Actually, it's way more horrifying to see Solutor posting on Geekhack from the hospital.
Anyway, dear Solutor, I wish the best for your mother, and I do hope you will NOT read these posts until after everything is well and back to normal.
However, you mentioned the soldering issue as a matter of fact, as a proven solution, giving the impression that you or someone you know of tried it successfully. We appreciate these ideas, but please indicate whether something you offer is a possible solution to try, or a known/proven solution. Some of the people here have never desoldered a switch, and would be rather pissed to destroy a PCB run or smear solder over adjacent contacts, and void their warranty, only to find out that the solution doesn't even work.