You ask for something else, you get something else, and you just go back to Vespbro. 
You need to show more legs

but don't... I can already tell you have nice long legs.. unlike my over muscular and thick legs.. DAMN YOU GENETICS!
so fratty... 
I'm DEFINITELY NOT fratty

I just like to wear nice clothes

Why thank you. That means a lot coming from someone who feels confident enough to basically wear his boxers in public on a regular basis. 
As for the beard:
1) How would we know you can't grow a beard, as we've never seen your face? 
2) Thanks. I enjoy the beard. 
Trust me... even if I grew mine out.. it'd end up looking like a fu man chu because it's so damn thin.. and even then, it'd take 6 months to grow

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Chubbies and Sperrys MY BOYYYY
YUSS <3 Dood, those Sperry Gold Cups are so freaking comfortable because of the deer skin lining on the inside. Worth every penny.