Clack Therapy

[rurushu]

Was anxiously going out for lunch while gripping my phone, whenever I "feel" there is a vibration, I checked my phone...
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*False alarm #1* 
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*False alarm #2* 
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*False alarm #3* 
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Just when it reaches my turn to order my food..... *this time for real* 
Scrambled to just post in CV without giving a flying **** what the hawker asked me about my food...




PS: what does Clackman has to deal with that has to have such amount of Ruck?

via Imgflip Meme Maker

[sleepy916]

All tapatalk does now is alert me of my most recent failure. 😞

[Belfong]

All tapatalk does now is alert me of my most recent failure.

Yeah, CC's practice of opening it for mere seconds works for those who are truly dedicated to watching the thread (pee, poo, thirst and hunger be damned). One literally have to be glued to the PC to catch that 0.1 milliseconds opening, unless one is Luke Skywalker - "stay on target". This is one super difficult Clackvent. I'm losing lots of energy already.

[sleepy916]

All tapatalk does now is alert me of my most recent failure.

Yeah, CC's practice of opening it for mere seconds works for those who are truly dedicated to watching the thread (pee, poo, thirst and hunger be damned). One literally have to be glued to the PC to catch that 0.1 milliseconds opening, unless one is Luke Skywalker - "stay on target". This is one super difficult Clackvent. I'm losing lots of energy already.

Seems like getting into the orgy is not in my future.  )

[Diokhan]

I got in via taptalk he posted up front this time, so I could prepare

[calavera]

That EXACT moment when I'm in the bathroom (aka WIFI blackhole) CC decides to open thread for a millisecond. lol

[atlas3686]

All tapatalk does now is alert me of my most recent failure.

Yeah, CC's practice of opening it for mere seconds works for those who are truly dedicated to watching the thread (pee, poo, thirst and hunger be damned). One literally have to be glued to the PC to catch that 0.1 milliseconds opening, unless one is Luke Skywalker - "stay on target". This is one super difficult Clackvent. I'm losing lots of energy already.

Seems like getting into the orgy is not in my future.  )

Trying to accept this fact as well, woke up to my phone buzzing and tried to get it but just missed it.

[heedpantsnow]

Foiled again.

[Bevo]

I'm glad they've been RnG lately

[rowdy]

Didn't even see the Tapatalk notifications this time.

[romevi]

Tapatalk has been weird lately. If it's not working normally, it has a delay with notifications or it'll notify me of my own comments.

[FLFisherman]

Tapatalk has been weird lately. If it's not working normally, it has a delay with notifications or it'll notify me of my own comments.

It's trying to sabotage you.

[rurushu]

Tapatalk has been weird lately. If it's not working normally, it has a delay with notifications or it'll notify me of my own comments.

It's trying to sabotage you.

Signs of rise of Terminator?!

[Air tree]

Internet was too ****e last night and I just gave up because loading a page took 10 seconds at one point.


just one more day of this ****ty internet. Halp.

[rurushu]

Internet was too ****e last night and I just gave up because loading a page took 10 seconds at one point.


just one more day of this ****ty internet. Halp.

what happened to your internet?

[HoffmanMyster]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

[nickheller]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

[HoffmanMyster]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

:O





brb

[kinglukas38]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

:O





brb

Good thing I live in Canada

[nickheller]

I posted in murdered. I did not think this through. Hoff pls be gentle

[tchevass]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

:O





brb

Good thing I live in Canada

Im here for you

[HoffmanMyster]

I posted in murdered. I did not think this through. Hoff pls be gentle

Hoff always be gentle

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[kinglukas38]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

:O





brb

Good thing I live in Canada

Im here for you

Can I choose the way I go?  Just drown me in maple syrup

[Air tree]

Internet was too ****e last night and I just gave up because loading a page took 10 seconds at one point.


just one more day of this ****ty internet. Halp.

what happened to your internet?

staying with some extended family and their internet is almost dial-up grade.

[HoffmanMyster]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

:O





brb

Good thing I live in Canada

Im here for you

Can I choose the way I go?  Just drown me in maple syrup

Dude, are you kidding?  That's a massive waste of maple syrup...

[kinglukas38]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

:O





brb

Good thing I live in Canada

Im here for you

Can I choose the way I go?  Just drown me in maple syrup

Dude, are you kidding?  That's a massive waste of maple syrup...

Grows on trees up here  )

[HoffmanMyster]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

:O





brb

Good thing I live in Canada

Im here for you

Can I choose the way I go?  Just drown me in maple syrup

Dude, are you kidding?  That's a massive waste of maple syrup...

Grows on trees up here  )

Here too!    But still!  I love me some maple syrup, no way I'm going to drown someone in the stuff.  D:

[kinglukas38]

Did Clackman announce the winner(s) of the Murder day yet?

I thought the rule was you had to murder all the other posters... then you win

:O





brb

Good thing I live in Canada

Im here for you

Can I choose the way I go?  Just drown me in maple syrup

Dude, are you kidding?  That's a massive waste of maple syrup...

Grows on trees up here  )

Here too!    But still!  I love me some maple syrup, no way I'm going to drown someone in the stuff.  D:

My second choice is nutella 

[Belfong]

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[HoffmanMyster]

MFW I accidentally stumble on an open Clackvent thread.  )

[iamtootallforthis]

MFW I accidentally stumble on an open Clackvent thread.  )

Yeah really

[Lurch]

but

[romevi]

DreamMagine wtf!

[iamtootallforthis]

Damn multiple entries from people who are disqualified based on rule 0.

[romevi]

Damn multiple entries from people who are disqualified based on rule 0.

Eh?

[iamtootallforthis]

Damn multiple entries from people who are disqualified based on rule 0.

Eh?

People who aren't registered before 12/1/15

[DreaMagine]

Was bored at work, so I just started mindlessly refreshing reply topic page, and it opened! Still probably won't get it though, must pray to RNGods..

[iamtootallforthis]

Was bored at work, so I just started mindlessly refreshing reply topic page, and it opened! Still probably won't get it though, must pray to RNGods..

There is always a chance and with people who posted multiple times and those who are qualified the chances are even better.

[DreaMagine]

There is always a chance and with people who posted multiple times and those who are qualified the chances are even better.

See this is something that I don't think Clack really explained. Is it allowed to post more than once in these random chosen winner ones? Because some people have posted many times if the thread is open long enough, which would increase their chances, but I don't know what Clack would think of that :/

[HoffmanMyster]

some people have posted many times if the thread is open long enough, which would increase their chances

No.  Clackman would either throw out all or all but one of their posts.  He's not going to let people game the system like that.

Unless, of course, by my posting this, he does it just to spite me and make me wrong.  -_-

[suicidal_orange]

Decided to shower before coming online, shouldn't have

[thatsmrdoctortoyou]

Of course I'm on a client call when I get the notification...  -_-






stupid clients....

[romevi]

some people have posted many times if the thread is open long enough, which would increase their chances

No.  Clackman would either throw out all or all but one of their posts.  He's not going to let people game the system like that.

Unless, of course, by my posting this, he does it just to spite me and make me wrong.  -_-

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Clack would count just one.

[nubbinator]

Clackman trying to soak up all the luck.  Good luck Clack.

some people have posted many times if the thread is open long enough, which would increase their chances

No.  Clackman would either throw out all or all but one of their posts.  He's not going to let people game the system like that.

Unless, of course, by my posting this, he does it just to spite me and make me wrong.  -_-

Just you watch, the next one will be first one to post a pic of a crying Hoff wins (Hoff auto dqed).

[absyrd]

Less new contests, more old winners.

[HoffmanMyster]

some people have posted many times if the thread is open long enough, which would increase their chances

No.  Clackman would either throw out all or all but one of their posts.  He's not going to let people game the system like that.

Unless, of course, by my posting this, he does it just to spite me and make me wrong.  -_-

Just you watch, the next one will be first one to post a pic of a crying Hoff wins (Hoff auto dqed).

pls don't post the one you took after our first time together 

[rowdy]

Mr Clackman doth mock me.

6:16am Rowdy starts closing apps in preparation to put computer to sleep at 6:17am (prior to performing ablutions).

6:16:18am Mr Clackman posts in, and opens, Clackvent thread.

6:16:??am Rowdy receives Tapatalk notification.

6:17:??am Rowdy struggles with stone age computer to open web browser.

6:17:??am Rowdy struggles with third world internet connection to open Clackvent thread.

6:17:11am Mr Clackman locks Clackvent thread.

6:17:??am Rowdy finally visits locked thread.

gg

[thatsmrdoctortoyou]

Mr Clackman doth mock me.

6:16am Rowdy starts closing apps in preparation to put computer to sleep at 6:17am (prior to performing ablutions).

6:16:18am Mr Clackman posts in, and opens, Clackvent thread.

6:16:??am Rowdy receives Tapatalk notification.

6:17:??am Rowdy struggles with stone age computer to open web browser.

6:17:??am Rowdy struggles with third world internet connection to open Clackvent thread.

6:17:11am Mr Clackman locks Clackvent thread.

6:17:??am Rowdy finally visits locked thread.

gg

Wow and I thought I was pretty quick to the draw...

I need to step up my game... 

[R1N3]

[Belfong]

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This is so sad, it's not even funny. Woke up by Tapatalk at 4.17am and in my daze, grabbed the phone and hey, I managed to get in!!!!

Woke up and realise it was accidentally posted to Therapy thread!