Clack Therapy

[swimmingbird]

I was F5'ing and was able to catch it but boy was I wrong when I thought that I didn't need a mouse, as the damn company laptop's touchpad just couldn't get me to the Reply button fast enough with the constant scrolling of new posts being made.  I've never witnessed the madness that is Clackvent firsthand before but I at least almost got in this time, now I just gotta be 10 seconds faster next time!

vimium is what you need

[btctopre]

asdfjkl36 and i technically tied for 6th post after hoffmanclackster, so i'll go ahead and collect my winnings now 

[appleonama]

Don't go to school kids you'll miss the clacks

[asdfjkl36]

Still trying to optimize Tapatalk on my iPhone. When everyone posts there's an endless stream of popups notifying me even though I have the drop down style of notifications enabled in settings.

Yup. Dont know why it does that. On my old phone it didnt do that, but that one was also on an older iOS so that might have been the key.

[whmeltonjr]

Still trying to optimize Tapatalk on my iPhone. When everyone posts there's an endless stream of popups notifying me even though I have the drop down style of notifications enabled in settings.

Yup. Dont know why it does that. On my old phone it didnt do that, but that one was also on an older iOS so that might have been the key.

What is your notification set to? Banners or Alerts?

[appleonama]

Still trying to optimize Tapatalk on my iPhone. When everyone posts there's an endless stream of popups notifying me even though I have the drop down style of notifications enabled in settings.

Yup. Dont know why it does that. On my old phone it didnt do that, but that one was also on an older iOS so that might have been the key.

What is your notification set to? Banners or Alerts?

My iPhone freezes on both rip. Need to delete some stuff or kill some apps

[Waateva]

I was F5'ing and was able to catch it but boy was I wrong when I thought that I didn't need a mouse, as the damn company laptop's touchpad just couldn't get me to the Reply button fast enough with the constant scrolling of new posts being made.  I've never witnessed the madness that is Clackvent firsthand before but I at least almost got in this time, now I just gotta be 10 seconds faster next time!

vimium is what you need

Thanks fellow Plissken, but I thought you were dead?

[asdfjkl36]

Still trying to optimize Tapatalk on my iPhone. When everyone posts there's an endless stream of popups notifying me even though I have the drop down style of notifications enabled in settings.

Yup. Dont know why it does that. On my old phone it didnt do that, but that one was also on an older iOS so that might have been the key.

What is your notification set to? Banners or Alerts?

Banners.

I never use Alerts on anything since they're so annoying lol.

[swimmingbird]

I was F5'ing and was able to catch it but boy was I wrong when I thought that I didn't need a mouse, as the damn company laptop's touchpad just couldn't get me to the Reply button fast enough with the constant scrolling of new posts being made.  I've never witnessed the madness that is Clackvent firsthand before but I at least almost got in this time, now I just gotta be 10 seconds faster next time!

vimium is what you need

Thanks fellow Plissken, but I thought you were dead?

[heedpantsnow]

Still trying to optimize Tapatalk on my iPhone. When everyone posts there's an endless stream of popups notifying me even though I have the drop down style of notifications enabled in settings.

Yup. Dont know why it does that. On my old phone it didnt do that, but that one was also on an older iOS so that might have been the key.

What is your notification set to? Banners or Alerts?

Banners.

I never use Alerts on anything since they're so annoying lol.

I have set to banners too. But freaking alerts paralyze Tapatalk during Clackvent. Didn't work that way last year but like you said both Tapatalk and iOS have changed versions since then.

[DreaMagine]

I should have re-read the winner rules, thought it was just the sixth poster after unlocking ..

[theteam]

grats asdfjkl36

[naasfu]

two chicken dinners!  congrats

edit:  wait, no three chickens, whoa.

[dohbot]

Wowoow congrats all!

[FLFisherman]

Wowoow congrats all!

So many winners this time. Really feels like ClackVent is revving up!

[VesperSAINT]

Congrats to all winners!

Ma baes theteam and asdfjkl36 <3

asdjfkl ~ i was one second before you (one post before) ~ *teamwork*

[dohbot]

Wowoow congrats all!

So many winners this time. Really feels like ClackVent is revving up!

The more winners the more chances I have. I hope I win closer to the beginning than the end because it will be really nerve wracking otherwise.

[digi]

(*&@#($*&!!! I knew I shouldn't have went to dinner!! Missed ANOTHER ONE!!

[raymogi]

(*&@#($*&!!! I knew I shouldn't have went to dinner!! Missed ANOTHER ONE!!

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[digi]

[nmur]

wow one post off from winning ;~;

grats to the winners!!

[Steezus]

[nubbinator]

You know, the fact that the after Hoff and I rule made it so that three people won actually makes me kind of happy that that was the rule that time.  Cool to see so many people winning.

[asdfjkl36]

I.... I won?

I'll check in a bit. Maybe you guys are pulling a prank on me >.>

[asdfjkl36]

Congrats to all winners!

Ma baes theteam and asdfjkl36 <3

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asdjfkl ~ i was one second before you (one post before) ~ *teamwork*

You guys weren't joking!!!!


Thanks Vesper for the boost

[VesperSAINT]

You guys weren't joking!!!!


Thanks Vesper for the boost

Anything for you, bae <3 HUE~

[nubbinator]

Congrats to all winners!

Ma baes theteam and asdfjkl36 <3

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asdjfkl ~ i was one second before you (one post before) ~ *teamwork*

You guys weren't joking!!!!


Thanks Vesper for the boost

[asdfjkl36]

Congrats to all winners!

Ma baes theteam and asdfjkl36 <3

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asdjfkl ~ i was one second before you (one post before) ~ *teamwork*

You guys weren't joking!!!!


Thanks Vesper for the boost

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A CLACK AND I GET MY OWN PAINT-O-SHOP?!

#blessed

[toxicdrift]

congrats guys! all super lucky buggers, enjoy the custom clacks 

[27]

congrats guys! all super lucky buggers, enjoy the custom clacks 

...

The clack I wonnered is custom?

[theteam]

Congrats to all winners!

Ma baes theteam and asdfjkl36 <3

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asdjfkl ~ i was one second before you (one post before) ~ *teamwork*

ohhh, originally only saw 1 winner. Didn't know I and another person won also

[toxicdrift]

dunno XX7 but i think two people here won custom ones, lol but congrats on winning anyway, slept through one of the sales myself hahaha third world country problems 

[27]

dunno XX7 but i think two people here won custom ones, lol but congrats on winning anyway, slept through one of the sales myself hahaha third world country problems 

I haven't gotten any messages yet, all I know is $50 and topre stem haha.  Nevertheless it's a clack.

[Diokhan]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

[VesperSAINT]

ohhh, originally only saw 1 winner. Didn't know I and another person won also

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[suicidal_orange]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

Last year he did, I missed a couple while at work and got posts in throughout the evening and pre-midnight - I got in about 30 entries over the couple of months and most of the ones in the early hours I wasn't sharp enough to actually post while dozing off watching spy.  He also opened it much later - 1-1:40 as it's been for me so far feels like I could have got in, when it's 4-6am it's easier to accept missing out.

Just enjoy the randomness in this thread, that's what makes Clackvent great.  Getting a cap is a bonus


Congrats to the winners, hope you read the rules and have Topre!

[atlas3686]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

I am sure he will give us internationals a chance soon, keep waking up to tons of clackvent notifications

[Diokhan]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

I am sure he will give us internationals a chance soon, keep waking up to tons of clackvent notifications

Looking forward to it

[FLFisherman]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

I am sure he will give us internationals a chance soon, keep waking up to tons of clackvent notifications

Looking forward to it

I wouldn't hold your breath. Clack usually posts between 7-12 PST. 

[Diokhan]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

I am sure he will give us internationals a chance soon, keep waking up to tons of clackvent notifications

Looking forward to it

I wouldn't hold your breath. Clack usually posts between 7-12 PST. 

Yeah that is what i noticed

[FLFisherman]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

I am sure he will give us internationals a chance soon, keep waking up to tons of clackvent notifications

Looking forward to it

I wouldn't hold your breath. Clack usually posts between 7-12 PST. 

Yeah that is what i noticed

However! Clack has been known to surprise everyone. 

[HoffmanMyster]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

I am sure he will give us internationals a chance soon, keep waking up to tons of clackvent notifications

Looking forward to it

I wouldn't hold your breath. Clack usually posts between 7-12 PST. 

Uhh.  Well, the three times he has posted this year were at those times, yes, but what about last year?  Plenty of posts made at various times of the day/night.

[romevi]

Meh..
Does he ever open the post outside of the 6 hours I sleep herein europe?

I am sure he will give us internationals a chance soon, keep waking up to tons of clackvent notifications

Looking forward to it

I wouldn't hold your breath. Clack usually posts between 7-12 PST. 

Uhh.  Well, the three times he has posted this year were at those times, yes, but what about last year?  Plenty of posts made at various times of the day/night.

Yup. It's been only three days, and we still have plenty of weeks ahead. I'm sure there will be tons of surprises!

[asdfjkl36]

Last year, I remember having my phone go off crazy loud in the middle of the night and I would somehow enter through tapatalk half asleep at 3am.

We have plenty of time to have late night surprise openings.

Some were also say at 11pm and then the next at 2am a few hours later

Clack keeps you on your toes

[sitch]

Anytips for beginner? geekhack email notifications ALWAYS comes late 

[FLFisherman]

Anytips for beginner? geekhack email notifications ALWAYS comes late 

Don't bother with the email notifications. Get Tapatalk and use those notifications. After Clack posts you pretty much have to be on your toes and ready to post in the thread.

[romevi]

Anytips for beginner? geekhack email notifications ALWAYS comes late 

Don't bother with the email notifications. Get Tapatalk and use those notifications. After Clack posts you pretty much have to be on your toes and ready to post in the thread.

The emails have come so far at least twenty minutes late. Thank goodness I have Tapatalk, and then I keep the page open when I'm at my desk.

[meow a cat]

Anytips for beginner? geekhack email notifications ALWAYS comes late 

Don't bother with the email notifications. Get Tapatalk and use those notifications. After Clack posts you pretty much have to be on your toes and ready to post in the thread.

The emails have come so far at least twenty minutes late. Thank goodness I have Tapatalk, and then I keep the page open when I'm at my desk.

Tapatalk has been late for me the last few times. I have it set to instant, but I'm not getting the notifications until a few minutes after. Yesterday's, I didn't get the notification until 8 minutes after. Not sure how to fix it.

[heedpantsnow]

Maybe an Arduino programmed to watch the thread and hooked up to a canine shock collar would be effective.

[FLFisherman]

Maybe an Arduino programmed to watch the thread and hooked up to a canine shock collar would be effective.

Good idea, and then when the cat hisses you'll know that the post has opened up!