CPTBadAss' One Year Anniversary/XMas Giveaway Contest!! - Winners Announced!!

[YoungMichael88]

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[rowdy]

Gnomes in the distance
My keyboard is so empty
Joyful Mint Gum art

[FreeCopy]

All kinds of great stuff going on here. Longzilla and YoungMichael88 my faves so far. Noisyturtle was great too. I'd hate to have to make the final decision on this.

I don't fit the qualifications but I was inspired to share after reading everything so far.

My best glass says poon
Tang is what I drink from it
I love MX blues

Garth, that was a haiku.

[YoungMichael88]

All kinds of great stuff going on here. Longzilla and YoungMichael88 my faves so far. Noisyturtle was great too. I'd hate to have to make the final decision on this.

I don't fit the qualifications but I was inspired to share after reading everything so far.

My best glass says poon
Tang is what I drink from it
I love MX blues

Garth, that was a haiku.

Oh you think I'm done? You're not even close
So buckle up kids it's time for a roast!

It's time to attack all you Topre drones
I thought we decided "down with rubber domes"?
You try to disguise it by saying "cup rubber"
In the words of Hulk Hogan "ain't foolin' me Brother!"

Alright CPT, guess you've started a war
If you wanna make friends that's what Movie Night's for
Yea, that's right. A shameless thread plug
But I ain't afraid, I'm a ma'f*ckin THUG!!

So come at me guys, there's no time to waste
I'll provide tp4tissues to wipe the tears from your face

[FreeCopy]

Oh you think I'm done? You're not even close
So buckle up kids it's time for a roast!

It's time to attack all you Topre drones
I thought we decided "down with rubber domes"?
You try to disguise it by saying "cup rubber"
In the words of Hulk Hogan "ain't foolin' me Brother!"

Alright CPT, guess you've started a war
If you wanna make friends that's what Movie Night's for
Yea, that's right. A shameless thread plug
But I ain't afraid, I'm a ma'f*ckin THUG!!

So come at me guys, there's no time to waste
I'll provide tp4tissues to wipe the tears from your face

I got extra green mint gum and you can have some cyanide laced like skin laced with lace
but this aint the place to talk about that with endless arguments for switches and keycaps
the type of click clack the stiffness the feedback the color the case the type of mod pack
everything from today yesterday and years past what a blast, "oh no!" it's all a wallethack

your rhymes are nice and your flows are smooth
easy to follow like the needle in the groove
My count is low I have a long way to go and a lot to proove
I know I'm out of my league and my foot don't fit the shoe
I made a bit of noise here on my cherry blue
but for now I'm on the bench and my jersey says, "n00b"

If you want a roast I'll throw some coals in the pit at which you can spit
and make strides to impress with your wit and quick quips
Here's a bit of a rhyme that got dropped before dawn like my jaw with a yawn and with it I'm out
But before you come back like I'm sure you will without a doubt
Don't forget before you type, YoungMichael88, to take your thumb out of your mouth

[YoungMichael88]

^^Thank you for that comeback
You tried and that is great
I'm really a nice guy but it can be fun to hate
I promise from now on I'll stop sucking on my thumb
But only if you promise to remove yours from your bum

You don't know how to use a 60% but think you can
I guess that's just because you're only 60% man.
You cannot be on GH if you don't earn a cheque
So do us all a favor and go back to Logitech

The closest thing to boobs you'll get is a cloud of MX reds
So sell the keyboards that you have, buy porno mags instead

[YoungMichael88]

And now it's time for bed

[CPTBadAss]

I woke up with this text on my phone:

Keyboards rule everything around me
K.R.E.A.M., Get the keycaps
W-A-S-D ya'll


Thanks for everyone for your submissions so far! Let's keep the flow movin'

[lcs]

oh, why ask for talent
cannot rap, nor write, losing time
congratulations

[Lastpilot]

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Yo captain, this hacka fo real over here?
He thinks he can just step an to CWD with no consequence?
Let's give this lastpilot his last flight.
---
Doubleshot
Drop it hot
Go ahead and bring it on
And I'll play ya like a pawn
Mad explosive lyrics
Poetry atomic bombs
Step into the Doctor's office, Lethal injection
You be payin for your wrongs
While I cook up my mad confections
Give geekhackers they rap god

And I'm
Clicky just  like greens
Make ya buckle just like springs
Smooth and shine like ABS
Rough and tough like PBT
You wear out just like pads
Lyrics fade away too fast
Hide yo ass, son you won't last
Rhymin too far out yo class
Logitech facin up to a KMAC
Feel that custom spring force blast back
Scared of my ergo keyboard cap packs?
Well run away, cause I ain't scared of jack.

I be pourin Acetone, melt ya down
Hardcore rap poet, goes to town
Crash yo plan right in my sea of rhymes
Better shape up *****, yell drown
Under keyboard centric slang
And disses put you in a daze
Leave your mind blank, just a haze
Blowin smoke like clickclack's stickiy ickys
Choke ya out four hundred twenty ways
Call me Phantom of the keyboards
I rappin mad popular plays
My soul pure madness like keythulhu
Make yer mind break, go insane

You damn right its my last flight, its my only flight
thats cause i was born fly, keepin it tight
and you aint cause you trite
I rock gangsta threads from day to night
and the whole sky is my birth right

communist witch doctor?
more like community b__ch talker
my posts above is what you refer?
yall gettin heated over cannon fodder
cuz I hope yall know

I was just testing the waters

I'm the last pilot
and you're the first to crash
Cuz I spit rhymes super fast
and all you haters given me sass?

you can stick a hakko up yo ass

yall ghers better call a mayday
cause its about to go down
just like ssk's on ebay
like b___ches on 4grabs day
and like some group buy due next may

wait a sec did i say next may?

thats like 7bit, that sh_t cray
better hope that moq dont go away
or that sh_t wont see the light of day

and when i come through yall best make way
cuz i'll blind you like a blinged-out kingsaver on display
aint no foul play when I release my array
out my bomb bays to your dismay
you cant run, you'll only make it half way
man this sh_t just childs play
what you tryin to portray?
some kind of rap god cliche?
I pick and choose my rhymes like a buffet
while sippin on a latte at a cafe
while you trippin out softly and decay
so thats right todays the day
just sit back and relax and obey

and keep wishin like you did for clacks on EK

you heard me? I see through you like xray
but i dont need an xray to see you fake
cuz all you do is spit weak rhymes all day
so GTFO and wallow in your own dismay

cuz im the king of this thread ya thats what they say
'least 'cordin to these mods and admins survey

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I'm the self-proclaimed master of keys
got all sorts of wizardry underneath my sleeves
remember the name, I'll have it dyesubbed in ya brain
I'm here to pop cherries, enlighten you with Topre
I have a tendency to bring the ruckus
cus the profiteers here be lookin to **** us
I got Serbian blood rushin through my veins,
the rest of you softer than a rubber membrane
I'm bring the heat here like a doubleshot injection
with lyrics worth more than jcrouse's CC collection
this is not a debate or an election, crown me king of this battle
I'll make ya brains rattle worse than a pingy Filco,
call me the status quo cus TEAM THORPE is the one to beat,
I hope you got a receipt for that MX excretion,
I'm the Topre messiah here on a mission,
to bring the good feeling of oneness with cup rubber,
when a mod comes by some of you bend over and pucker
but I see you Pacifist, your victory is fleeting,
your name alone is self-defeating,
Mother Theresa would be proud,
yield to me like MX to Topper,
you just cannon fodder and this is a home run
why should anyone listen to a keyboard nun?

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Self-proclaimed master of keys?
would you please explain to me
how you see what you see
talkin bout wizardry like it comes free
man you living in a pod like a pea
im like a switch that got free
aint no stabilizers on me
that sh_t just extra debris

and you makin a lotta self-claims
makin up that self-generated fame
you think this is some popularity game?
man thats a shame to yo own name
even wakka flocka flame got betta game

Key master? man you a self-proclaimed bastard
just like some wannabe click clacker
some ghetto-ass geekhacker
makin weak posts like a tp4-attract-er
you one of linkbane's benefactors?
please type something that matters
not this useless chit chatter
makin me roll on the floor with laughter

Applause applause,
let me thank yall and pause
before I go and on and find yall flaws
breakin all kinds of physics laws
typin on my kmac with claws
my posts bite you like jaws


*turn down the music*

And man eff all yall haters!
I'm bout to release my limit BREAKER

ON

All you desparate giveaway-takers, ghetto keycap makers, hentai masturbaters, useless-thread creators, sold out moderators, last-minute-order-changers, 7-bit waiters, classified-auction-bid-fakers, overzealous-politic-debaters, topre-mx-traitors, gb-order-cancellators, click-clack-profit-makers, gb-host-delayers, cc-only-traders, cnc-labor-makers, wannabe-lightsaver-takers, reddit-invaders and your paypal-dispute-behavior.

man yall might as well hit that circuit breaker
cause this party is just vapor
all you lurkers just waitin for me to post later

[Photekq]

cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.

[SpAmRaY]

cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.

+1 echo, echo

[CPTBadAss]

cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.

cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.

+1 echo, echo

Do you even 5-7-5? Write a haiku!

[SpAmRaY]

cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.

cpt, congrats on 1 year buddy. unfortunately i cannot rhyme.

+1 echo, echo

Do you even 5-7-5? Write a haiku!

I'll see what I can do
even though I to am new
I don't even understand
how to write a haiku.

[Krogenar]

Happy one year CPT!

(watches the haiku battles)
(to himself): "I could use a QFR..."

[Lastpilot]

I'm packin more heat than heatware
all you ghers out there better beware
'fore I stand up outta my swivel chair
wishers lookin at my leds cause they all square
man this aint even fair
i gotta wait for yall to repair
like a profosist assemble gb affair
ya'll are all talk, all full of air
you put your fingers on your keyboard
but all you can do is despair
your lines end in midair
jaw half open with a stare
scared to land in my crosshair

mike check mike check
is anyone even up yet?
this is like a train wreck
uglier than ds backlit font on a DECK

[SpAmRaY]

Posting all the time
I can not explain to you
Squirrels dance loudly

I post much, to much
He touches keyboard softly
Fishes eating snow

Syllables go out
Write out the window dancing
Rain falling up blue

I am not so sure
Why it has to be so hard
To write a haiku

[iAmAhab]

Works in progress

I grew up on the SP, the thin ABS side
Staying shiny was no jive
Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old John       
So then we moved to PBT land
A young youth, rocking the gold moose, 'Lo goose
Only way I begin to GeekHack off was Classifieds loot
And let's start it like this son, rolling with this cap and that cap
Pulling out Caps for fun
But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
Started smoking sticky ickies at 16
And running up in gates, and doing Group Buys for high stakes
Making my way on fire escapes
No question I would speed for clacks and caps
The combination made my eyes bleed, Red Alert Style

I'm guessing this is where you are going:

Clacks rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M get the money
Dollar, dollar bill y'all

I think he wanted you to reference Wu-Tang, not plagiarize them.

[i3oilermaker]

i3, thats me, the bee's knees
Straight out of Chi-Town, wearing the crown, willing to throw down
Been in the game for two years, whats that I hear? GeekHack is beyond repair?
FALSE - We were leveled to zero, grew some new heros, a Badass Captain dolin' out deniro


Started with group buys, I had big eyes, a lack of supplies
But TechKeys emerged, then surged, founds some talent and merged
So if you see other stores, disregard, I work hard, to make the best by yards, Spend all my profits on business cards

[iAmAhab]

Damn you    i3oilermaker, I was gonna use that gif!

[Wildcard]

step into the light
walking past the night

acrylic cover coming off
yeah, I'm ready to type

caffine through my veins, focus in my sight
busting out some lines like I'm ready to fight.

So many bros yet not enough bunnies
3d printed metal bringin out the furries

moose's be wild, rusling his jimmies
everyone's a winner, when you're feeding all the gimmies.

Rustlers gonna rustle
Husslers gonna hussle

You be talking ISO
I've been talking lets go
Your profile looks short
Even shorter then those low blows

Twisted in the element
I'd last for days while you look spent
Nub filling in on what it meant
I own these lines but you can rent

I'll be pulling out subs while your pulling out blanks
I be bringin my crunk, while your bringing your stank

I be filling M.O.Q in so many ways
Tappin' GMK till the end of days

Your rhymes seem thin like you be typing OEM
I be typing like a lion cause I'm ready to win

Like an unstoppable force
I set the traps for the mouse
You losing oxy to your brain?
Son GeekHack is MY HOUSE.

[LONGZILLA]

All these rhymes are terrible, nobody deserves to be a winner.
Everyone here, is just a freeloading gold digger.
Be gone, be gone, from Geekhack like ripster,
Go get your click-clacks in the auctions, be highest bidder.

[Wildcard]

All these rhymes are terrible, nobody deserves to be a winner.
Everyone here, is just a freeloading gold digger.
Be gone, be gone, from Geekhack like ripster,
Go get your click-clacks in the auctions, be highest bidder.

Zilla' cuts deep with a rage and fury
but his rhymes cut short like they were done in a hurry
I don't wanna be a winner, but I am what I am
I will deliciously devour, I will be the one that stands

You might think because I'm busy you can bring this weak attack
But you remember little lizzy, my crew is intergalactic.

[LONGZILLA]

All these rhymes are terrible, nobody deserves to be a winner.
Everyone here, is just a freeloading gold digger.
Be gone, be gone, from Geekhack like ripster,
Go get your click-clacks in the auctions, be highest bidder.

Zilla' cuts deep with a rage and fury
but his rhymes cut short like they were done in a hurry
I don't wanna be a winner, but I am what I am
I will deliciously devour, I will be the one that stands

You might think because I'm busy you can bring this weak attack
But you remember little lizzy, my crew is intergalactic.

You call that a comeback? OK, I'll cut you some slack,
No wait, your rhymes are still weak, just a wannabe keyboard geek.
What, did nothing rhyme with Longzilla? The true lyrical killa?
Hope that's not all you got Wildcard, guess I'll just disregard.

[Wildcard]

All these rhymes are terrible, nobody deserves to be a winner.
Everyone here, is just a freeloading gold digger.
Be gone, be gone, from Geekhack like ripster,
Go get your click-clacks in the auctions, be highest bidder.

Zilla' cuts deep with a rage and fury
but his rhymes cut short like they were done in a hurry
I don't wanna be a winner, but I am what I am
I will deliciously devour, I will be the one that stands

You might think because I'm busy you can bring this weak attack
But you remember little lizzy, my crew is intergalactic.

You call that a comeback? OK, I'll cut you some slack,
No wait, your rhymes are still weak, just a wannabe keyboard geek.
What, did nothing rhyme with Longzilla? The true lyrical killa?
Hope that's not all you got Wildcard, guess I'll just disregard.

There’s no wanna be, or gonna be, or possibly another me
Those roars don’t fear me, can you see, cause they came out so weakly

You say you’re a lyrical killa’, then that makes me a thousand pound gorilla
Longzilla you’re a cool mother$%^%$ but your rhymes are too vanilla

[Wildcard]

This is a lot of fun, but I gotta get back to work

[nubbinator]

Normally I watch,
tearing raps apart
using my brain
to interpret the art
now the time comes
to throw my hat in the ring
so stand back and watch
and see what I bring

Welcome to geekhack
now hand me your wallet
set your cash ablaze
like than kmiller lit
mint gum -

- click clack
bang bang goes your wallet
more addictive than crack
if you auction it off
secure your armor, cause you're about to catch flack

spring back, 80g
Koreans, about to set free
wild ideas
how cases should be
hardcore, heavy metal
this ain't a lie
hope you have a will
cause anodize

What's that demik?
geekhackers be soft?
we got switches and *****es
lined up like halverson's HOs
passing green for Bros
no need for detox 
We got krytox
Running round like addicts
Got plastic in our veins
Topre, Cherry, MX Locks
anywhere else we'd be insane

[Krogenar]

I probably should have done a beatnik-y thing, but here goes:

I Was Thick Wallet Luke
No Dread
Keyboard Wampa Reared Its Head
Wallet Hacked
Free Time is Jacked
Taun-Taun Rocked
Now I'm Free Market Preachin'
No One Wants Teachin'
Yo Krog Go Flock Yo' Self
Milty Friedman My Mace Windu
To You, I'm Ya Mystery Commie
None o this rhymes
Wasted My Time.
Word.

^--- only known Milton Friedman rap reference.

[Tym]

My names Tym,
Keyboards.

[lcs]

My names Tym,
Keyboards.

winner winner chicken dinner.

[SpAmRaY]

(Attachment Link)

^^ I want that on my keyboard

[Dubsgalore]

My names Tym,
Keyboards.

^^WINRAR^^

[YoungMichael88]

So I see mosta y'all have loosened your cowl
So now I'll come at you with a gummyrot growl
shoot you down with my lines like a low flying fowl
And shatter your nuts with a hinged ergo auww!!

I'm really not sure if we should be cussin'
But my LZ-GH smells like your girls muffin
I'm sure glad that Life Zone makes their boards sturdy
Too bad it was upside down, her reflection ain't purdy.

Your erection sounds like a buckling spring
How does it feel to have sex with an O-ring?
I guess this takes brains, of which you lack
I'm surprised you even have friends on geekhack
I guess I'll lay off this is starting to sting
But it's all in good fun so step into the ring

Minimize your screens and you better hurry
Or your wife's gonna find out that you're into furries but don't worry.
She'll prolly go out to relax and just shop,
and you'll move on to porn that goes clippidy CLOP.

[CPTBadAss]

Yes you can swear. The swear filters will pick up the naughty language. Just don't try and get around the filters with pictures or spacing or something.

Rap sucks with censors

Edit: Implied horse porn is a hilarious diss ^__^

[SpAmRaY]

Edit: Implied horse porn is a hilarious diss ^__^

[YoungMichael88]

This thread is messing with my mind. I'm expecting every other thread and/or website content to rhyme!!

EDIT: Bloody hell, even that kinda rhymed!!^^

[tipo33]

Not going to enter the rap battle, because my English sucks, but congradulations on a year at GH Capt.  May the next one be as exiting!

[Lastpilot]

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Yo captain, this hacka fo real over here?
He thinks he can just step an to CWD with no consequence?
Let's give this lastpilot his last flight.
---
Doubleshot
Drop it hot
Go ahead and bring it on
And I'll play ya like a pawn
Mad explosive lyrics
Poetry atomic bombs
Step into the Doctor's office, Lethal injection
You be payin for your wrongs
While I cook up my mad confections
Give geekhackers they rap god

And I'm
Clicky just  like greens
Make ya buckle just like springs
Smooth and shine like ABS
Rough and tough like PBT
You wear out just like pads
Lyrics fade away too fast
Hide yo ass, son you won't last
Rhymin too far out yo class
Logitech facin up to a KMAC
Feel that custom spring force blast back
Scared of my ergo keyboard cap packs?
Well run away, cause I ain't scared of jack.

I be pourin Acetone, melt ya down
Hardcore rap poet, goes to town
Crash yo plan right in my sea of rhymes
Better shape up *****, yell drown
Under keyboard centric slang
And disses put you in a daze
Leave your mind blank, just a haze
Blowin smoke like clickclack's stickiy ickys
Choke ya out four hundred twenty ways
Call me Phantom of the keyboards
I rappin mad popular plays
My soul pure madness like keythulhu
Make yer mind break, go insane

You damn right its my last flight, its my only flight
thats cause i was born fly, keepin it tight
and you aint cause you trite
I rock gangsta threads from day to night
and the whole sky is my birth right

communist witch doctor?
more like community b__ch talker
my posts above is what you refer?
yall gettin heated over cannon fodder
cuz I hope yall know

I was just testing the waters

I'm the last pilot
and you're the first to crash
Cuz I spit rhymes super fast
and all you haters given me sass?

you can stick a hakko up yo ass

yall ghers better call a mayday
cause its about to go down
just like ssk's on ebay
like b___ches on 4grabs day
and like some group buy due next may

wait a sec did i say next may?

thats like 7bit, that sh_t cray
better hope that moq dont go away
or that sh_t wont see the light of day

and when i come through yall best make way
cuz i'll blind you like a blinged-out kingsaver on display
aint no foul play when I release my array
out my bomb bays to your dismay
you cant run, you'll only make it half way
man this sh_t just childs play
what you tryin to portray?
some kind of rap god cliche?
I pick and choose my rhymes like a buffet
while sippin on a latte at a cafe
while you trippin out softly and decay
so thats right todays the day
just sit back and relax and obey

and keep wishin like you did for clacks on EK

you heard me? I see through you like xray
but i dont need an xray to see you fake
cuz all you do is spit weak rhymes all day
so GTFO and wallow in your own dismay

cuz im the king of this thread ya thats what they say
'least 'cordin to these mods and admins survey

More

I'm the self-proclaimed master of keys
got all sorts of wizardry underneath my sleeves
remember the name, I'll have it dyesubbed in ya brain
I'm here to pop cherries, enlighten you with Topre
I have a tendency to bring the ruckus
cus the profiteers here be lookin to **** us
I got Serbian blood rushin through my veins,
the rest of you softer than a rubber membrane
I'm bring the heat here like a doubleshot injection
with lyrics worth more than jcrouse's CC collection
this is not a debate or an election, crown me king of this battle
I'll make ya brains rattle worse than a pingy Filco,
call me the status quo cus TEAM THORPE is the one to beat,
I hope you got a receipt for that MX excretion,
I'm the Topre messiah here on a mission,
to bring the good feeling of oneness with cup rubber,
when a mod comes by some of you bend over and pucker
but I see you Pacifist, your victory is fleeting,
your name alone is self-defeating,
Mother Theresa would be proud,
yield to me like MX to Topper,
you just cannon fodder and this is a home run
why should anyone listen to a keyboard nun?

Show Image

Self-proclaimed master of keys?
would you please explain to me
how you see what you see
talkin bout wizardry like it comes free
man you living in a pod like a pea
im like a switch that got free
aint no stabilizers on me
that sh_t just extra debris

and you makin a lotta self-claims
makin up that self-generated fame
you think this is some popularity game?
man thats a shame to yo own name
even wakka flocka flame got betta game

Key master? man you a self-proclaimed bastard
just like some wannabe click clacker
some ghetto-ass geekhacker
makin weak posts like a tp4-attract-er
you one of linkbane's benefactors?
please type something that matters
not this useless chit chatter
makin me roll on the floor with laughter

Applause applause,
let me thank yall and pause
before I go and on and find yall flaws
breakin all kinds of physics laws
typin on my kmac with claws
my posts bite you like jaws


*turn down the music*

And man eff all yall haters!
I'm bout to release my limit BREAKER

ON

All you desparate giveaway-takers, ghetto keycap makers, hentai masturbaters, useless-thread creators, sold out moderators, last-minute-order-changers, 7-bit waiters, classified-auction-bid-fakers, overzealous-politic-debaters, topre-mx-traitors, gb-order-cancellators, click-clack-profit-makers, gb-host-delayers, cc-only-traders, cnc-labor-makers, wannabe-lightsaver-takers, reddit-invaders and your paypal-dispute-behavior.

man yall might as well hit that circuit breaker
cause this party is just vapor
all you lurkers just waitin for me to post later

whats this, did i hit a dead end?
yall keep on posting while you pretend
that the end of page two never happened?
why cant yall take action and feed my satisfaction?
try and type against me, you'll just type a fraction
you might even have an anxiety reaction

I'm callin you out, cause I know you aint dead yet
reply against me and ill come at you with a jet
faster than the IC's from keypop.net

Stand back up do I have to help you out?
i aint bunnylake thats not what im about
this cant be all you got, aint no doubt
rap against me or I'll scout you out

[YoungMichael88]

It's me back again with another attack and I'm dishin' out disses like the lasers of Click-Clack.
No need to be scared just lie on your back
Release all that tension like Rob Ford does with crack.

You can build PCBs but forget the CCs cuz you can't even rap and your rhymes smell like cheese
If you want me to stop you'll have to say please
And turn over to me every one of your keys.

Breath in and breath out cuz you must be in shock
So pack up all your ****, go see Krog and get flocked.

[Binge]

Krytox for all rubs,
The feel improved harmony,
Sandy touch escapes.

[FreeCopy]

^^Thank you for that comeback
You tried and that is great
I'm really a nice guy but it can be fun to hate
I promise from now on I'll stop sucking on my thumb
But only if you promise to remove yours from your bum

You don't know how to use a 60% but think you can
I guess that's just because you're only 60% man.
You cannot be on GH if you don't earn a cheque
So do us all a favor and go back to Logitech

The closest thing to boobs you'll get is a cloud of MX reds
So sell the keyboards that you have, buy porno mags instead

Thanks. That was fun.

Happy Anniversary, CPT.

[Wildcard]

It's me back again with another attack and I'm dishin' out disses like the lasers of Click-Clack.
No need to be scared just lie on your back
Release all that tension like Rob Ford does with crack.

You can build PCBs but forget the CCs cuz you can't even rap and your rhymes smell like cheese
If you want me to stop you'll have to say please
And turn over to me every one of your keys.

Breath in and breath out cuz you must be in shock
So pack up all your ****, go see Krog and get flocked.

Nice rob ford reference

[YoungMichael88]

^ thank you sir

[AKIMbO]

It's me back again with another attack and I'm dishin' out disses like the lasers of Click-Clack.
No need to be scared just lie on your back
Release all that tension like Rob Ford does with crack.

You can build PCBs but forget the CCs cuz you can't even rap and your rhymes smell like cheese
If you want me to stop you'll have to say please
And turn over to me every one of your keys.

Breath in and breath out cuz you must be in shock
So pack up all your ****, go see Krog and get flocked.

Oh goddamn!

 /end thread

[noisyturtle]

I rip and I rap

I rap and I rip

Dis is the way dat Dylan spit

Hot fire yo!

[CPTBadAss]

I rip and I rap

I rap and I rip

Dis is the way dat Dylan spit

Hot fire yo!

You're trying to get some of this hot fire? ...You're too close man!

[midnight2903]

Good to see something like this.
Not really interested, so good luck to all

[CommunistWitchDr]

More

You damn right its my last flight, its my only flight
thats cause i was born fly, keepin it tight
and you aint cause you trite
I rock gangsta threads from day to night
and the whole sky is my birth right

communist witch doctor?
more like community b__ch talker
my posts above is what you refer?
yall gettin heated over cannon fodder
cuz I hope yall know

I was just testing the waters

I'm the last pilot
and you're the first to crash
Cuz I spit rhymes super fast
and all you haters given me sass?

you can stick a hakko up yo ass

yall ghers better call a mayday
cause its about to go down
just like ssk's on ebay
like b___ches on 4grabs day
and like some group buy due next may

wait a sec did i say next may?

thats like 7bit, that sh_t cray
better hope that moq dont go away
or that sh_t wont see the light of day

and when i come through yall best make way
cuz i'll blind you like a blinged-out kingsaver on display
aint no foul play when I release my array
out my bomb bays to your dismay
you cant run, you'll only make it half way
man this sh_t just childs play
what you tryin to portray?
some kind of rap god cliche?
I pick and choose my rhymes like a buffet
while sippin on a latte at a cafe
while you trippin out softly and decay
so thats right todays the day
just sit back and relax and obey

and keep wishin like you did for clacks on EK

you heard me? I see through you like xray
but i dont need an xray to see you fake
cuz all you do is spit weak rhymes all day
so GTFO and wallow in your own dismay

cuz im the king of this thread ya thats what they say
'least 'cordin to these mods and admins survey

Red Alert, Klaxon sirens blare
Missiles launch
Surface to air
Jets smoke
Plane dives
No-one survives
Ain't no standin up to me and walkin out alive

Cause my rhymes be Toxic
Like group buy prices drop it
Lyrics thick like IMSTO
Not to mention rhymes so
Insane
Make you ass just look inane
Nother word
Nother RainDrop in da flood
That wash your ass away
But calm down, you be ok
If you step down and walk away

I be chillin in Miami
While you cryin to your mammy
So sad that you can't be me
And no way in hell you'll beat me
You'd be lucky just to meet me
How tragic you story be
And I satisfied with me
Private islands and
500 caret diamonds
Solid gold and silver keycaps
So glam you can't imagine
And my case cast out of tungsten
Try to rhyme off to me again
I ain't scared, ***** you won't win
Twenty three commando
And I'm gonna squeeze my guns in
Shoot ya up, I shameless
Blank grave, so unknown that you be nameless
You da lamest
Rhymes so monkey business that they call you Dr. Zaius

[YoungMichael88]

I know I post a lot and y'all want me to go away
But I came here to win a prize so I think that I will stay
I'll keep up the pace to win this race and put you in your place.
You're gonna have a hard time wiping the awesome off my face!

I really do admire the LENGTH of your compositions
But are you compensating? Perhaps it's your disposition? But ima stop *****in' just see a physician.
I'll keep this one SHORT like when you pitch a tent
HHKB, there now it's relevant.

[CommunistWitchDr]

I know I post a lot and y'all want me to go away
But I came here to win a prize so I think that I will stay
I'll keep up the pace to win this race and put you in your place.
You're gonna have a hard time wiping the awesome off my face!

I really do admire the LENGTH of your compositions
But are you compensating? Perhaps it's your disposition? But ima stop *****in' just see a physician.
I'll keep this one SHORT like when you pitch a tent
HHKB, there now it's relevant.

Physician?
I'm the Doctor
Drop prescriptions
Take twice daily, MC slaughter
My rhymes so ill
Yours just be sickly
Grab my needle
Let's get prickly
I got no equal
Leave you fetal
Rhymes so dope
They be illegal
Power on, start my strobe
Backlight illuminates the globe
Through translucent PBTs
Leave you cryin on your knees
That's what ya get ya step to me