So here is the update as promised! LOL
First of all many of you were right, secondly this played out as if it were a cheap comedy.
This is the breakdown:
-Got a license plate fix-it-ticket a year ago
-Actually got it fixed on time and send in the payment and receipt from the police station
(I was supposed to mail back the ticket not the receipt, I have no idea why I accidently did that)
-Received a failure to appear in court notice (because I turned in the wrong thing) and the $25 fee turned into something silly like $2,000.
-Explained this to the local traffic office thingy building clerk people. They gave me a court date (almost a year from the initial violation)
-Finally went to court, I was nervous, everybody there was a *i love ponies or a weasel.
-I dressed as I would an important meeting, everyone else was dressed as if they rolled out of bed from a semi-abandoned trailer.
-I waited for a few hours.
-The judge saw me and asked if I pleaded guilty, not guilty, or no contest, I said I don't know why I'm here.
-I explained what happened, everyone laughed at me (EVERYONE).
-She reduced the charge and made me pay a "failure to appear in court fee", which was $114.
Actuall outcome?
Two days missed work, $114 in fines, for a ticket that cost $25 dollars to fix in 10 minutes. (I had to write the check 3 times as the clerk gave me the wrong dollar amount that many times). And one year of my life lost from the stress alone.
Morals of the story?
Don't accidently mail in the wrong part of a ticket, people are sneaky weasels, be honest, bailiffs can be incredible jerks, make the judge smile and make everyone laugh (including the judge). Oh, and a couple more... stress does not do a body good, and the legal system so far beyond a joke I don't know a word that could properly do it justice (pun intended).
Pheeeeew! Now back to keycaps FTW! =D
Edit:Thank you to everyone who offered help and/or just tried to calm me down. You guys are the best! =)
And yes this was embarrassing. =P
*Well apparently we have a funny swear filter... "Deee-eye-see-kay" turns into "i love ponies". LOL