Thank you, sirs. Is there a way to make it work with a PC (USB) without being a physics major or do I keep it for spare parts? I don't dabble with cables but I have a friend who could help me if it were as simple as to wire the cables into a different plug and then use a premade converter (and then another) or cannibalise the USB or PS/2 controller from the cheapest Logitech or Microsoft.
He did turn a radio adapter into computer speakers for me or cut a LAN cable to give a speaker an additional yard, or install two fans on a single plug etc. for me, so if the operation doesn't require more skill, we should be able to pull it off.
IIRC: Everyone who has one of these says it is amazing.
Perhaps transplating the alpha key springs into an M could be worth it, just to see what I get.