Author Topic: whats today's rant? (Read 109551 times)

keyboardlover · « **Reply #400 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 15:18:27 »

Quote from: ch_123;255098

There's something ironic about this statement.
Mc Donalds?

Nope. Nice try though. Same goes to you too.

ch_123 · « **Reply #401 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 15:20:02 »

Is it a gay strip club?

wellington1869 · « **Reply #402 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 15:22:37 »

:rofl:

keyboardlover · « **Reply #403 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 15:23:25 »

Quote from: ch_123;255107

Is it a gay strip club?

No its a software company. You obviously wouldn't last a day because you have the maturity and angst of a 15yr old.

Fwiffo · « **Reply #404 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 15:25:18 »

Dude, you've already managed to become even more annoying than the troll. Get a life.

ch_123 · « **Reply #405 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 15:27:08 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;255110

No its a software company. You obviously wouldn't last a day because you have the maturity and angst of a 15yr old.

Yes, clearly I'm so angry and generally emotionally compromised that I have nothing better to do than spend all day telling Wellington how much I hate him at every opportunity.

Is it the company that makes those little animated strippers for people's desktops?

keyboardlover · « **Reply #406 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 15:30:25 »

Quote from: ch_123

Yes, clearly I'm so angry and generally emotionally compromised that I have nothing better to do than spend all day telling Wellington how much I hate him at every opportunity.

Well at least you've stopped blaming all your life's problems on Catholicism and trashing 9/11. For now at least.

But for the record I still think you're lame as hell.

RoboKrikit · « **Reply #407 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 16:26:50 »

Quote from: wellington1869;255084

bonus rant: People who put "cheers" in their signature and thus sign off every single email with "Cheers". Its so annoying! So they'll write a serious or sad email, and forget they have that in their email, and still sign off automatically with "Cheers!". And besides -- if the "Cheers!" is automatically added, does it still have any emotive value? Doesnt it become robotic and lifeless? They dont mean to cheer me at all! And its value is cheapened cuz i know the sender has "Cheered" everyone they ever email, so there's nothing special about me at all!

Same with "Thanks," in every signature and not in the text body. This is the least sincere "thanks" in the world.

Lanx · « **Reply #408 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 16:33:44 »

thanks and cheers is a lot better than idiots who use scripture as a signature.

TexasFlood · « **Reply #409 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 16:38:28 »

Quote from: ripster;255161

Conan happy. Tastes blood.
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itlnstln · « **Reply #410 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 16:53:00 »

Ch123 does a great webwit impression. In a good way.

TexasFlood · « **Reply #411 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 17:34:39 »

Quote from: ripster;255179

Webwit does a good webwit impression. However the audience is not clapping at OCN. Instead, I hear the lamentation of women.

Webwit is crushing his enemies, seeing them driven before him, and hearing the lamentation of their women?

ch_123 · « **Reply #412 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 17:45:36 »

Given some of the people on OCN, Webwit is a necessary evil, and at very least, a source of lulz.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #413 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 19:32:58 »

Quote from: Lanx;255160

thanks and cheers is a lot better than idiots who use scripture as a signature.

qft

so get this, gang. I just had a beer. with a girl. for 2.5 hours.

apparently this is what happens when you stop buying keyboards.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #414 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 19:52:22 »

Quote from: wellington1869;255258

qft
so get this, gang. I just had a beer. with a girl. for 2.5 hours.
apparently this is what happens when you stop buying keyboards.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #415 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 19:53:16 »

ok, it was two beers. each.

rant: girls dont seem to get drunk on two beers anymore.

Brian8bit · « **Reply #416 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 19:56:18 »

That's why you add a little rohypnol.

TexasFlood · « **Reply #417 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 19:56:55 »

Quote from: wellington1869;255273

ok, it was two beers. each.

rant: girls don't seem to get drunk on two beers any more.

Might need to enhance that beer a bit...

keyboardlover · « **Reply #418 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 19:57:20 »

Quote from: brian8bit;255275

That's why you add a little rohypnol.

Lol, I was just gonna say that...

Fwiffo · « **Reply #419 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 19:58:00 »

Quote from: wellington1869;255273

rant: girls dont seem to get drunk on two beers anymore.

Enduring your presence is a sobering experience.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #420 on:** Wed, 01 December 2010, 20:01:15 »

lol. i knew i could count on some wholesome geekhack advice.

db_Iodine · « **Reply #421 on:** Thu, 02 December 2010, 02:11:50 »

Todays rant: I just overslept big time. I can't figure out how I missed the alarm clock since I'm 100% sure it was on and it's not even near me so I can't just turn it off and roll over. Instead I actually have to get up, walk up to the alarm clock and then turn it off. Good thing is I didn't miss anything important.

ch_123 · « **Reply #422 on:** Thu, 02 December 2010, 05:19:20 »

Quote from: wellington1869;255273

ok, it was two beers. each.

rant: girls dont seem to get drunk on two beers anymore.

Unless they were some really strong beers, I think it's probably normal that someone wouldn't get drunk off two beers.

itlnstln · « **Reply #423 on:** Thu, 02 December 2010, 07:01:18 »

You need something like this to get her drunk in two beers:

You better not be telling us about meeting up with your mom for dinner.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #424 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 15:13:49 »

Quote from: ripster;252557

I think I'll impulse buy Legos like a good American Consumer.

I'll give you a discount on this Lego set:

Limited Edition and vintage!

wellington1869 · « **Reply #425 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 18:33:56 »

ok, all of a sudden, a strange new green square has appeared under my avatar.
cant click on it, but if you hover over it, it says something strange: "wellington1869 is on a distinguished road."

rant: ok, while true enough... wtf is that?!

ch_123 · « **Reply #426 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 18:36:18 »

Keyboardlover is also on a 'distinguished road', so I wouldn't read into it too much.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #427 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 18:39:14 »

Quote from: ch_123;257162

Keyboardlover is also on a 'distinguished road', so I wouldn't read into it too much.

good point. next topic then.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #428 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 18:51:14 »

Yes. You guys are both on a distinguished road as well.

But you are both unique. Just like everybody else.

ch_123 · « **Reply #429 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 18:52:46 »

12 minutes? Your response time is slipping, bro.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #430 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 18:53:52 »

Quote from: ch_123

12 minutes? Your response time is slipping, bro.

You ain't my bro, bro.

ch_123 · « **Reply #431 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 18:57:43 »

Welly isn't going to raeg at himself, get to it!

[size=-2]bro[/size]

keyboardlover · « **Reply #432 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 18:59:03 »

WTF are you talking about? No wonder no one can understand the Irish.

ch_123 · « **Reply #433 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 19:01:51 »

*sighs*

So much angst in this thread.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #434 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 19:05:39 »

True...and 98% of it from two lamers.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #435 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 19:42:04 »

Quote from: ripster

This is just an anthropological experiment.

A little science never hurt anyone.

...riiiiiight?

keyboardlover · « **Reply #436 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 19:43:38 »

Quote from: ripster;257196

You get another for that.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to keyboardlover again.

lulz.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #437 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 21:43:36 »

Hahahahaha the little red button under kbl's avatar now says "kbl has a little shameless behaviour in the past"
Ahahahahaha!

hey how do you do that, what do you click on? The white scales?

HAHAHAHAHA all this is going to do is we all give each other red marks, lol

Its like someone just handed geekhackers each a banana cream pie - to see how long it takes before we just fling them at each other.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #438 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 21:46:29 »

Quote from: ch_123;257173

12 minutes? Your response time is slipping, bro.

seriously. dragged him away from the porn sites.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #439 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 21:52:11 »

so can you see who gave you what reputation vote?

wellington1869 · « **Reply #440 on:** Sat, 04 December 2010, 22:01:48 »

Quote from: ripster;257281

You can see the last 5 comments but not the sender.

And if I ever find the ***got that gave me a downvote for "namecalling" I'm gonna be all over his sorry ass.

aw man, imav can you enable viewing sender's name so we can go from banana cream pies to actual stalking and fisticuffs?

ch_123 · « **Reply #441 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 05:33:51 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;257184

True...and 98% of it from two lamers.

You and MW?

db_Iodine · « **Reply #442 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 06:47:38 »

Todays rant: I have negative reputation.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #443 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 07:08:39 »

Quote from: wellington1869

Hahahahaha the little red button under kbl's avatar now says "kbl has a little shameless behaviour in the past"
Ahahahahaha!

Lol yours says the same thing dumbass! My you're a bright one

Quote from: ch_123

You and MW?

Took you long enough but no, I was referring to you and Welly.

ch_123 · « **Reply #444 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 07:21:13 »

Shouldn't you be in mass, sonny?

keyboardlover · « **Reply #445 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 07:23:17 »

Quote from: ch_123

Shouldn't you be in mass, sonny?

Actually I got in touch with a priest in your area and told him what you like to do with Welly. He said he'll pay you a visit later

Konrad · « **Reply #446 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 08:16:36 »

Oh ****, a Rep system.

1) Hate these things because, over time, people who post the most get repped. Doesn't matter what kinda **** they post, just as long as somebody thinks it's funny.
2) Hate these things even more because, over time, they get inflationary. Bigger Rep means bigger Rep handouts.
0) I'm wondering wtf ... uh, it's not like geekhand is (or much needs to be) tightly moderated anyhow. So what's the grand prize (or motivation) for glorious clean Rep? What's the downside for falling into the pits of disreputable hell?

So I'm taking a stand. Gimme negative Rep, please. I'm aspiring to have the lowest Rep this board can possibly offer.

[Edit]

So Rip, where's this "you can see the last five Reps" thing? Can't find it.

db_Iodine · « **Reply #447 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 08:36:15 »

You can find it under User Control Panel front page.

iMav · « **Reply #448 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 08:37:45 »

There are no consequences to the rep system other then the color of a dot. Like I said, I just enabled it for the amusement factor.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #449 on:** Sun, 05 December 2010, 08:54:58 »

Quote from: db_iodine;257443

todays rant: I have negative reputation.

lol

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Author Topic: whats today's rant? (Read 109551 times)