I think you should learn how to read before posting your own biased opinion.
I've tried black alps and I didn't say anything about all mech boards being crap.
I stated that they simply didn't suit me. (I even mentioned that I really like the Model M.)
I'm actually thinking about buying a topre pretty soon if the 87s come back in stock on EK.
Next time, don't just read the title and post a hateful comment.
When you post on a forum, you are asking for everyone to give their opinions. I don't see why Dmitri shouldn't be allowed to give his.
I can assure you though that you are missing out unless you have tried lubed/new complicated ALPS whites or complicated blues. No rubber dome could match these key switches.
To put this in perspective, my brother bought an Xarmor with cherry blues and it does not even compare to blue ALPS keyswitches. The cherries feel less stable, do not slide as smoothly, and are generally less satisfying to type on. Cherry Browns are awful in my opinion (they feel like rubber domes). Cherry blues are not bad switches, I just believe after comparing the two side-by-side that ALPS blues are superior.
I've tried many different keyboards (Ione Xarmor, Logitech G15, Lazer Lycosa, Model M, SteelSeries 7G) as well and none have even compared to complicated ALPS when it comes to non-gaming typing feel. I do not consider black ALPS to be as good as white ALPS. For gaming, the one exception so far is the Model M.
My point is that you should not rule out every mechanical keyboard just because the ones you have tried do not fit you well. It would be like trying out a few pairs of inexpensive shoes at a department store and concluding that the nicest pairs out there are no better...