Clack Therapy

[Belfong]

Gotta hit the sack. 'Twas fun! Ciao guys!!!

[naasfu]

Gotta hit the sack. 'Twas fun! Ciao guys!!!

dream the dream of nads!

[Photekq]

LoL, dis guy ^

I'll still be entering. When someone tells me "no" I take it as a challenge.

[suicidal_orange]

Back to mother's day stuff, the only thing I could have won today was a ban.  I'll say it again - maybe tomorrow )

[Sneaky Potato]

Question for you guys, it's probably been answered before. I've been trying at these things for months. How the heck are people so fast with these events? I'm using Tapatalk, and refreshing the thread. But on mobile my Tapatak basically locks up with all the notifications from people posting and I'm unable to post from there, but if I turn off notifications then I have no way of knowing when the thread opens. Any tips? Tissues? A garage that I can park my car in and roll the windows down while it runs?

[FLFisherman]

Question for you guys, it's probably been answered before. I've been trying at these things for months. How the heck are people so fast with these events? I'm using Tapatalk, and refreshing the thread. But on mobile my Tapatak basically locks up with all the notifications from people posting and I'm unable to post from there, but if I turn off notifications then I have no way of knowing when the thread opens. Any tips? Tissues? A garage that I can park my car in and roll the windows down while it runs?

Don't use Tapatalk to post. Use  your computer.

[ika]

Question for you guys, it's probably been answered before. I've been trying at these things for months. How the heck are people so fast with these events? I'm using Tapatalk, and refreshing the thread. But on mobile my Tapatak basically locks up with all the notifications from people posting and I'm unable to post from there, but if I turn off notifications then I have no way of knowing when the thread opens. Any tips? Tissues? A garage that I can park my car in and roll the windows down while it runs?

Don't use Tapatalk to post. Use  your computer.

I posted the third and fifth comments of the last two using Tapatalk.

[Sneaky Potato]

Question for you guys, it's probably been answered before. I've been trying at these things for months. How the heck are people so fast with these events? I'm using Tapatalk, and refreshing the thread. But on mobile my Tapatak basically locks up with all the notifications from people posting and I'm unable to post from there, but if I turn off notifications then I have no way of knowing when the thread opens. Any tips? Tissues? A garage that I can park my car in and roll the windows down while it runs?

Don't use Tapatalk to post. Use  your computer.

I posted the third and fifth comments today using Tapatalk.

Okay good to know. How do you get around the notifications? Mine are basically alerts that require me to press view or cancel, so I can't actually post because I can't get rid of the windows :/

[Fire Brand]

Going to need some group therapy people for being banned from clackvent for 7 days, he picks on me a few days ago saying I couldn't win now this, woah rude :I


;~;

*Fire crys in a corner

**Tear of the goddess fully stacked

[64rky]

there are so many messages and someone has probably fielded this question, but those last two openings, did anyone win or was it just to identify who wouldn't win?

[alexjd99]

there are so many messages and someone has probably fielded this question, but those last two openings, did anyone win or was it just to identify who wouldn't win?

I have a feeling it was just to identify the bots.

Didn't seem to get any bots though  )

[Sneaky Potato]

Going to need some group therapy people for being banned from clackvent for 7 days, he picks on me a few days ago saying I couldn't win now this, woah rude :I


;~;

*Fire crys in a corner

**Tear of the goddess fully stacked

Did you get banned on purpose?

[Fire Brand]

there are so many messages and someone has probably fielded this question, but those last two openings, did anyone win or was it just to identify who wouldn't win?

I have a feeling it was just to identify the bots.

Didn't seem to get any bots though  )

)

Going to need some group therapy people for being banned from clackvent for 7 days, he picks on me a few days ago saying I couldn't win now this, woah rude :I


;~;

*Fire crys in a corner

**Tear of the goddess fully stacked

Did you get banned on purpose?

I'm sure he didn't mean it well hopefully, but if he did I guess so lol

[nubbinator]

I'm sad because I missed out by sleeping, but, on the other hand, I don't think I would have known the answer to any of those since they looked like song lyrics and I suck at that.

photekq, sacrificed himself to the clack gods. RIP.

A great Clackrifice was made by many today.  Let us give thanks for their willingness to go wildly into the dark.

[strict]

Question for you guys, it's probably been answered before. I've been trying at these things for months. How the heck are people so fast with these events? I'm using Tapatalk, and refreshing the thread. But on mobile my Tapatak basically locks up with all the notifications from people posting and I'm unable to post from there, but if I turn off notifications then I have no way of knowing when the thread opens. Any tips? Tissues? A garage that I can park my car in and roll the windows down while it runs?

Two versions of Tapatalk installed really helps, one for posting (Tapatalk Pro) and one for notifications (Tapatalk Free)

[Sneaky Potato]

HEY EVERYBODY, READ THIS

advice for active participants:
-refresh the reply page. this helps in two ways because it reduces the amount of burden you place on the server to load the full post page, while also helping you because it decreases the amount of steps you need to take to post, and decreases overall load time for you as well (easier to display a small box than a page full of mspaint pics).
-watch spy. it will likely take a **** as we get deeper into the event and the server struggles to deliver full functionality to the overwhelming amount of users, but for now it's good for at least seeing if clack posts/what the day's info is.
-disable post reply notifications. it's almost impossible to participate with this feature left on (but be mindful that you will no longer be notified if someone has posted the same information you're about to reply with on other threads).
-don't listen to first-time cv participants (some of them like to dabble in fake clacks, nice la).

that's really all there is to it. you do that, you'll put yourself in a good position to win (barring some clack ****ery). good luck!

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Thanks Hoff. Question on the reply page you linked: what will it show exactly when the thread is unlocked? Just a reply box? Or his newest comment? Half the trouble for me is actually seeing what CC posted so I can get a reply in.

[sleepy916]

I'm sad because I missed out by sleeping, but, on the other hand, I don't think I would have known the answer to any of those since they looked like song lyrics and I suck at that.

photekq, sacrificed himself to the clack gods. RIP.

A great Clackrifice was made by many today.  Let us give thanks for their willingness to go wildly into the dark.

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You knew before it happened...

[naasfu]

i woke up too early for me and couldn't go back to sleep.  but at least now we can all have a productive day, haha.

[calvinhousecat]

Question for you guys, it's probably been answered before. I've been trying at these things for months. How the heck are people so fast with these events? I'm using Tapatalk, and refreshing the thread. But on mobile my Tapatak basically locks up with all the notifications from people posting and I'm unable to post from there, but if I turn off notifications then I have no way of knowing when the thread opens. Any tips? Tissues? A garage that I can park my car in and roll the windows down while it runs?

Two versions of Tapatalk installed really helps, one for posting (Tapatalk Pro) and one for notifications (Tapatalk Free)

Okay thats smart, I'm going to steal your idea

[heedpantsnow]

Is Tapatalk Pro only for the iPad?  Can't find it in the App Store.

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Blessings from the dog newsletter:

[R1N3]

Is Tapatalk Pro only for the iPad?  Can't find it in the App Store.

If you're gonna invest guap, you might as well buy a bot from you-know-who

[heedpantsnow]

Is Tapatalk Pro only for the iPad?  Can't find it in the App Store.

If you're gonna invest guap, you might as well buy a bot from you-know-who

Bots are for weenies. If I bought a bot it would be for cleaning my house. ;-)

[R1N3]

Is Tapatalk Pro only for the iPad?  Can't find it in the App Store.

If you're gonna invest guap, you might as well buy a bot from you-know-who

Bots are for weenies. If I bought a bot it would be for cleaning my house. ;-)

We need a hard cleaning bot to wash the scum off these geekhack streets

[byker]

Blessings from the dog newsletter:

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Oh ****, we have our own memes now.  :cool:

get clacks pupper  ;)

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Blessings from the dog newsletter:

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Oh ****, we have our own memes now.  :cool:

get clacks pupper  ;)

Yeeeeez

[noisyturtle]

Such an unbalanced Clackvent.

So many gross and useless T stems and not enough real Clacks with MX and BS stems.

[Capnmycraw]

T-stem?

[noisyturtle]

T-stem?

Sorry, I meant rubber dome

[absyrd]

Such an unbalanced Clackvent.

So many gross and useless T stems and not enough real Clacks with MX and BS stems.

Ugh. If he actually announces BS stems then I'm going to be forced to talk to CPT. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[Sneaky Potato]

I'm actually pretty stoked about all the T stem sales. Except...I haven't won any yet.

[HoffmanMyster]

Okay, I'm home now.  Time for Clackvent?  :3

Question on the reply page you linked: what will it show exactly when the thread is unlocked? Just a reply box? Or his newest comment? Half the trouble for me is actually seeing what CC posted so I can get a reply in.

It will just show the usual reply page.  He's typically been posting the rules ahead of time in which case it's no big deal since you can catch it in spy, but for the quick posts like today it's not as useful.  But then again for the quick ones you wouldn't know to be F5ing anyway so maybe it doesn't matter.

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Okay, I'm home now.  Time for Clackvent?  :3

Question on the reply page you linked: what will it show exactly when the thread is unlocked? Just a reply box? Or his newest comment? Half the trouble for me is actually seeing what CC posted so I can get a reply in.

It will just show the usual reply page.  He's typically been posting the rules ahead of time in which case it's no big deal since you can catch it in spy, but for the quick posts like today it's not as useful.  But then again for the quick ones you wouldn't know to be F5ing anyway so maybe it doesn't matter.

Already been today

[HoffmanMyster]

Okay, I'm home now.  Time for Clackvent?  :3

Already been today

But... 

[KatzenKinder]

Okay, I'm home now.  Time for Clackvent?  :3

Already been today

But... 

just abuse your mod powers some more rite? :v

[appleonama]

I'm glad I was asleep during clacks troll posts

[whmeltonjr]

I'm glad I was asleep during clacks troll posts

I was stuck doing something where I couldn't post. Got all disappointed then came back later to see I missed nothing. Happy day.

[Waateva]

Okay, I'm home now.  Time for Clackvent?  :3

Already been today

But... 

I know, I was playing Rayman Legends

[CommonCurt]

Okay, I'm home now.  Time for Clackvent?  :3

I know right.

[FLFisherman]

I'm glad I was asleep during clacks troll posts

I was stuck doing something where I couldn't post. Got all disappointed then came back later to see I missed nothing. Happy day.

What do you mean? He sold three caps today.

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Okay, I'm home now.  Time for Clackvent?  :3

Already been today

But... 

You should have written get clacks pupper

[whmeltonjr]

I'm glad I was asleep during clacks troll posts

I was stuck doing something where I couldn't post. Got all disappointed then came back later to see I missed nothing. Happy day.

What do you mean? He sold three caps today.

I know. I posted 37 twice for one of them. I just was less bummed since I also missed out on the don't post stuff. 

[appleonama]

I'm glad I was asleep during clacks troll posts

I was stuck doing something where I couldn't post. Got all disappointed then came back later to see I missed nothing. Happy day.

What do you mean? He sold three caps today.

oh wow he did 

[noisyturtle]

He's gonna ban 37 posts like he did yeeeeeeee

[nmur]

slept through everything hah ahhahah hah

[Waateva]

slept through everything hah ahhahah hah

Hahahaahaa hah ahahhhaah ahahaahaha

[heedpantsnow]

I'm glad I was asleep during clacks troll posts

I was stuck doing something where I couldn't post. Got all disappointed then came back later to see I missed nothing. Happy day.

If I've posted while driving, why can't you post during sex?

[whmeltonjr]

I'm glad I was asleep during clacks troll posts

I was stuck doing something where I couldn't post. Got all disappointed then came back later to see I missed nothing. Happy day.

If I've posted while driving, why can't you post during sex?

I posted while driving for my win last week. I wish sex was the reason, but I had to go up to work to help with something and wasn't able to even get my phone out from the second post on.

[noisyturtle]

We should hold a separate contest to see who can post in the Clackvent thread from the most extreme location. Picture proof required.

[FLFisherman]

We should hold a separate contest to see who can post in the Clackvent thread from the most extreme location. Picture proof required.

Half of them are going to be people in the bathroom at work.