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Offline hwood34

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Literary Jokes
« on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:48:11 »
To make a long story short, my partner bailed on our project and I need 10 decent jokes relating to "To build a Fire" or "The Open Boat". GO!
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Re: Literary Jokes
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:51:49 »


who even reads?
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Re: Literary Jokes
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:59:48 »
Q: Have you got a match?
A: Not since Superman went off the air.

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Re: Literary Jokes
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 21:04:51 »
Quote from: Binge on Thu, 22 May 2014, 20:51:49
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who even reads?

Not me.
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Re: Literary Jokes
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 21:40:29 »
Sailor 1: Have you got a lighter?
Sailor 2: Throw one cig off the boat and it'll become a whole cigarette lighter!
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