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Offline heedpantsnow

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21050 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 10:39:12 »

Maybe an Arduino programmed to watch the thread and hooked up to a canine shock collar would be effective.

Good idea, and then when the cat hisses you'll know that the post has opened up!

I was thinking about putting the shock collar on Hoff. When we see sparks in his beard, we know to post.
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21051 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 10:39:12 »
advice for active participants:
-refresh the reply page. this helps in two ways because it reduces the amount of burden you place on the server to load the full post page, while also helping you because it decreases the amount of steps you need to take to post, and decreases overall load time for you as well (easier to display a small box than a page full of mspaint pics).
-watch spy. it will likely take a **** as we get deeper into the event and the server struggles to deliver full functionality to the overwhelming amount of users, but for now it's good for at least seeing if clack posts/what the day's info is.
-disable post reply notifications. it's almost impossible to participate with this feature left on (but be mindful that you will no longer be notified if someone has posted the same information you're about to reply with on other threads).
-don't listen to first-time cv participants (some of them like to dabble in fake clacks, nice la).

that's really all there is to it. you do that, you'll put yourself in a good position to win (barring some clack ****ery). good luck!

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21052 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 10:40:28 »
goodguy btctopre.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21053 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 10:45:44 »
Maybe an Arduino programmed to watch the thread and hooked up to a canine shock collar would be effective.

Good idea, and then when the cat hisses you'll know that the post has opened up!

I was thinking about putting the shock collar on Hoff. When we see sparks in his beard, we know to post.

This would only be effective if we were in the same room.

Confirmed heed is moving in with me.  ^-^

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21054 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 10:48:16 »
Maybe an Arduino programmed to watch the thread and hooked up to a canine shock collar would be effective.

Good idea, and then when the cat hisses you'll know that the post has opened up!

I was thinking about putting the shock collar on Hoff. When we see sparks in his beard, we know to post.

This would only be effective if we were in the same room.

Confirmed heed is moving in with me.  ^-^

I'll bring the collar ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21055 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:29:17 »
It is happening!

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21056 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:29:36 »
removed.
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21057 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:30:41 »
oh the gnomes

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21058 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:31:27 »

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21059 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:32:03 »
Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21060 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:32:33 »
Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

Good luck!
No saying that it's going to open any time soon..

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21061 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:35:44 »
Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

Good luck!
No saying that it's going to open any time soon..

I don't think Clack can hold it for 5 hours, anytime between now and then would be good :thumb:
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21062 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:35:57 »
:eek:

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21063 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:36:23 »
ahh, T again. Hope it's BS time soon :D

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21064 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:38:26 »
Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

Good luck!
No saying that it's going to open any time soon..

I don't think Clack can hold it for 5 hours, anytime between now and then would be good :thumb:
If clack can always stay hard, even in front of the TSA (or NSA), pretty sure he can avoid the toilet for a measly 6 hours.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21065 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:41:03 »

Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

Good luck!
No saying that it's going to open any time soon..

I don't think Clack can hold it for 5 hours, anytime between now and then would be good :thumb:
If clack can always stay hard, even in front of the TSA (or NSA), pretty sure he can avoid the toilet for a measly 6 hours.

indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21066 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:41:25 »
that's hot.
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21067 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:42:00 »

Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

Good luck!
No saying that it's going to open any time soon..

I don't think Clack can hold it for 5 hours, anytime between now and then would be good :thumb:
If clack can always stay hard, even in front of the TSA (or NSA), pretty sure he can avoid the toilet for a measly 6 hours.

indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

lies

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21068 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:42:19 »
do you want kidney stones? because that's how you get kidney stones.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21069 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:42:23 »
Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

Good luck!
No saying that it's going to open any time soon..

I don't think Clack can hold it for 5 hours, anytime between now and then would be good :thumb:
If clack can always stay hard, even in front of the TSA (or NSA), pretty sure he can avoid the toilet for a measly 6 hours.

indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

You should hydrate more.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21070 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:42:59 »
removed.
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21071 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:44:07 »

Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

Good luck!
No saying that it's going to open any time soon..

I don't think Clack can hold it for 5 hours, anytime between now and then would be good :thumb:
If clack can always stay hard, even in front of the TSA (or NSA), pretty sure he can avoid the toilet for a measly 6 hours.

indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21072 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:44:31 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21073 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:44:58 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee
Go now, you won't miss anything :)

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21074 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:45:22 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

ISN'T THIS WHAT YOU LIKE HOFF?????

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21075 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:45:26 »
the sound of one hand clacking...
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21076 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:46:02 »
Sensible time :D Topre :(  Maybe tomorrow...

Good luck!
No saying that it's going to open any time soon..

I don't think Clack can hold it for 5 hours, anytime between now and then would be good :thumb:
If clack can always stay hard, even in front of the TSA (or NSA), pretty sure he can avoid the toilet for a measly 6 hours.

He could, but he's mentioned it now so his subconcious will start to mess with him amd he'll think he can't...
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21077 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:46:13 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

That happened to me last time...that same minute I went, CC opened it.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21078 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:46:19 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

Who can hold it longer? Hoff or Clack?

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21079 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:47:14 »
do you want kidney stones? because that's how you get kidney stones.
Clack already has kidney stones, SO THERE!
HaaHAA! Jokes on you buddy!
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21080 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:47:23 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

Who can hold it longer? Hoff or Clack?

I think Clack will wait for Hoff to go pee before starting it.

How would Clack know? Gnomes.  :'(

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21081 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:47:29 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

that's why I have a bucket next to my bed during clackvent  :-\

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21082 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:47:55 »

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21083 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:48:09 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

that's why I have a bucket next to my bed during clackvent  :-\

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21084 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:49:47 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

that's why I have a bucket next to my bed during clackvent  :-\

Cartman?

mom...bathroom...BATHROOM!!!

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21085 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:50:11 »
And now I have to pee....and I really should be working on these damn stocks.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21086 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:50:15 »
do you want kidney stones? because that's how you get kidney stones.
Clack already has kidney stones, SO THERE!
HaaHAA! Jokes on you buddy!
errr wait

Hit me up with one your kidney stones. I'll treasure it forever.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21087 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:50:32 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

that's why I have a bucket next to my bed during clackvent  :-\

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21088 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:50:34 »

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21089 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:50:54 »
kidney stone artisans? think of all the blood, piss, and pain that went into those!

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21090 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:51:20 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

That happened to me last time...that same minute I went, CC opened it.

Okay, I'm definitely not going to the bathroom now...

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21091 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:51:34 »
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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21092 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:52:15 »
I've got my paint-o-shop ready

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21093 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:52:53 »
dgneo thank-you! thank-you!

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21094 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:53:07 »
indeed
Clack can hold it for the next 12hrs and 18min.

think...waterfalls...  :-X

Nooooo, I have to peeeeee

That happened to me last time...that same minute I went, CC opened it.

Okay, I'm definitely not going to the bathroom now...

At least don't worry, more likely a UTI than kidney stones...that may come later though. ;)

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21095 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:57:00 »
Guys, can confirm that holding for 12+ hours is no good. Like I was telling the guys on slack, you get stab wound type of pain and afterwards you can never drink another beer without going to the bathroom right away again.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21096 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:57:24 »
HURRY UP CC MY LUNCH IS OVER IN 4 MINUTES!!

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21097 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:57:53 »
HURRY UP CC MY LUNCH IS OVER IN 4 MINUTES!!

Clack confirmed waiting 5 minutes.

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21098 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:58:12 »
HURRY UP CC MY LUNCH IS OVER IN 4 MINUTES!!

Clack confirmed waiting 5 minutes.

:( but probably

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Re: Clack Therapy
« Reply #21099 on: Thu, 03 March 2016, 13:59:08 »
I hope the Gnomes and CC did not drop something like this:



Look! He drank so much beer and yet he sits on the same place for hours!
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