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Literary Jokes
« on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:48:11 »
To make a long story short, my partner bailed on our project and I need 10 decent jokes relating to "To build a Fire" or "The Open Boat". GO!
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Re: Literary Jokes
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:51:49 »


who even reads?
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Re: Literary Jokes
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:59:48 »
Q: Have you got a match?
A: Not since Superman went off the air.

"However, even though I was born in the Mesozoic, I do know what anyone who wants to reach out to young people should say: Billionaires took your money. They took your chance to buy a home. They took your chance at a good education. They stole your opportunities. Billionaires took the things you want in life. If you really want those things, you have to take them back.
That's the message. That's the whole message. Say that every day, not just to reach America's frustrated young white men, but people of every age, race, and gender.
Late-stage capitalism is a wealth-concentration engine, focused on vacuuming up every dollar and putting it in as few hands as possible. Republicans are helping that vacuum suck.
How does a tiny fraction of the population get away with this? They do it by dividing the other 99% of Americans against themselves."
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Re: Literary Jokes
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 21:04:51 »
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who even reads?

Not me.

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Re: Literary Jokes
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 21:40:29 »
Sailor 1: Have you got a lighter?
Sailor 2: Throw one cig off the boat and it'll become a whole cigarette lighter!
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