They make fun of Cherry Blacks, which is a bit weird, because the average black user will be quieter than an average brown user. Browns are so light, you're more likely to bottom out.
Also, what mechanical switch takes 80g to actuate? Even blacks are only 60!
(No, I wasn't TRYING to sound racist)
Also, "Other mechanical keyboards provide little to no tactile feedback at the point of key actuation," I'm sorry, what mechanical switch is LESS tactile than browns, and isn't linear? LOL.