Sure one can argue there's no accounting for personal taste, and what one individual may find blindingly offensive you may find beautiful or perhaps ironic as if spitting directly into the face of fashion and common sense and saying 'look at me, I'm a pretty pretty peacock.' But what's the thought process here? Full Clack rows(or in some cases, boards

) not withstanding, what possess one to use unicorn vomit, rainbow capped, full color spectrum LED, weird colored modifiers, and Miami's as your daily driver? Am I simply too old and uncool to understand? I'm not even thirty, and I've been told I can play early twenty-something at parties.
Cool parties. I get doing it for fun, like that time you were home alone for the weekend and went into your girlfriends makeup painting yourself like a Colfax Ave prostitute on welfare check day. But is it a statement of going against the norm, so when people walk by you and your board they mutter to themselves "my my, but that fellow must be much more interesting than I." Explain yourselves please.