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Congrats Santa Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson Claus, your hacker is going to jail for 10 years:
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/12/man-who-hacked-scarlett-johanssons-e-mail-sentenced-to-10-years/

I guess now we'll never see your private KMAC photos though  :(
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 10:52:17 »
AWWWWWWWWWW :(

Private viewing activated  :p :p :p
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 10:55:41 »
Congrats Santa Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson Claus, your hacker is going to jail for 10 years:
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/12/man-who-hacked-scarlett-johanssons-e-mail-sentenced-to-10-years/

I guess now we'll never see your private KMAC photos though  :(

But we already saw them.

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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 10:56:13 »
Send them abroad then! Mwahah!

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Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:40:05 »
JUSTICE!!!
If anyone needs my sexy photos, they only need to ask ;)

But if you don't, you go to jail!! Can't steal my body private pics!

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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:41:19 »
I'll rather look at the Deck advert, thank you very much for your generous offer :p :p
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:42:29 »
Good job copyrighting those pictures, btw.

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Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:47:58 »
I'm going to take even sexier photos, with keyboards, and put them in a book.

'Keyboards as clothing' is the title.

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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 11:58:24 »
^^^
best idea i've heard all day
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:08:51 »
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:18:30 »
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO ANSI enter.
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:21:28 »
Ugh ISO...no thanks

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« Reply #12 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:22:46 »
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO enter.

wouldn't a windowed Cherry key from a G80-2100 be more fitting than an ISO enter?
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 12:23:36 »
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO enter.

wouldn't a windowed Cherry key from a G80-2100 be more fitting than an ISO enter?

Don't want to show off too much now! Maybe for the after hours private session.

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Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 15:15:08 »
Well I watched IronMan2 last night and I gotta say YOU were lookin' damn sexy in that tight black little number you had on. I am however happy for you that your hacker was caught, but I feel I owe him a BIG "thank you" for what he did for us all.
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 17:58:44 »
I thought it was Avengers she wore that in...?

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« Reply #16 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 18:01:00 »
^ probably both. Haven't seen avengers yet.
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 18:59:23 »
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO ANSI enter.

Wow, the $250 escs? How extravagant! :p :p :p

P.S I will send your GH cap together with the GH stickers, Cherry stickers going out today or tmr, better not wait
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 19:05:58 »
Scantily-clad with a keypad and overdressed with a 104??? :p :p

Don't you know it!

And for the really adventurous pics, nothing but two red escapes and an ISO ANSI enter.

Wow, the $250 escs? How extravagant! :p :p :p

P.S I will send your GH cap together with the GH stickers, Cherry stickers going out today or tmr, better not wait

Mmmmk sounds good!

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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #19 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:14:34 »
Yea!!! :)) :)) :))
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Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #20 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:34:40 »
Looks like I'm getting a new GH cap!!
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #21 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:37:17 »
This guy.. really took one for the team.

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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #22 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:39:49 »
WAIT....  Halverson is Scarlett Johansson??? :eek:
« Last Edit: Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:45:45 by TheQsanity »
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #23 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:49:40 »
WAIT....  Halverson is Scarlett Johansson??? :eek:

Get it right....   Santa Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson Claus
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« Reply #24 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 20:52:04 »
WAIT....  Halverson is Scarlett Johansson??? :eek:

Get it right....   Santa Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson Claus

I am so many things, it's quite amazing I manage to get anything done in a day!

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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #25 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:00:09 »
Wait! I can't tell if this is trolling or not...  :confused:
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #26 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:01:58 »
LOL this thread :D
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #27 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:03:05 »
Wait! I can't tell if this is trolling or not...  :confused:

Of all the things I am, a troll is not one of them!

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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #28 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:07:35 »
Oh hello, Miss Scarlett, very nice to meet you! Out of all the things, who knew a celebrity would be into keyboards! I am very starstrucked.
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #29 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:11:01 »
And has a KMAC LE!
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« Reply #30 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:12:08 »
And has a KMAC LE!

That came with the very limited edition 'bring your kid to work day' plate. It's mounted on my wall above my bed.

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« Reply #31 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:15:43 »
You mean 'imprint a nice keypad on your child's face plate' hahaha :p :p
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« Reply #32 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:16:12 »
Dafaq? Is this old news? How do you all know?
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« Reply #33 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:18:03 »
You mean 'imprint a nice keypad on your child's face plate' hahaha :p :p
lolll

Dafaq? Is this old news? How do you all know?

The Kmac plate I made a thread!

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« Reply #34 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:21:04 »
Link? I am sooooo lost...
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« Reply #35 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:21:29 »
Yeap, the thread....... Shocked the world  :p  :p
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #36 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:23:44 »
Link? I am sooooo lost...

Yeaaa.
Nothing going on really. For real. It's gone full circle into talking about a KMAC plate. Nothing new.

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« Reply #37 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:25:37 »
Is there some pic with you and a KMAC or something?
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Re: Congrats Scarlett GIRLSHARK WIZBRO Johansson, your hacker is going to jail
« Reply #38 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:28:44 »
Is there some pic with you and a KMAC or something?

No no. This is just a joke Flynn made, and then Shad brought up me owning a kmac...and yeaaa here we are.

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« Reply #39 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:32:27 »
Wait, okay Halverson. I need to hear it from you clearly. You are or not Scarrlett Johansson?
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« Reply #40 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:34:50 »
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« Reply #41 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:39:35 »
Wait, okay Halverson. I need to hear it from you clearly. You are or not Scarrlett Johansson?

You take the fun out of everything! Gotta make me do this eh!

No, I am not.

The nickname is a result of something someone said awhile back.

Sorry to disappoint

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« Reply #42 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:41:58 »
And you said you were no troll...   >:D

I was very confused when I saw, because I always thought that Shark-boy suit not a Shark-girl. Is it supposed to be a boy or girl?
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« Reply #43 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:45:05 »
And you said you were no troll...  >:D

Well I'm not a troll, but I didn't say I was Scarlett :p

Honestly I thought you were joking!

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« Reply #44 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:48:01 »
GOSH! Inside jokes!
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« Reply #45 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:49:45 »
GOSH! Inside jokes!

Except the KMAC plate that was brought up. I made a thread on it.

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« Reply #46 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:53:22 »
He transcends gender. He/she is a boy/girl.  You need a theme song Halverson. Something along the lines of Spider-Man
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« Reply #47 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:54:01 »
Scarlett man, Scarlett man
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« Reply #48 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 21:54:34 »
YAY!  :p :p

Inside jokes ftw! ;D
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« Reply #49 on: Tue, 18 December 2012, 22:03:58 »
Scarlett man, Scarlett man

Does whatever a WIZBRO GIRLSHARK can!