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Offline SlipperyPeteED

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[IC] Pooped in the Pool
« on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:32:48 »
GMK Pooped in the Pool





Inspiration


     This is a set that is reminiscent of an experience that I had in high school. As many of you know, back in high school I was on the high school varsity swim team. They called me Michael Phelps, and although my actual name is not Michael Phelps, they called me that because I was a swimming wiz.

     So, you all understand how school lunches work, right? Mediocre food but you got to eat it anyway. Everyday I would go to lunch and get chicken nuggets, eat half of them, and save the other half for a snack right at the end of class before swim practice so I would have the energy to swim. On this special day they served spicy nuggets, and as you all know, I LOVE spicy food. So of course, I get them, eat half, and save the other half for after classes before the swim meet against the other school’s team.

     So, after classes, me and my posse are chilling in the locker room spitting bars and munching on nuggies before the swim meet. On this fateful day I was the headliner for the team and as a result, the first to go. So, these nuggies I could feel building up within me, but I had to compete, because as you all know, I’m a legend at swimming. They called me Poseidon, and although my actual name is not Poseidon, they called me that because I was a swimming god. So anyway, I line up on the edge of the pool ready to do battle, when I see my crush, Kathy, sitting over in the stands. I give Kathy a wink because I wanted her to know I was thinking about her, and she blushed. Then the whistle blows and I leap into the pool, but as the shock of the chilled water hits my body, my sphincter decides to release the spicy nugs in a horrific chunky form that it had been fighting so hard to hold back. That was the day that they had to cancel the swim meet due to me pooping in the pool. I was laughed off the swim team and I never got to go to prom with Kathy, that jerk Keith took her instead.




Colors


     Some people might say it looks like GMK Olivia but I disagree. The brown color as the alphas is to symbolize the poop that I unleashed into the pool. The blue is the pool full of water, and the yellow accents are pee (because lets be real, who poops without peeing at least a little bit).


Kitting



     The kitting will include support for everything EXCEPT for minivan and full-size right shift and HHKB BS. Also forced accents, because as I said "who poops without peeing at least a little bit".


Deskmat



Vendor

Hopefully https://www.walmart.com/



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« Last Edit: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:45:19 by SlipperyPeteED »

Offline PocketAces

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #1 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:35:41 »
Yeahhhhh imma need that deskmat


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Offline pngu

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #2 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:37:04 »
nice

any chance for some novelties

Offline duckboi

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #3 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:38:36 »
this aint right
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Offline apexshikari

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #4 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:38:53 »
Blue and Gold holds a special place for me. In for sure!


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Offline dingusxmcgee

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #5 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:39:07 »
100% in

Offline Kuyo

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #6 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:40:04 »
Will the deskmat have the watermark over the pool or will that be going away?

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #7 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:41:18 »
In for two! Thinking this is gonna be one of those sleeper sets in the future!

Offline SlipperyPeteED

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #8 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:41:34 »
Will the deskmat have the watermark over the pool or will that be going away?

Watermark?

Offline H3NT4I

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #9 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:41:38 »
Will the deskmat have the watermark over the pool or will that be going away?

it better have the watermark on it
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Offline Kuyo

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #10 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:43:35 »
Will the deskmat have the watermark over the pool or will that be going away?

Watermark?

Alright you got me I’m in for deskmat.

Offline dingusxmcgee

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:44:07 »
requesting a Rama/Salvun cap please.
Something spicy

Offline TheArcticFox_27

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #12 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:44:45 »
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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:46:45 »
You plan on having a hemmroids add on kit?

If you need some reference material hmu, I've been battling it for over a year now.
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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #14 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:55:13 »
Looks like Olivia  :eek:

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #15 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:55:30 »
if handarbeit worked out this will too

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #16 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 14:58:08 »
In for 2 sets!  :eek: ;D
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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #17 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:01:50 »
Perfect for 2% milk, fam. #2 FTW

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #18 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:01:55 »
I see your colors, but are those from Pantone or RAL? I'd really like some color codes so I can take this and make a KAT set out of it :kek:

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:02:19 »
I—...

Offline ykill

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:02:45 »
I see your colors, but are those from Pantone or RAL? I'd really like some color codes so I can take this and make a KAT set out of it :kek:
KitKAT are, brown

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:08:11 »
badass renders for a meme. that's what i call dedication :thumb:

Offline jani80k

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #22 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:32:08 »
Ne ISO avail..

Please consider NorDe Kit. It will make MoQ for sure.

Offline d00deitsnik

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #23 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:45:00 »
Best thing since bread. Great story too!

Offline InvidiousIgnoramus

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #24 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:46:02 »
I demand a "poop sock" kit.
I long for the day when I find a beamspring. (At a not insane price)

Offline ThePanduuh

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #25 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 15:52:49 »
No novelties?? No "doodie in the pool" references??
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Offline clik_clak

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #26 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 16:02:28 »
A little too close to Olivia for me.

Offline dklein

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 16:18:01 »
If those alphas are supposed to represent poop they should be DSA profile

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #28 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 16:20:36 »

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #29 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 16:30:22 »
This is just wrong.  :rolleyes:
Count me in.

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #30 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 16:43:44 »
This is the ****tiest keyset I have ever seen
« Last Edit: Fri, 13 December 2019, 16:55:00 by Gondolindrim »
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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #31 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 16:46:12 »
Will the deskmat have the watermark over the pool or will that be going away?

it better have the watermark on it

Maybe would it be better to have poopmarks instead of watermarks
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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #32 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 17:14:10 »
Stock colors to decrease MOQ? BR1, GE1, N5? Not sure about the choice of water color.

Chlorine accent kit for the disgruntled janitor?

...Kono has to be the vendor, right?

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #33 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 17:26:35 »
Now, THIS is the kind of set where the inclusion of a BAE key would be... admissible.

I suppose that Mr. Phelpseidon here DID discharge a nuggets in differing sizes, and the BAE would obviously stand in for the larger ones.

Also, given the keyset will support everything, the stepped Caps Lock should be present as well, to stand in for those nasty nuggets with weirder shapes (surely we all know what I'm talking about here).

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #34 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 18:01:01 »
How are you not offering a spacebars kit with different-sized brown keys??

Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #35 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 18:23:08 »
How are you not offering a spacebars kit with different-sized brown keys??

everyone who thinks interest checks are to hear about your 1.5u delete key, take a page outta this guy's book

Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #36 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 18:26:19 »
shouldn't the letters on the alphas be the yellow color, now representing corn, as opposed to admixed water?

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #37 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 18:28:39 »
"FU Keith" novelty enter pleaze....

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #38 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 18:29:38 »
shouldn't the letters on the alphas be the yellow color, now representing corn, as opposed to admixed water?

This guy poops.

Not yellow yellow, but more of an orange-y yellow...

Offline firetruckboy

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #39 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 18:50:12 »
"FU Keith" novelty enter pleaze....

Spicy nugget novelties and I'm in.

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #40 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 18:50:34 »
I need that deskpad.

Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #41 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 18:52:26 »
Make the tilde very thick, like wavy turd

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #42 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 20:37:01 »
I'm in

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #43 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 20:55:53 »
No funds now, will wait for Poop++ in R2.

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #44 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 22:15:56 »
No funds now, will wait for Poop++ in R2.

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I believe Poop++ will have some corn sprinkled?
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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #45 on: Fri, 13 December 2019, 22:51:34 »
In for a deskmat

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #46 on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 05:05:28 »
* thanks for ISO support
* these blanks are the best novelties, ever
* is this V4 or N5, because the renders look darker actually
* a stepped Ctrl key is missing; would be my wish for Christmas
* EU proxy, please? (or is there only a UK vendor :D)

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #47 on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 06:05:55 »
Before I clicked this I expected it to be an artisan keycap in clear resin.
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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #48 on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 18:07:30 »
I laughed so hard at this :P lol lol lol

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Re: [IC] Pooped in the Pool
« Reply #49 on: Sat, 14 December 2019, 18:08:57 »
100% in on this to support this in Europe on mykeyboard.eu.  Quality work here. Keep up this ****.