I just ordered my first keyboard thats over $400, and its not even new. I'm so l33t i'm keeping the identity of the board secret from everyone. I plan to ambush the fedex driver, take him out to tge shed for interrogation, and if he knows too much, well there's a wooded area nearby... Lots of coyotes, etc.
I hear that if you boil the bones that it makes them easy to grind up and sprinkle around.