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[FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:13:44 »
IT'S GONE GO AWAY IT'S SOLD NOT AVAILABLE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THIS THREAD WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE WHY HAVEN'T YOU ENDED YOUR LIFE YET FOR NOT BEING INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO PURCHASE THIS "BARNYARD BERNARD" WHILE IT WAS STILL AVAILABLE, YOU SUCK.  CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE EXACTLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD.



Part 1 of Pink Fluffy Bunny's F' the World Clack Sale, more to come later.

FOR SALE!  THE RARE, LIMITED, EXOTIC, AND EXQUISITE "BARNYARD BERNARD" KEY-CAP!  DESIGNED TO MATE WITH IBM BUCKLING SPRING TECHNOLOGY™, THIS VIRILE SKULL CHAMPION WILL PRODUCE MANY VIABLE OFFSPRING.  NEVER USED, THIS BLOSSOMING VIRGIN HAS LONG YEARNED TO BE DEFILED BY YOUR LECHEROUS TOUCH, SO OPEN YOUR WALLETS AND DARK HEARTS TO THE SEEDY TEMPTATION OF THIS SAUCY, SASSY CLICK-CLACK KEY.

ONLY CELERON $333.33A DOLLARS!

NOW ONLY CELERON $323.33A DOLLARS THANKS STH FOR THE DISCOUNT!!!

NOW ONLY $200 UNITED STATES DOLLARS OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!!

PRICES SLASHED!  IT'S ONLY $149.99!!!!!!! (domestic, plus shipping international)

NUH UH NOT THAT PRICE EITHER BUT I AIN'T TELLIN' WHAT










If no one wants to pony up $333.33 beloved Celeron dollars, I suppose I'll have to lower the price at some point.  Act now!  Yeah, I'm really selling this, feel free to harass me about it. =))=)00=)0=+))0==)0+))
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:14:58 »
How about a log cabin?
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:19:57 »
weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:22:20 »
weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?

Me?
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:22:39 »
asking price is $333? 

WTH celeron dollars are?
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:27:14 »
asking price is $333? 

WTH celeron dollars are?

Don't strain your brain on it too much.  He likes to **** with people.

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:30:47 »
weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?

damn i must have missed the day someone invented a magical ray which allows us to assess the emotional state of others via the internet using forum posts as input

lowering the price 10 celeron dollars in celebration

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 19:39:16 »
weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?

I don't think we need a magical ray to discern his rage all over the forums about it.

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 20:03:02 »
weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?

I don't think we need a magical ray to discern his rage all over the forums about it.

yeah, you can just pretend that someone was "upset" or "raging," adherent only to the delusional products of your own misinterpretation of circumstances, instead of actually being correct and not out of touch with reality.

you're mad, bro!  hey, can i get some more memetic, neologistic argumentative constructs up in here?  ya'll ragin'!

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 20:16:20 »
weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?

I don't think we need a magical ray to discern his rage all over the forums about it.

yeah, you can just pretend that someone was "upset" or "raging," adherent only to the delusional products of your own misinterpretation of circumstances, instead of actually being correct and not out of touch with reality.

you're mad, bro!  hey, can i get some more memetic, neologistic argumentative constructs up in here?  ya'll ragin'!

Clearly 'the man' is out to get you. It's a conspiracy against you, you are THAT important.

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 20:29:55 »
weren't you the one who was really upset about missing out on the hack orange sale and how much you really wanted that key?

I don't think we need a magical ray to discern his rage all over the forums about it.

yeah, you can just pretend that someone was "upset" or "raging," adherent only to the delusional products of your own misinterpretation of circumstances, instead of actually being correct and not out of touch with reality.

you're mad, bro!  hey, can i get some more memetic, neologistic argumentative constructs up in here?  ya'll ragin'!

Clearly 'the man' is out to get you. It's a conspiracy against you, you are THAT important.

no one said anything about "the man," being out to get me, conspiracies, or being that important.  i was spot on about the delusional bit, i guess.

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 20:34:13 »
Do we need to dig up those old posts again?

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 17 February 2013, 20:37:55 »
Do we need to dig up those old posts again?

go for it and feel free to relive my devastating final post which caused the thread to be closed :)):):)

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 07:43:36 »
morning price drop

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 08:42:40 »
So it's gotta be asked and I'm amazed it hasn't been already...   What does your mom have to do with this?
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 09:15:05 »
You are not paranoid if they really are out to get you.
The president also asked McGahn in the meeting why he had told the Special Counsel’s Office investigators that the President had told him to have the Special Counsel removed. McGahn responded that he had to, and that his conversations with the President were not protected by attorney–client privilege.
The President then asked, “What about these notes? Why do you take notes? Lawyers don’t take notes. I have never had a lawyer who took notes.” McGahn responded that he keeps notes because he is a “real lawyer” and explained that notes create a record and are not a bad thing. The President said, “I’ve had a lot of great lawyers, like Roy Cohn. He did not take notes.”
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 13:22:02 »
huh?
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 13:28:57 »
entertaining any serious offers

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 15:02:42 »
precarious are you the 1st owner?
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 15:11:07 »
precarious are you the 1st owner?

Pretty sure he is. You can see the aforementioned thread here:

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=36206.0

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #20 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 15:22:00 »
inb4 eeeew that Rogue/ Voodoo collabo beer :cool:



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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #22 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 16:59:32 »
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #23 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 17:11:47 »
ಠ_ಠ

yeah i felt that way when john petrozzi of the westerville police department was illegally searching my underage person in 2001 and 2002 my senior year of high school in violation of these "rights" i have heard so much of but unfortunately we can't all get what we want (*what is supposedly guaranteed to us by the "laws" of this nation)

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #24 on: Mon, 18 February 2013, 19:21:40 »
Someday someone is going to ask us why we did nothing, even after seeing all the signs.  If only you had spoken up.... could have saved all those children...

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #25 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 15:48:11 »
i have never laughed so loud as going back over the history of these threads, yes I am new here but de-hinged (or missing some keycaps) comes to mind.

I must say every forum has one or two folks who like to garner response in this method, whatever rocks ones individual boat - its a big and lonely world out there and sometimes a virtual hug (even if negative in nature) helps.  Best not to feed the beast** in my personal opinion, unless its amusing.

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #26 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 17:27:08 »
precarious are you the 1st owner?

Pretty sure he is. You can see the aforementioned thread here:

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=36206.0

that thread... it's like i'm back on /g/

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #27 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 19:04:36 »
I would cop this, but I need to to drop money on car maintenance :(
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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #28 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 22:07:38 »
Someday someone is going to ask us why we did nothing, even after seeing all the signs.  If only you had spoken up.... could have saved all those children...

but i was hungry

I would cop this, but I need to to drop money on car maintenance :(

just spent 1173 after spending ~1200 a month ago hell yeah motor vehicles

i have never laughed so loud as going back over the history of these threads, yes I am new here but de-hinged (or missing some keycaps) comes to mind.

I must say every forum has one or two folks who like to garner response in this method, whatever rocks ones individual boat - its a big and lonely world out there and sometimes a virtual hug (even if negative in nature) helps.  Best not to feed the beast** in my personal opinion, unless its amusing.

***note loss of fingers may occur.

if you're suggesting i'm missing a few keycaps by being one of the fastest typists to have ever lived and also having made perfect sense (see my final post in the previously linked thread) then you're actually creating a wormhole out of your own insanity and forming a mirror in which you see YOUR OWN REFLECTION YOU CRAZY INSANO WEIRDY MCFREAKER

but yeah, like you said:  some people make the world interesting.  some people just fill it up with commodities and human debris.

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #29 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 22:27:53 »
Is this Hack Orange or Red?

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Re: [FS] Buckling Spring Clack
« Reply #30 on: Tue, 19 February 2013, 22:40:30 »
Is this Hack Orange or Red?

hack orange, not the best picture but i guess i hoped it looked orange enough ;)