Author Topic: Michael Bay does TMNT (Read 4129 times)

SpAmRaY · « **on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 11:43:26 »

Anybody excited to see this? Thoughts?

danielucf · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 11:54:59 »

Excited yes, disappointed in the choice of actress for April though. Almost any other actress would be better. I would like to know more about the actual story though.

MOZ · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 12:57:40 »

First he ruins Transformers and now TMNT

What have I done for which is taking his revenge?

Lastpilot · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 13:54:31 »

No thanks.

Badwrench · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 14:22:15 »

Obligatory shot of helicopter flying from above ---- check
Obligatory shot of building exploding and falling on another building ---- check

Me paying $$ to see this ------ nope

As much as TMNT was part of my childhood, this ruins it. For goodness sake, they have noses!

MOZ · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 14:26:04 »

Movies are bad enough, have to stop watching trailers and any shots from his movies to maintain the good old childhood memories.

iri · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 14:41:32 »

Quote from: Badwrench on Thu, 27 March 2014, 14:22:15

As much as TMNT was part of my childhood, this ruins it. For goodness sake, they have noses!

+1
prince of persia was enough.

IvanIvanovich · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 15:26:46 »

Looks like it will suck more than TMNT 3... you know the one where they traveled in time to feudal Japan.
I bet there won't even be a theme song by Vanilla Ice or any Technotronic on the soundtrack. That's crap!
I was surprised there wasn't 70% more explosions in the trailer.

piglickjf · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 15:35:27 »

Doesn't really reference it in the trailer, anyone know if he followed through with his plan to have them be aliens instead of actual mutant turtles?

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 15:49:02 »

Quote from: piglickjf on Thu, 27 March 2014, 15:35:27

Doesn't really reference it in the trailer, anyone know if he followed through with his plan to have them be aliens instead of actual mutant turtles?

I think he abandoned that idea.....I hope. :facepalm:

Malphas · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 15:52:06 »

Another utterly boring Michael Bay CGI/explosion-fest.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 16:49:34 »

I refuse to see something that turns some of my most beloved childhood heroes into burn victims with leprosy.

AKIMbO · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 17:35:16 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 27 March 2014, 16:49:34

I refuse to see something that turns some of my most beloved childhood heroes into burn victims with leprosy.

QFT! Why do they have noses!?

Novus · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 17:37:50 »

Are we still going with the alien route?

hashbaz · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 27 March 2014, 17:51:47 »

Looks like another ludicrously self-serious explodey teal & orange fest.

The turtles' character design is actually kind of an interesting direction, apart from THEIR HIDEOUS FACES. Not interested in Megan Fox as April. At. All.

baldgye · « **Reply #15 on:** Fri, 28 March 2014, 03:25:51 »

Kids these days have it though with the likes of Bay ****ing up everyone's dreams

StylinGreymon · « **Reply #16 on:** Fri, 28 March 2014, 03:36:18 »

I wish he'd stop ruining childhoods, and get back to his true calling:

BAD BOYS III

Malphas · « **Reply #17 on:** Fri, 28 March 2014, 13:49:54 »

The only good movie Michael Bay ever made was The Rock.

Findecanor · « **Reply #18 on:** Fri, 28 March 2014, 14:14:04 »

The TMNT movie has been described as "Like Transformers but with robots that have charisma".

I hated Transformers, so I am not going to see it.

Were the turtles really supposed to be giants? I thought they were supposed to be as big as short humans, with April being a little bit taller than them.
I think these turtles look like tall black mean guys, with a clear streak of thug life and steroids.

paicrai · « **Reply #19 on:** Fri, 28 March 2014, 15:42:41 »

Seriously, did he really have to make a movie to show off green Whoopi Goldberg models?

asdfjkl36 · « **Reply #20 on:** Fri, 28 March 2014, 15:52:14 »

I heard about this for the first time yesterday, and was exited. I normally dont watch trailers to not spoil anything about the movie but...

This is so bad...

I got excited for nothing. They dont even look like ninja turtles, and yes, more like aliens with shells.

hashbaz · « **Reply #21 on:** Fri, 28 March 2014, 15:55:50 »

Looking at the potential good side here, the bit of dialog we get from the turtles in this trailer does "feel" like TMNT should, IMO. Mikey's mask gag is funny I think, and even if the turtles' design is terrible, they look very good from the visual effects standpoint of fully animated main characters in a live-action movie.

Lain1911 · « **Reply #22 on:** Fri, 28 March 2014, 16:14:23 »

If it's not random people dressed in metal and plastic suits I'm not interested. Also no ninja rap

I need to hook my vcr up and get the movie out and watch it to relieve sadness.

BucklingSpring · « **Reply #23 on:** Sun, 30 March 2014, 14:04:15 »

No worries... Just a mask. See, now it's off. Everything is going to be OK.

I don't think I'm going to spend any money on this one either but that joke itself made me chuckle.

BucklingSpring · « **Reply #24 on:** Sun, 30 March 2014, 14:07:54 »

Quote from: Badwrench on Thu, 27 March 2014, 14:22:15

For goodness sake, they have noses!

ROFL - What's next? A she turtle with boobs?

StylinGreymon · « **Reply #25 on:** Sun, 30 March 2014, 16:12:08 »

Quote from: BucklingSpring on Sun, 30 March 2014, 14:07:54

ROFL - What's next? A she turtle with boobs?

demik · « **Reply #26 on:** Sun, 30 March 2014, 17:17:59 »

Quote from: danielucf on Thu, 27 March 2014, 11:54:59

Excited yes, disappointed in the choice of actress for April though. Almost any other actress would be better. I would like to know more about the actual story though.

I thought they hated each other and that's why she got fired from the Transformers franchise.

They should have picked the pornstar April O'neil.

esoomenona · « **Reply #27 on:** Sun, 30 March 2014, 18:31:02 »

Quote from: danielucf on Thu, 27 March 2014, 11:54:59

Excited yes, disappointed in the choice of actress for April though. Almost any other actress would be better. I would like to know more about the actual story though.

AT LEAST dye her hair red, ffs.

Dubsgalore · « **Reply #28 on:** Sun, 30 March 2014, 21:16:16 »

pretty lame trailer tbh

vivalarevolución · « **Reply #29 on:** Mon, 31 March 2014, 14:18:47 »

The original Ninja Turtles movies are on legendary status. I can only see Michael Bay ruin my memories. But the corporations need to adopt a new generation of kids so they can buy toys and video games and bedsheets and t-shirts and whatever else.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #30 on:** Mon, 31 March 2014, 14:22:27 »

Quote from: prdlm2009 on Mon, 31 March 2014, 14:18:47

The original Ninja Turtles movies are on legendary status. I can only see Michael Bay ruin my memories. But the corporations need to adopt a new generation of kids so they can buy toys and video games and bedsheets and t-shirts and whatever else.

I had ninja turtle curtains, pillows, blankets, sheets, lunchbox, shirts, action figures, vehicles, etc.....when I was a kid. And I still have a ninja turtle blanket and t-shirt that my wife bought me

TheSoulhunter · « **Reply #31 on:** Mon, 31 March 2014, 14:46:06 »

*rolls with eyes*
*shakes head*
*facepalm*

Novus · « **Reply #32 on:** Wed, 02 April 2014, 00:06:19 »

boradori007 · « **Reply #33 on:** Wed, 02 April 2014, 00:36:05 »

NOOOOO WHYYYYYYYY MICHAEL BAY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Michael · « **Reply #34 on:** Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:29:43 »

Michael Bay does Titanic

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #35 on:** Wed, 02 April 2014, 06:44:39 »

Quote from: Bro Caps on Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:29:43

Michael Bay does Titanic

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That was so much better than the original. ;)

ferociousfingerings · « **Reply #36 on:** Wed, 02 April 2014, 07:17:23 »

Quote from: Bro Caps on Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:29:43

Michael Bay does Titanic

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lol! That was so funny, i had to log in just to say so.

vivalarevolución · « **Reply #37 on:** Wed, 02 April 2014, 14:21:22 »

Quote from: Bro Caps on Wed, 02 April 2014, 01:29:43

Michael Bay does Titanic

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My heart will not go on.

BucklingSpring · « **Reply #38 on:** Wed, 02 April 2014, 19:14:19 »

Robbie Rist, who played Michelangelo:

"You probably don't know me but I did some voice work on the first set of movies that you are starting to talk about sodomising," wrote Rist in an open letter to Bay. "I know believing in mutated talking turtles is kinda silly to begin with but am I supposed to be led to believe there are ninjas from another planet? The rape of our childhood memories continues ..."

dustinhxc · « **Reply #39 on:** Wed, 02 April 2014, 19:28:59 »

Whoa is that Megan fn fox!? Love her! I'll rent it from redbox to see her forsure.

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Author Topic: Michael Bay does TMNT (Read 4129 times)