My body is ready, Clickclack. My education and girlfriend, however, are not. RIP.
Seriously, my girlfriend HATES Clackvent.  
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What did Clackvent ever do to her? 
it took him away from her
>"babe you wanna get a movie and eat in tonight?" 
>*staring at phone*
>"babe?" 
>"oh sorry just had to check something" 
later that evening >"it's 3:30am, what the hell are you doing?" 
>"nothing...just have to check something" 
later that weekend... >"it was my birthday yesterday and you didn't do anything..." 
>"Nooooo, I missed it again!!!!!"
>"I know you missed it last year too...." 
>"What? Oh no, I wasn't talking about your birthday. WHY CLACK WHYY?"