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Offline YoungMichael88

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #100 on: Thu, 21 November 2013, 13:32:16 »
I've got more lines than you in just one of my pockets
So forget about post counts and just stay in off-topic, you've lost it
I read what you spit and I feel kinda duped
Use a damn dictionary not alphabet soup
Why you still here when you know you will lose?

So go surf the threads for material instead
I'll be waiting right here using only my head
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #101 on: Thu, 21 November 2013, 19:23:19 »
I've got more lines than you in just one of my pockets
So forget about post counts and just stay in off-topic, you've lost it
I read what you spit and I feel kinda duped
Use a damn dictionary not alphabet soup
Why you still here when you know you will lose?

So go surf the threads for material instead
I'll be waiting right here using only my head

Say ya got more lines and ya spit half a verse
Get off the mic and take some god damn time to rehearse
Cause honestly don't think I've seen nobody rhyme worse
Only way ya get away now's in the back of a hearse
And while you searchin definitions I be out on a mission
Spit my vision, exhibition
Rub against ya like friction
Smashin rhymes together this be lyrical fission
And I kick you out the door, Notice: Eviction
Ban ya just like ripster, rap is my jurisdiction
Rhyme tactician puts you in a state of affliction
Flows so dope I chargin mister friday price admission
These rhymes limited edition
People fill the stands, watch me crush opposition
Diagnose your condition ya walk away in remission
You ain't no competition, so weak you been decommissioned
Light the gasoline, ignition
Stand back, this verbal demolition
Run away, I got vintage switch ammunition
Leave ya burnin at the stake from my rap inquisition
Cause when it's me that you petition
Just end up in submission
Thinkin you got a chance, ***** it's just superstition
So here's a proposition, put your rap on prohibition
Nobody throw slang without my permission
If I catch you in sedition you'll be seein a mortician

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #102 on: Thu, 21 November 2013, 22:03:12 »
I've got more lines than you in just one of my pockets
So forget about post counts and just stay in off-topic, you've lost it
I read what you spit and I feel kinda duped
Use a damn dictionary not alphabet soup
Why you still here when you know you will lose?

So go surf the threads for material instead
I'll be waiting right here using only my head

Say ya got more lines and ya spit half a verse
Get off the mic and take some god damn time to rehearse
Cause honestly don't think I've seen nobody rhyme worse
Only way ya get away now's in the back of a hearse
And while you searchin definitions I be out on a mission
Spit my vision, exhibition
Rub against ya like friction
Smashin rhymes together this be lyrical fission
And I kick you out the door, Notice: Eviction
Ban ya just like ripster, rap is my jurisdiction
Rhyme tactician puts you in a state of affliction
Flows so dope I chargin mister friday price admission
These rhymes limited edition
People fill the stands, watch me crush opposition
Diagnose your condition ya walk away in remission
You ain't no competition, so weak you been decommissioned
Light the gasoline, ignition
Stand back, this verbal demolition
Run away, I got vintage switch ammunition
Leave ya burnin at the stake from my rap inquisition
Cause when it's me that you petition
Just end up in submission
Thinkin you got a chance, ***** it's just superstition
So here's a proposition, put your rap on prohibition
Nobody throw slang without my permission
If I catch you in sedition you'll be seein a mortician
It's comforting to see you're so frightened of me
To the point you choose words that rhyme so easy!
Demolition, ignition you even used definition?
What about rendition? Or even coalition? For a geek you at least should have used the word partition.
The truth behind this is you lack all ambition
Try put some more thought into this competition

You rhyme every line with the exact same word, that's absurd!! Can't even blame booze cuz your speech isn't slurred

Now it's time to pull up your sox cuz I'm quick like a fox I won't stop I'm like shock rock, battling me is a waste just like ergo-dox.
I can get meaner but not any cleaner you should use dental tabs to whiten your wiener.
But hey that's enough with corny **** jokes it's a keyboard rap battle so get on with it folks.
Just please take your time and don't come off lame. After reading my lines you probably came while screaming my name.
So in the next 4grabs before you hit send just remember you'll never be as good as YM.

But hey let's move on at least for a bit
Release your teeth from your grandmothers tit
Why is it just us who seem to give a ****
Let's give someone else a few minutes to spit.
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #103 on: Thu, 21 November 2013, 22:13:57 »
Yeah 'Hacker
What I'm getting' ready to do is
seperate the noobs from the pros
caps from the keyboards
And the elites from the overlords
GeekHack, *****, you know what that means?

By the time this groupbuy hit the 'Hack
I'll probably be pouring Clacks from a Sack
So I'mma ride anyways
Get Alps anyways
And let my custom jewels blinds your eyes
anyways, noobie

Ya'll wannabe GeekHackers, listen to me
After a year of grindin'
you might get your HHKB
I took over threads
And put knowledge in em
Crowdsourced **** out
and put 'em under my Keepers forum

I cop caps
This is what I do
Run through Kishsavers
Distribute 'em to the crew
Type hella swagger
This is what I do
Be with the 'Hackers
This is what I do

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #104 on: Thu, 21 November 2013, 22:27:40 »
I was wonderin when the captain would chime in!!
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #105 on: Thu, 21 November 2013, 23:41:38 »
It's comforting to see you're so frightened of me
To the point you choose words that rhyme so easy!
Demolition, ignition you even used definition?
What about rendition? Or even coalition? For a geek you at least should have used the word partition.
The truth behind this is you lack all ambition
Try put some more thought into this competition

You rhyme every line with the exact same word, that's absurd!! Can't even blame booze cuz your speech isn't slurred

Now it's time to pull up your sox cuz I'm quick like a fox I won't stop I'm like shock rock, battling me is a waste just like ergo-dox.
I can get meaner but not any cleaner you should use dental tabs to whiten your wiener.
But hey that's enough with corny **** jokes it's a keyboard rap battle so get on with it folks.
Just please take your time and don't come off lame. After reading my lines you probably came while screaming my name.
So in the next 4grabs before you hit send just remember you'll never be as good as YM.

But hey let's move on at least for a bit
Release your teeth from your grandmothers tit
Why is it just us who seem to give a ****
Let's give someone else a few minutes to spit.

If a ***** so fool to call me scared
Better hope that he prepared
Cause you know he won't be spared
From rhymes, that can not be compared
You went dissin on the dox
And opened up Pandora's box
Freed all the evils of my slang
And now they fire at you like glocks
Come all this way and end up shot
Yo chambers racked and hammers cocked
But when yo dead, it ain't mean squat

*records scratch and music stops*

CWD: I think it time.
SS: Yo sure bout that hacka? He just a boy an all...
CWD: He think he wanna **** wit us, it time.
SS: Then let the Soviet Shaman do what he do best.

*new beat starts*

SS:
The Shaman's in the house and he kickin you out
Watch yo back, there ain't no more steppin down
**** with me sir, and you're dead
Grab my Razer, chop yer head
Gonna paint my wagon, blood red
And drive that **** ta town
Parade yer corpse around
Lettin hackas know, they **** wit me they gettin torn down

CWD:
Runnin 40 group buys
Sellin caps and doin drive-bys
In typin test I thrive
You nose dive, can't even survive
Plans, I contrive
Of you life you gonna be deprive
Kill ya once, I win
Operate and revive
Just for a chance, to do that **** again

SS:
The SS roarin, marchin down yo streets
There's no hidin anymore, feel the rumble from my feet
Preach the rap manifesto
Magic rhymes shockin hackas, presto
And teach ergo truths through lyrical speech
Your defenses I breach, walk out leavin you impeached
Soarin Space Cadet high, too far out of reach
You try to fly this high and I knock you off you feet
In the world of rhyme you ain't nothin but a leech
So I crush ya, let the blood flow, I run the show
And woah, whatcha know? My rhymes glow
Oh, oh, oh, oh, leave ya cryin in woe



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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #106 on: Fri, 22 November 2013, 03:21:39 »
Gnomes in the distance
My keyboard is so empty
Joyful Mint Gum art

I'm not going to win again, am I.
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Offline CPTBadAss

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #107 on: Fri, 22 November 2013, 05:47:31 »
I laughed at your haiku rowdy, the gnomes part was great ^__^. And don't worry I've been reading everything so please keep the entries coming. :D

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #108 on: Fri, 22 November 2013, 07:58:44 »
Miss Click Clack sale bro?
Get dolla dolla bills y'all
Max jimmies rustling.

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #109 on: Fri, 22 November 2013, 09:57:12 »
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Red Alert, Klaxon sirens blare
Missiles launch
Surface to air
Jets smoke
Plane dives
No-one survives
Ain't no standin up to me and walkin out alive

Cause my rhymes be Toxic
Like group buy prices drop it
Lyrics thick like IMSTO
Not to mention rhymes so
Insane
Make you ass just look inane
Nother word
Nother RainDrop in da flood
That wash your ass away
But calm down, you be ok
If you step down and walk away

I be chillin in Miami
While you cryin to your mammy
So sad that you can't be me
And no way in hell you'll beat me
You'd be lucky just to meet me
How tragic you story be
And I satisfied with me
Private islands and
500 caret diamonds
Solid gold and silver keycaps
So glam you can't imagine
And my case cast out of tungsten
Try to rhyme off to me again
I ain't scared, ***** you won't win
Twenty three commando
And I'm gonna squeeze my guns in
Shoot ya up, I shameless
Blank grave, so unknown that you be nameless
You da lamest
Rhymes so monkey business that they call you Dr. Zaius

wow you still tryin to be an mc?
bein stubborn, stuck there like an SMD
tell you what, you can S my D
'stead of moping in clack therapy
gettin tears all over your keys
'fore putting boards in rice baggies

guys, please don't upset CWD cuz he's
just another GH noob rookie
can't even sell his pure LE
cuz 60% alu cases made too frequently
tryin so hard that **** is a comically
oversaturated market obviously

i dont even understand logically
how i type so damn wickedly
this **** is just undeniably
raw talent setting itself free
making me shine like a CREE LED

unlike you i dont gotta keep rhyming "me"
you're just setting yourself up honestly
to keep getting burned so severely, easily
but still trying to spit so stubbornly
while i flow so easily, and effort free
I dont even gotta switch rhyme ends, you see?

fight me you aint gonna make it to round 3
this is like a mortal combat fatality

FLAWLESS
VICTORY

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #110 on: Fri, 22 November 2013, 11:15:39 »
It's me back again with another attack and I'm dishin' out disses like the lasers of Click-Clack.
No need to be scared just lie on your back
Release all that tension like Rob Ford does with crack.

You can build PCBs but forget the CCs cuz you can't even rap and your rhymes smell like cheese
If you want me to stop you'll have to say please
And turn over to me every one of your keys.

Breath in and breath out cuz you must be in shock
So pack up all your ****, go see Krog and get flocked.

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #111 on: Sat, 23 November 2013, 01:03:21 »
Haiku 101 With Dragonxx21

Christmas lights go up
THOCK typing on topre THOCK
Haiku one oh one

This probably isnt going to be my entry, just gotta get those creative juices flowing
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Offline CPTBadAss

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #112 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 08:15:42 »
Just remembered I have the non branded tops that Mkawa was offering in his store a while back. They're black and non-branded. I'll include it if there are 5 new entrants/entries to this contest by Wednesday.

Offline AKIMbO

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #113 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 08:43:43 »
Fine I'll enter, like a noob asking about topre
Mushy, not firm, that's what she said when I got too drunk on my birthday

CPT you should end this charade and give me that quickfire
dragonxx21 can't even rap, lastpilot's aight but he's rhymes are filled with hot air like a deflating tire
Watch this **** son, each line is getting longer, making you *****es jealous like a clack sale laser cannon shooting ions
Grab a pencil geekhack, akimbro's taking you to school, I'll teach you programming ****s how to be eloquent while rhyming too

Ok fine, I'll stop
That each line longer bull**** was getting tired
Time to attack more geekhackers, troll like tp, and spit fire
Lol, you thought I was serious when I said each line would be shorter
Damn you're special, here son have a dollar, it should pay your fare for the short bus. Now CPT about that quickfire...
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #114 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:07:50 »
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #115 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:15:21 »
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!

Replying to a verse with a sentence, also weak. Step that rhyme game up! :P

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #116 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:17:48 »
Seems like he's got himself into a quagmire.

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #117 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:19:39 »
Touche haha

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #118 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:23:21 »
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!

Replying to a verse with a sentence, also weak. Step that rhyme game up! :P

Lol...he thinks he's in a rap battle
When this whole contest is me shooting fish in a barrel

I should make my rhymes shorter so he can understand
It seems he's one of those aderal kids
ADD, ADHD, and memory retention problems
dragonxx21, lmao please, come at me son or shut your lips
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #119 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:29:28 »
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!

Replying to a verse with a sentence, also weak. Step that rhyme game up! :P

Lol...he thinks he's in a rap battle
When this whole contest is me shooting fish in a barrel

I should make my rhymes shorter so he can understand
It seems he's one of those aderal kids
ADD, ADHD, and memory retention problems
dragonxx21, lmao please, come at me son or shut your lips

Well s**t I think I've been called out
AKIMbRO please, I don't even need to try, it's not hard to see
Your rhymes are weak please don't make me shout
All I see is you trying to get attention on I R C

Making a deal when nobody says hi
Do you think you're some sort of king?
You think you can beat me. Don't be shy
You can't rap, how about you try to sing?

Editing this on cause I got ta keep it dapper
Just want to point out that I am not a rapper
« Last Edit: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:33:21 by dragonxx21 »
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #120 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:46:29 »
Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!

Replying to a verse with a sentence, also weak. Step that rhyme game up! :P

Lol...he thinks he's in a rap battle
When this whole contest is me shooting fish in a barrel

I should make my rhymes shorter so he can understand
It seems he's one of those aderal kids
ADD, ADHD, and memory retention problems
dragonxx21, lmao please, come at me son or shut your lips

Well s**t I think I've been called out
AKIMbRO please, I don't even need to try, it's not hard to see
Your rhymes are weak please don't make me shout
All I see is you trying to get attention on I R C

Making a deal when nobody says hi
Do you think you're some sort of king?
You think you can beat me. Don't be shy
You can't rap, how about you try to sing?

Editing this on cause I got ta keep it dapper
Just want to point out that I am not a rapper

*Ahem* Do re me fa so la te....
Doh, even Homer Simpson is rolling his eyes
Your rhymes are on a lesser level, smaller in size

dragonxx21 are you 12?
Because when I read your verses I think "what is this?"
Such stale raps, let me show you how to replace them with hits

Oh, I see that ninja edit
You're claiming to be dapper
I think you meant diaper, your rhymes are sloppy
Adult Depends will help you catch all that messiness

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #121 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 09:55:03 »
I lose.

More
I lose, I lose-lose.
I cannot haiku, I lose.
So much lose, I lose.


More
I lose.
same here, dammm!!!
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #122 on: Mon, 25 November 2013, 13:29:12 »
Callin' out Geekhackers while you remain faceless
It seems you need a lesson like Lisa needs braces
So just sit back while I open a can that will knock your teeth out
DENTAL PLAN!!

The heat of my rhymes will warp your mind like a dye sub imsto space bar
And I won't even try to perfect these lines cuz I know your rhymes
are sub-par
And so far? You're no star.

In light of the most recent CC post, I hope you get a dibs ticket
Cuz as far as this contest goes, I know you just won't win it.
No matter what way you spin it.
You're not even in it.
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #123 on: Tue, 26 November 2013, 11:37:57 »
Spy is flying by
Where's all the mad rappers at
Contest needs more rhymes

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #124 on: Tue, 26 November 2013, 11:55:56 »
Spy is flying by
Where's all the mad rappers at
Contest needs more rhymes

They're all done with it.
They all done gone and quit it.

Just give 'em to me.

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #125 on: Tue, 26 November 2013, 11:58:15 »
Just give 'em to me.

I will have your coal in the mail shortly :D

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #126 on: Tue, 26 November 2013, 12:24:16 »
Peaceful geekhack waits,
The cool breeze of limited sale,
Newly rustled jimmies,

Same old rustled noob,
So new the jimmies sting hard,
bzzz keyboard trauma,

The plastic battle,
Fields of broken feels we mend,
Epic dust settles now,

A warm regard hello,
Wounds heal with a peaceful smile,
Clean the blood from swords.
« Last Edit: Tue, 17 December 2013, 14:29:37 by Binge »
60% keyboards, 100% of the time.

"What the hell Jimmy?!  It was ruined before you even put it up there with your decrepit fingers."

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #127 on: Tue, 26 November 2013, 14:06:33 »
mkawa, lots of quote material in this thread.

"So new the jimmies sting hard" - Binge
"Rhyming fire with Quickfire. Weak!"

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #128 on: Wed, 27 November 2013, 14:52:21 »
Here's a line with five
And this one here has seven
Back to five again
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #129 on: Wed, 27 November 2013, 14:52:45 »
^ nailed it!!
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #130 on: Wed, 27 November 2013, 15:17:14 »
^ nailed it!!


I don't know, I think someone else nailed it better.


I lose.

More
I lose, I lose-lose.
I cannot haiku, I lose.
So much lose, I lose.


More
I lose.


Also, shameless self-plug:


BadAss is so young
To GeekHack, and I am too
But it's been one year


Indoctrinated
In the order of the Hack
Our wallets are doomed


Keyboards just for fun
We all get strange looks sometimes
From other people
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Offline CPTBadAss

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #132 on: Tue, 03 December 2013, 08:39:06 »
I'm sad that I came back and have more to read in Simple Questions than here. More entries!

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #133 on: Tue, 03 December 2013, 14:46:50 »
Captain comes back here
Simple Questions is ahead
Ameliorate!
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #134 on: Tue, 03 December 2013, 23:45:09 »
It is winter now

Hot tempers over fake clacks

As such the snow falls

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #135 on: Tue, 03 December 2013, 23:50:02 »
It is winter now

Hot tempers over fake clacks

As such the snow falls

It snowed yesterday.
Today, that snow melted, yeah.
Now the ground is wet.

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #136 on: Tue, 03 December 2013, 23:51:07 »
It's hard to be kind

Some hurt people hurt people

No love for sad me

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #137 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 00:19:13 »
Geekhack place of clacks
4grabs around the corner
EK draws are rigged
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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #138 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 00:30:45 »
Has it been 1 year already? Damn!

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #139 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 04:20:26 »
I like Click Clack art
Sublime, and functional too
Joyful beholder
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #140 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 10:50:06 »
Buckling spring goes ping
MX Green with 420 theme
Topre is the best

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #141 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 10:53:52 »
Demik loves himself
MC Hammer is legit
Stop black on black crime

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #142 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 10:58:56 »
lol loving the influx of haikus guys ^__^

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #143 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 11:09:29 »
Penis, vagina
Sexual intercouse, ****-
ing, cock, balls, ****

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #144 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 11:13:59 »
Gobble my ****, *****
I want to have sex with you
Glorious haiku

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #145 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 11:41:40 »
Moose likes it to be
Rough without the proper lube
Beasteality 

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #146 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 11:56:08 »
I don't have to win
Strive for second place finish
Clack madness in here

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #147 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 12:08:41 »
I don't want to win
Just to spew profanity
lolol

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #148 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 12:09:40 »
Moose likes it to be
Rough without the proper lube
Beasteality 

Gobble my ****, *****
I want to have sex with you
Glorious haiku

This made me laugh haha. Lol at bestiality.

Offline foxer

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Re: CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Free QFR and Clack!
« Reply #149 on: Wed, 04 December 2013, 15:00:43 »
My name is Wade,
I like marmalade,
I sometimes scoop it out of the jar with a spade,
So yeh, my name is Wade and back to the water I go.

I suck at this. i dont evne
Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.