Author Topic: Ripster 50,000 posts... (Read 3163 times)

trievalot · « **on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 03:29:46 »

Thanks for all your advice on here ripster...

I just want OVER 9000!!!!!

trievalot · « **Reply #1 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 03:30:10 »

Make that 666

mmmty · « **Reply #2 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 08:23:39 »

Ripster will never get to 50,000. It was 49,999 yesterday. 4 hours later it was 49,998. Just checked and the count is now 49,996. What's up with this??

Ekaros · « **Reply #3 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 11:21:56 »

Yep, I hate those spam bots too!

keyboardlover · « **Reply #4 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 11:33:06 »

GHers should be forced to retire @ 50k posts

keyboardlover · « **Reply #5 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 11:45:40 »

Jelly of your post count? You really DO need help.

Zamorph · « **Reply #6 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 11:55:02 »

<3 I'm already rooting for 100k

Lamaboi · « **Reply #7 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 11:59:36 »

[video=youtube;b8Tjc90wXns]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Tjc90wXns[/video]

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #8 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 12:05:22 »

I'm always surprised that post count is such a big issue. It's can be an interesting factoid, but not much else, for me. I'm over 2,000, but most of my posts are junk, yapping about nailing peoples grandmothers in their driveways and such. The Summer of Ping is when my post count went way up starting the July 4 weekend with all the meltdowns that were occurring and the forum was sliding to ****. Then I found out that Ripster and \KL are the same person, (like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie) and it was all good after that.

OOOH! My post count just went up by +1

Lamaboi · « **Reply #9 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 12:11:53 »

Quote from: ripster;492584

Right AGAIN! Nothing beats a Ripster predictive model.

You high AGAIN on poppy seeds?

keyboardlover · « **Reply #10 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 12:12:27 »

Quote from: input nirvana;492585

I'm always surprised that post count is such a big issue. It's can be an interesting factoid, but not much else, for me. I'm over 2,000, but most of my posts are junk, yapping about nailing peoples grandmothers in their driveways and such. The Summer of Ping is when my post count went way up starting the July 4 weekend with all the meltdowns that were occurring and the forum was sliding to ****. Then I found out that Ripster and \KL are the same person, (like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie) and it was all good after that.

OOOH! My post count just went up by +1

No no - ripster and itlnstln are the same person. KL is an entirely different entity. A lot nicer and funnier.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #11 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 13:05:44 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;492590

No no - ripster and itlnstln are the same person. KL is an entirely different entity. A lot nicer and funnier.

If you say so, Ripster. I mean \KL, I mean Itlnstln, I mean....

keyboardlover · « **Reply #12 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 13:10:49 »

Quote from: input nirvana;492636

If you say so, Ripster. I mean \KL, I mean Itlnstln, I mean....

Maybe the 4 of us can go to a strip club sometime and I'll PROVE it to you.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #13 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 13:27:41 »

Quote from: ripster;492653

Hah.

KL - **** you and your momma.

This is a Ripster thread. Get your **** out of it.

The 5 of us?

EDIT---- Note the little tasty 'add' in the quote...new and exciting stuff...

itlnstln · « **Reply #14 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 13:27:50 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;492639

Maybe the 4 of us can go to a strip club sometime and I'll PROVE it to you.

You'll be the one waiting in the car.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #15 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 13:30:29 »

Quote from: itlnstln;492655

You'll be the one waiting in the car.

Ruff!

keyboardlover · « **Reply #16 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 13:31:52 »

Forced retirement! Forced retirement!

Forced retirement at 10,000 posts!

Quote from: itlnstln;492655

You'll be the one waiting in the car.

See! That's something ripster would say! (Something not funny).

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #17 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 14:10:54 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;492659

Forced retirement! Forced retirement!

Forced retirement at 10,000 posts!

See! That's something ripster would say! (Something not funny).

It's kinda funny.

I've waited in the car before.

itlnstln · « **Reply #18 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 14:14:08 »

It's not funny...

when you're waiting in the car.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #19 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 14:15:12 »

Let me guess - the bouncer kicked you out.

Ripster needs forced retirement - like JoePa. His career is waning.

Plus you know he's over the hill since he's always complaining about young people.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #20 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 14:43:17 »

Quote from: keyboardlover;492696

Let me guess - the bouncer kicked you out.

Ripster needs forced retirement - like JoePa. His career is waning.

Plus you know he's over the hill since he's always complaining about young people.

I've been removed on more than one occasion. For lots of reasons:

Too tipsy.
Spent too much money. (thousands, and it was getting people riled up, performers and patrons alike)
Too popular.
By mistake.
Jealousy by a couple employees about some of the girls. (I can be VERY cats meow at times)

keyboardlover · « **Reply #21 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 14:50:38 »

Yes! I was right!

Forced retirement!

itlnstln · « **Reply #22 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 14:52:20 »

Quote from: input nirvana;492728

Spent too much money. (thousands, and it was getting people riled up, performers and patrons alike)

Damn. You're a baller.

While I do enjoy the scenery and a little personal attention, I don't blow the bonus.

mmmty · « **Reply #23 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 14:52:40 »

too grabby :nono:

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #24 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 14:57:16 »

Quote from: itlnstln;492739

Damn. You're a baller.

While I do enjoy the scenery and a little personal attention, I don't blow the bonus.

Nah, no bonus blowing here, it's all affordable and has negligible impact on the bottom line. I know that sounds full of ****, but I don't generate income at a steady, predictable rate. It's more of a "How much do we want? BAM! This is our bill."

Other than that, it's not even about the place, people, scenery, it's about you and how you feel. The strip club is just one of many, many stops on this ride, and it certainly isn't the best, not by a long shot.

Texas has some of the best clubs in the country. I should know

P.S.- And, I'm just a fun person.

itlnstln · « **Reply #25 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 15:19:54 »

I've been to several and never really got into the whole thing, even "the back room," VIP, etc. I don't think that I can get anything there that I can get for free (with better quality) elsewhere.

I have seen three major types there:

1.) Men who couldn't get laid if they tried

2.) Men with a weird penchant for belittling women in their own twisted way (face it, buddy, all that ass-shaking just took ownership of your paycheck, not the other way around)

3.) Strip club = **** house (which hardly ever works out)

When I have gone, I was a little more interested in the women in attendance more so than the strippers.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #26 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 15:29:52 »

Quote from: itlnstln;492759

I've been to several and never really got into the whole thing, even "the back room," VIP, etc. I don't think that I can get anything there that I can get for free (with better quality) elsewhere.

I have seen three major types there:

1.) Men who couldn't get laid if they tried

2.) Men with a weird penchant for belittling women in their own twisted way (face it, buddy, all that ass-shaking just took ownership of your paycheck, not the other way around)

3.) Strip club = **** house (which hardly ever works out)

When I have gone, I was a little more interested in the women in attendance more so than the strippers.

Strip clubs are entertainment with friends for drinks and tunes, a few cute girls are icing on the cake. Again, it's not so much about the place or the people as it is about yourself. Strip bars are pretty low on the list, but they are on the list. Have had some great times and some not-so-great times. Strippers are NOT the show stealers by any means. I've been more of a show at clubs than the show. lol

itlnstln · « **Reply #27 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 15:47:18 »

Quote from: input nirvana;492767

Strip clubs are entertainment with friends for drinks and tunes, a few cute girls are icing on the cake. Again, it's not so much about the place or the people as it is about yourself. Strip bars are pretty low on the list, but they are on the list. Have had some great times and some not-so-great times. Strippers are NOT the show stealers by any means. I've been more of a show at clubs than the show. lol

That's a pretty good perspective. I'll remember that next time I get dragged out to one.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #28 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 16:17:54 »

Quote from: itlnstln;492787

That's a pretty good perspective. I'll remember that next time I get dragged out to one.

The important element is that to not actually take strip club seriously. No matter how big of a deal they think they are or try to be.

Internetlad · « **Reply #29 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 16:52:39 »

this thread is now about strip clubs.

EDIT: 275 Here we come!

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #30 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 21:26:10 »

Back to Ripster....

riggs · « **Reply #31 on:** Tue, 17 January 2012, 22:02:28 »

49,999 posts! 1 more

woody · « **Reply #32 on:** Wed, 18 January 2012, 08:10:34 »

Quote from: Internetlad;492842

this thread is now about strip clubs.

Nearest is about 200 meters from me.

Ekaros · « **Reply #33 on:** Wed, 18 January 2012, 09:40:05 »

I got to get 2k some time don't I?

++postcount

Ekaros · « **Reply #34 on:** Wed, 18 January 2012, 14:13:16 »

Maybe we need to understand it, it doesn't have anything else to do in life so it just posts here. Which is kinda sad isn't it?

Malphas · « **Reply #35 on:** Wed, 18 January 2012, 14:27:38 »

Stripclubs are filled with ropey old tarts.

instantkamera · « **Reply #36 on:** Wed, 18 January 2012, 14:45:04 »

good god, man. Put down the keyboard...

itlnstln · « **Reply #37 on:** Wed, 18 January 2012, 14:45:44 »

Quote from: woody;493316

Nearest is about 200 meters from me.

I have one in my bedroom.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #38 on:** Wed, 18 January 2012, 16:16:35 »

You in front of the mirror doesn't count.

woody · « **Reply #39 on:** Wed, 18 January 2012, 16:29:08 »

Quote from: itlnstln;493508

I have one in my bedroom.

I mean the classic ones where you pay small amounts of cash, compared to that "free" one in the bedroom. Most of the strippers are offering more than lap dance, which would be obvious when you see them going to the poles already naked - kind of like live menu.

epicsilas · « **Reply #40 on:** Fri, 20 January 2012, 14:51:49 »

Quote from: ripster;495035

So close.

...and then you'll delete 20 posts.

mmmty · « **Reply #41 on:** Fri, 20 January 2012, 14:56:05 »

refuse to read any more ripster's posts until he gets to 50,000

WhiteFireDragon · « **Reply #42 on:** Fri, 20 January 2012, 16:48:55 »

Hey I don't get it, why is his posts going backwards now? Ripster, you deleting your own posts?

edit: ah nevermind, I just skimmed the thread, yeah looks like he's trolling posts

kaiserreich · « **Reply #43 on:** Fri, 20 January 2012, 22:41:57 »

Deleting his posts in ways that you can never think of before
#1 posts deleter in the World

RiGS · « **Reply #44 on:** Fri, 20 January 2012, 23:35:52 »

He also loves to edit other member's posts in his subforum, especially mine.

Ekaros · « **Reply #45 on:** Sat, 21 January 2012, 02:43:55 »

One reason to vote on troll poll!

slueth · « **Reply #46 on:** Mon, 23 January 2012, 10:12:56 »

jeez finally its over 50k.. about time! Now go for 100k, get on trollin.

mmmty · « **Reply #47 on:** Mon, 23 January 2012, 10:46:00 »

Yea!! Finally...

keyboardlover · « **Reply #48 on:** Mon, 23 January 2012, 13:55:24 »

Yes, I was right!

Forced retirement!!

itlnstln · « **Reply #49 on:** Mon, 23 January 2012, 14:02:58 »

If by "forced" you mean "voluntary and self-imposed" and "probably not going to happen."

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Author Topic: Ripster 50,000 posts... (Read 3163 times)

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