So, my wife comes home with a Ubuntu 10 CD and says, "My professor gave me this. It sounds like something you might like." I had an old lappy laying around with a dead hard drive, so I scavenged the 7Gb drive out of a another deceased lappy (a ThinkPad 600E) and set it up.
I don't know if you've ever seen Ubuntu, but the interface is attractive and, after tuning through a setup menu, reasonably snappy on this older machine.
So far, so good...
Then I try to get some action out of an old Linksys wifi card (this machine doesn't have built-in wifi). I don't have the driver disc for the card and I suspect that loading drivers for Ubunti will be a slightly different process than loading them for Windows, so I search for instructions.
I quickly find a forum where someone posts asking for help loading drivers for my exact wifi card. And someone answers him a couple posts later, saying, "I had the same problem and I just did thus-and-so". I have no idea what he means, so I keep reading and someone asks him to post step-by-step instructions.
So, he does, saying, "This was easy. Just follow these instructions:" and then he posts a process with a dozen f*ing steps! Among the steps are cryptic things like "4. Unstrap the wizzywig using chicken bones and voodoo magic." and "7. Make sure you set the configuration files to the square root of your mother's dog's birthday." What the f*ing f*?!
I've realized that I get too much sex on too regular a basis to put up with *nix. F* *nix. I don't want to have to **** around with my OS, I just want it to work. I'm going to grab a copy of 2000 (or maybe even NT) and just make a computer I can use.
Anyone want a lightly used Ubuntu disc? Cheap!