill you there.
**** happens I guess.
LOL I approve of this new development: Haiku disses...also rap haikus.Ok then let's go
"how to ****'n haiku." = 6
"PS: Sorry bout that." = 6
Gonna lose points there
I'm sure Captain will not care
You should learn to count
You live and you learn"how to ****'n haiku." = 6
"PS: Sorry bout that." = 6
Gonna lose points there
I'm sure Captain will not care
You should learn to count
Damn, you caught me there.
Don't worry, he will allow.
Captain got my back.
You live and you learn"how to ****'n haiku." = 6
"PS: Sorry bout that." = 6
Gonna lose points there
I'm sure Captain will not care
You should learn to count
Damn, you caught me there.
Don't worry, he will allow.
Captain got my back.
Tho it is embarrassing
You will be just fine
PronunciationYou live and you learn"how to ****'n haiku." = 6
"PS: Sorry bout that." = 6
Gonna lose points there
I'm sure Captain will not care
You should learn to count
Damn, you caught me there.
Don't worry, he will allow.
Captain got my back.
Tho it is embarrassing
You will be just fine
Just for the record,
****'n is one syllable, man.
Apostrophes, yo.
boobsBoobs, tits, funbags weeeeeee
tits
funbags
weeeeeee
i win gimme all that ****.
boobs
tits
funbags
weeeeeee
i win gimme all that ****.
boobs
tits
funbags
weeeeeee
i win gimme all that ****.
I don't know who this "damilk" guy is. Too new to qualify in my opinion :P.
I will be doing a dramatic reading of my favorite entries as well as the rap battle from the old topic.
Watch this space.
4 more days!
Wow, you can't haiku?
You ask so much of us, though.
I feel cheated, man.
Wow, you can't haiku?
You ask so much of us, though.
I feel cheated, man.
Come at me brother
You call that **** a haiku?
Feelcheateddefeated, man
:P
I must be honest
This has gone on for so long
I lost interest
gib me free keyboards
I wish I could rhyme or count
syllables
My birthday is on
Clacks are always the best gifts
December 16th
I must be honest
This has gone on for so long
I lost interest
I must be honest
This has gone on for so long
I lost interest
x1000 :o
Hehe. And with that, no more entries. I'll announce winners sometime this weekend. Thanks for playing everyone :D
Why would you ever do that YoungMichael88? :PTouché! 5-7-5 for LIFE!!
Hehe. And with that, no more entries. I'll announce winners sometime this weekend. Thanks for playing everyone :D
Lego Pls C P T
I need R G B bricks Pls
This is sufficient?
Hehe. And with that, no more entries. I'll announce winners sometime this weekend. Thanks for playing everyone :D
Lego Pls C P T
I need R G B bricks Pls
This is sufficient?
6-7-5, nice.
Hehe. And with that, no more entries. I'll announce winners sometime this weekend. Thanks for playing everyone :D
Hehe. And with that, no more entries. I'll announce winners sometime this weekend. Thanks for playing everyone :D
Who won??
Happy 1-year-iversary (I use in that really cliche kind of way), BadAss.
It's a little past the weekend, though.
Same old rustled noob,
So new the jimmies sting hard,
bzzz keyboard trauma,
Longzilla gets a hat for his Dave Chappelle/Gza reference in his post.
Congrats everyone! It's been a slice!
Likewise! Good times.Congrats everyone! It's been a slice!
I enjoyed our little haiku battle that we had, YM.
Congrats to the winners!
Just for closure, I've sent out all the prizes. I will be getting hats in the next two weeks and I believe I have one extra if anyone is interested in it.
They're free. I think I have eight coming, seven of which have been claimed/given away. One extra.