I like broad statements. Like, "Damn, that broad is hot!"
I've probably told this one before, but in fourth or fifth grade in reading class, my teacher asked, "Does anyone know what 'abroad' means?" After no one spoke for awhile, one kid offered, "I don't know, but my dad calls my mom 'a broad.'" The teacher, of course, was speechless while the rest of us were still clueless. These days, I kinda wonder what was going on in that kid's house.