Author Topic: Troll Pole: Nominations (Read 14292 times)

microsoft windows · « **on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 13:31:19 »

IT'S THE

NOMINATIONS!

Let's nominate 10 people to be contenders for the position of top troll of Geekhack.org. I'll leave this thread open for a little while and then make a poll and we can see who's the winner.

So, who here do you think is the trolliest? You can name multiple people. They don't even have to be active here anymore. The top 10 people with the most nominations will be in the Troll Pole.

Results as of Jan. 1, 2011, 7:22 PM EST:
Kishy: 2 nominations
Ch_123: 1
Ripster: 5
Microsoft Windows: 5
ItlnStln: 3
Webwit: 3
John Deer: 1
Computer-Lab in Basement: 3
EverythingIBM: 3
iMav: 2
Pylon: 1
Msiegel: 2
Maclover: 1
Lanx: 1
RickyJ: 1
Oqsy: 1
Julle: 1

Pylon · « **Reply #1 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 13:36:30 »

Ripster
MS Windows

microsoft windows · « **Reply #2 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 14:16:57 »

Quote

One of the most common traits of the on-line ****head is the absolute refusal to follow common social rules. For example, the ****head will use racist or sexist terms, will use inappropriate references to bodily functions, or will otherwise not respect the rules of society.

I don't think I'm the f***head here, but we certainly have some.

msiegel · « **Reply #3 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 14:49:39 »

hay guise!!

although i know i won't win, i still thought i'd drop by and nominate myself

happy trolling!

msiegel · « **Reply #4 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 14:57:20 »

technique is the key to not pissing people off

Pylon · « **Reply #5 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 15:03:14 »

Quote from: msiegel;271283

technique is the key to not pissing people off

There's no technique key on my keyboard. Is there something wrong?

/troll.

msiegel · « **Reply #6 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 15:09:34 »

Quote from: ripster;271286

I don't like smiley faces.

msiegel · « **Reply #7 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 15:10:17 »

Quote from: ripster;271286

Trite and overused.

meh, i am actually smiling when i type one

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #8 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 15:13:13 »

I have to nominate myself, only because I trolled the guy that patented the M15, and that is honestly the worst time to troll someone... I greatly regret it... FORGIVE ME PLZ!!!!

msiegel · « **Reply #9 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 15:13:31 »

Quote from: Pylon;271289

Is there something wrong?

that one is as old as the hills XD

iMav · « **Reply #10 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 15:42:29 »

Typically, I dislike these stupid polls. But perhaps we can use this one to the GH community's advantage. How about a 10 day ban for the "winner" so they can reflect on their caustic behavior here?

iMav · « **Reply #11 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 16:01:04 »

So, we have the following nominated so far:

Microsoft Windows
ripster
msiegel
Computer-Lab in Basement
Pylon
iMav

(figured the, "if you post in this poll thread you are a troll" criteria was as good as any)

MW, I'd give it through the weekend and then setup the poll on Monday. We can have the winner in a 10-day timeout by next weekend.

msiegel · « **Reply #12 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 16:09:50 »

you're a good sport iMav

cheers, gentlemen!

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #13 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 16:15:47 »

I like iMav's idea. Brilliant. Almost as good as my dad's idea to start a bar called "The Gym". (wife: "Honey, where are you going?" husband: "To The Gym")

microsoft windows · « **Reply #14 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 17:17:01 »

I'm nominating John Deer as a troll.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #15 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 17:19:42 »

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement;271324

I like iMav's idea. Brilliant. Almost as good as my dad's idea to start a bar called "The Gym". (wife: "Honey, where are you going?" husband: "To The Gym")

I think a better name for that bar would be "The Shoe Store".

nmd · « **Reply #16 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 17:34:02 »

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement;271324

I like iMav's idea. Brilliant. Almost as good as my dad's idea to start a bar called "The Gym". (wife: "Honey, where are you going?" husband: "To The Gym")

That's hilarious, at least until the point where the beer gut starts showing and the wife signs you up for another gym that has exhibited better results and is so proud of you for trying(thus making you actually want to go to the gym.)

Seriously though, gyms are good - go.

kriminal · « **Reply #17 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 17:54:37 »

hmm my name didnt call... sigh....

kriminal <==== otaku

microsoft windows · « **Reply #18 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 17:57:38 »

Well, you never tried to get me banned nor did you persistently act like a jerk towards me after that. So you by no means deserve to be on the Spam Filter.

But seriously, the Spam Filter can greatly improve the forum experience. If people bother you, you don't have to read another of their posts again!

BlueRain · « **Reply #19 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 18:07:05 »

*slowly raises hand* what's a troll?

woody · « **Reply #20 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 18:08:36 »

What, I don't deserve even honorable disnomination?
This 2011 doesn't start good ...

microsoft windows · « **Reply #21 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 18:12:12 »

Well, if people nominate more than 10 people I'll have to trim some names off the list when I make the poll. You can be first in line if you wish.

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #22 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 18:25:58 »

MW, I think you should let someone with a better reputation make the poll... Perhaps we can kindly ask iMav to create it, after all, this is his forum.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #23 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 18:27:55 »

Here are my nominations:

Kishy
Ripster
Microsoft Windows (Hey, this whole idea was trolling)
ItlnStln
Webwit
John Deer
Computer-Lab in Basement
EverythingIBM (He uses Windows 98)
Maclover

What I'm going to do is count who gets the most nominations and make a poll out of the top 10.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #24 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 19:12:51 »

Those are my computers in the first picture too. Aren't they pretty?

Pylon · « **Reply #25 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 19:16:58 »

Quote from: ripster;271371

You'll know it when you see it.
Show Image

That was epic.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #26 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 19:24:51 »

I should make another poll on OCN about avatars. It'll determine how many people who have pictures of hot girls as their avatars really are hot females. I'm predicting the result will be around 0.6%.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #27 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 20:15:29 »

OK you all, here's my latest work on OCN. Enjoy!

And some more. This time, an Apple rumor.

PAINKILLER · « **Reply #28 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 23:35:44 »

I nominate iMav.

msiegel · « **Reply #29 on:** Fri, 31 December 2010, 23:39:42 »

kriminal · « **Reply #30 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 01:00:11 »

kindly note that MW nominated his alter-ego's

Ekaros · « **Reply #31 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 02:41:28 »

So I don't have much luck this year? Maybe I need to try next... Hmm, there is some members who deserve this one...

db_Iodine · « **Reply #32 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 05:17:26 »

Here are my nominations:

Ripster
Microsoft Windows
ItlnStln
Webwit

ch_123 · « **Reply #33 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 07:18:38 »

Quote from: iMav;271301

Typically, I dislike these stupid polls. But perhaps we can use this one to the GH community's advantage. How about a 10 day ban for the "winner" so they can reflect on their caustic behavior here?

How about we just skip to the bit where we ban MW... again.

iMav · « **Reply #34 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 09:20:45 »

webwit and john deer are not active accounts on geekhack. No reason to include these in the poll.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #35 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 10:02:10 »

OK, as of now, we got Kishy, Ripster, Microsoft Windows, ItlnStln, Webwit, Computer-Lab in Basement, EverythingIBM, iMav, Msiegel, and Maclover as the current top ten for the poll.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #36 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 10:02:58 »

Quote from: ch_123;271551

How about we just skip to the bit where we ban MW... again.

I'm nominating you as a troll.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #37 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 11:25:11 »

Don't call him a troll or he'll call good old Uncle Tony from the garbage company back in Italy (aka the mob).

ch_123 · « **Reply #38 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 11:42:29 »

Quote from: microsoft windows;271575

I'm nominating you as a troll.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #39 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 12:28:43 »

Quote from: ch_123;271625

Show Image

C'mon. You can do better than that.

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #40 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 16:10:03 »

Well you know that keyboards are just soo dramatic... That's why they started a forum about them.

Oqsy · « **Reply #41 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 17:23:01 »

Is this a thread where I can vent about all the online personalities from this forum that keep me up at night sobbing? I haven't slept much lately thanks to geekhack.drama

Also, I want a pony!

isp · « **Reply #42 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 18:14:13 »

Wheres the poll? I vote for Ripster

microsoft windows · « **Reply #43 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 18:20:35 »

This thread's just for nominating people to be in the Troll Pole. I'll probably make the poll itself either tomorrow evening or on Monday.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #44 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 18:38:09 »

I would nominate Welly, but I think he either got banned or fell off a bridge. Or maybe he's getting some much needed therapy.

iMav · « **Reply #45 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 18:40:39 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;271763

I would nominate Welly, but I think he either got banned or fell off a bridge. Or maybe he's getting some much needed therapy.

No one is currently banned here. (note, webwit asked for his account to be deleted...I simply disabled it to keep him associated with the content he has provided)

microsoft windows · « **Reply #46 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 18:44:34 »

I liked Welly. Without him I got no viable opponent for political discussions in the Off-Topic forum.

InSanCen · « **Reply #47 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 19:10:54 »

Multiple Nominations?

MS Windows
EIBM

on account of, well, nobody can be that idiotic, so they have to be trolls.

microsoft windows · « **Reply #48 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 19:31:28 »

Quote from: Julle;271770

Is my current signature in compliance with the revised forum rules?

I never tried to get you banned, nor have I ever personally insulted you. There's a reason behind my signature. So why are you trying and stir up unrest in the community for no particular reason? If something about me bothers you, you can add me to your spam filter and you won't have to see my signature. You can call me a spammer, that's not that big of a deal. But saying that I go out of my way to constantly, personally insult other members is.

I had the "Spam Filter" in my signature for a good long while and then removed it and stopped ignoring Ripster and Kishy to see if they had gotten any better. Kishy still was rude to me, so I bashed him a few times and put him back on. Until he tries to make mends, he's staying there. And if you guys want to play "Signature Wars" and say worse things about me and spread them around the forum, you all can join him!

You see, the Ignore List is a good, useful tool. It makes a great spam filter. So if my signature bothers you guys, take its advice. Use the spam filter!

Oqsy · « **Reply #49 on:** Sat, 01 January 2011, 19:35:21 »

Is this the signature testing thread?

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Author Topic: Troll Pole: Nominations (Read 14292 times)

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