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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #50 on: Tue, 06 May 2014, 23:01:14 »
I tried the chopstick trick today.

Less than half ended up on the floor, so I consider it a success!

(Attachment Link)

 :)

How proficient are your chopsticks skills? :p

Also, iced coffee in a plastic bottle (that's not Japanese). Never seen that before, nor have I seen that brand. :p
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #51 on: Tue, 06 May 2014, 23:12:46 »
Haven't done this in a while but for the snacky items (chips, etc) -- put them in a plate and use your tongue to pick things up.

It's more of a stick it to your tongue technique, not a prehensile motion unless your akin to gene simmons

Use your tongue? This is such a weird thread.

I'm learning a lot about GHers' eating habits :p

Anything to avoid the oil!

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #52 on: Tue, 06 May 2014, 23:50:02 »
I tried the chopstick trick today.

Less than half ended up on the floor, so I consider it a success!

(Attachment Link)

 :)

How proficient are your chopsticks skills? :p

Also, iced coffee in a plastic bottle (that's not Japanese). Never seen that before, nor have I seen that brand. :p


They were actually quite sufficient, me and the SO used to use chopsticks at least once a week for a couple of years.  Been a while though.  I'm thinking about introducing our daughter to chopsticks - she would probably find that very amusing!

DARE iced coffee - quite popular over here, large banner adverts in most of the city's railway stations and bus stops.  My preference is the double espresso, they also have (single) espresso, and a no-sugar variety.
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #53 on: Mon, 26 May 2014, 19:15:26 »
I have been persisting, and now only one or two chips end up on the ground!

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #54 on: Mon, 26 May 2014, 19:24:46 »
I'm sad to say I would of never come up with this own my own.

Thanks.

Doritos are damn difficult to get a grip on with chopsticks, but I persevere.
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #55 on: Mon, 26 May 2014, 19:47:29 »
I'm sad to say I would of never come up with this own my own.

Thanks.

Me neither - for years I was eating the chips with left hand and typing only with right hand, then thoroughly washing hands and resuming typing with both hands.
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #56 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 19:44:08 »
I have persisted, and triumphed!

Today I consumed an entire packet of chips (CC's Tangy Salsa 175g) using chopsticks without a single chip hitting the carpet.

In fact only one chip hit the desk, and that was overflow whilst pouring the chips from the bag into a bowl (a bowl of chips on my desk at work looks marginally better than a bag of chips on my desk at work, besides it is easier to get the chips out of the bowl).

Hooray! ;D
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #57 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 19:47:54 »
I sometimes like to snack in front of my computer, as many others too, I guess. But I do not want to get my beloved Ducky dirty. So usually I stop doing whatever I do and snack a bit without touching my board at all and then go and wash my hands and continue to browse, code or whatever I was doing.
Frankly this is annoying. Do I really want to stop coding and eat some chips? Actually I want to do both at the same time. My first thought was to use a spoon or fork. While eating peanuts and the like is perfectly possible with a spoon, neither fork nor spoon work for chips.

But today while coding some node.js and lusting for some peanuts, I remembered a particular detail from my short stay in China and I finally found the ultimate solution which I want to share with you. ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you:

Chopsticks!

Eating:
Show Image


Typing away (with clean fingers):
Show Image


 :D

Chopsticks are fine, but pour some in a cup and drink those snacks!
« Last Edit: Tue, 30 September 2014, 09:25:51 by ShawnMeg »


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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #58 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 20:23:46 »
I sometimes like to snack in front of my computer, as many others too, I guess. But I do not want to get my beloved Ducky dirty. So usually I stop doing whatever I do and snack a bit without touching my board at all and then go and wash my hands and continue to browse, code or whatever I was doing.
Frankly this is annoying. Do I really want to stop coding and eat some chips? Actually I want to do both at the same time. My first thought was to use a spoon or fork. While eating peanuts and the like is perfectly possible with a spoon, neither fork nor spoon work for chips.

But today while coding some node.js and lusting for some peanuts, I remembered a particular detail from my short stay in China and I finally found the ultimate solution which I want to share with you. ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you:

Chopsticks!

Eating:
Show Image


Typing away (with clean fingers):
Show Image


 :D

Chopsticks are fine, but pour some in a cup and drink those snacks! Or I get one of the chicks in my harem to feed me.


A harem at work would distract me a little bit too much from my work :eek:
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #59 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 20:32:31 »
Oh idea idea!  What about soda blended chips in a camelback?  Need a quick snack?  Don't want to tell your friends that you'll brb in 15 min and have them rage at you while you eat?  Just grab the hose and suck your snack out while you play  ;D 
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #60 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 21:21:51 »
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Just shake them right out of the bag into your mouth.
Hmmmm kind of tough to do with this....

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #61 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 21:46:45 »
I have been persisting, and now only one or two chips end up on the ground!

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Jealous of your yellow chopsticks ;)

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #62 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 22:06:52 »
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Just shake them right out of the bag into your mouth.
Hmmmm kind of tough to do with this....
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #63 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 22:07:39 »
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Just shake them right out of the bag into your mouth.
Hmmmm kind of tough to do with this....
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Practice, practice, practice...it can be done...if you believe...
It all ends up in your face lol

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #64 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 22:13:08 »
Some times, yes. Other times you become one with the peanut and happiness is achieved...
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #65 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 22:43:03 »
I have been persisting, and now only one or two chips end up on the ground!

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Jealous of your yellow chopsticks ;)

:))

I have orange ones too, somewhere.
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #66 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 22:48:26 »
Nice idea of the original posting! That is indeed a solution to the problem we all have :-)

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #67 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 23:18:44 »
I sometimes like to snack in front of my computer, as many others too, I guess. But I do not want to get my beloved Ducky dirty. So usually I stop doing whatever I do and snack a bit without touching my board at all and then go and wash my hands and continue to browse, code or whatever I was doing.
Frankly this is annoying. Do I really want to stop coding and eat some chips? Actually I want to do both at the same time. My first thought was to use a spoon or fork. While eating peanuts and the like is perfectly possible with a spoon, neither fork nor spoon work for chips.

But today while coding some node.js and lusting for some peanuts, I remembered a particular detail from my short stay in China and I finally found the ultimate solution which I want to share with you. ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you:

Chopsticks!

Eating:
Show Image


Typing away (with clean fingers):
Show Image


 :D

Chopsticks are fine, but pour some in a cup and drink those snacks! Or I get one of the chicks in my harem to feed me.


A harem at work would distract me a little bit too much from my work :eek:

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #68 on: Wed, 02 July 2014, 23:19:45 »
I sometimes like to snack in front of my computer, as many others too, I guess. But I do not want to get my beloved Ducky dirty. So usually I stop doing whatever I do and snack a bit without touching my board at all and then go and wash my hands and continue to browse, code or whatever I was doing.
Frankly this is annoying. Do I really want to stop coding and eat some chips? Actually I want to do both at the same time. My first thought was to use a spoon or fork. While eating peanuts and the like is perfectly possible with a spoon, neither fork nor spoon work for chips.

But today while coding some node.js and lusting for some peanuts, I remembered a particular detail from my short stay in China and I finally found the ultimate solution which I want to share with you. ;)

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you:

Chopsticks!

Eating:
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Typing away (with clean fingers):
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 :D

Chopsticks are fine, but pour some in a cup and drink those snacks! Or I get one of the chicks in my harem to feed me.


A harem at work would distract me a little bit too much from my work :eek:

With all those awesome keyboards in your collection, how could that be?

I only have QFS MX green at work, the rest are at home.
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #69 on: Wed, 17 June 2015, 22:58:57 »
I didn't realise this thread is so old, so :p to all the necro haters.

Anyway today I managed to each a whole packet of chips with chopsticks and not a single chip encountered the floor.

I've done that a couple of time before, but today was special.

Today no chopstick encountered the floor either!

Success!! ;D
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #70 on: Wed, 17 June 2015, 23:53:29 »
I'm great with wooden chopsticks but my metal ones are too slick. My Asian grandparents would be disappoint.  :(
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #71 on: Thu, 18 June 2015, 00:22:50 »
Yes. Chopsticks are definitely the answer.

Or, you know,  the 'murikan way, which is to pour the bag into your face. Yay!


That being said,


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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #72 on: Thu, 18 June 2015, 03:45:12 »
I'm great with wooden chopsticks but my metal ones are too slick. My Asian grandparents would be disappoint.  :(
who needs metal ones anyway? gotta keep it OG
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #73 on: Thu, 18 June 2015, 06:00:45 »
I'm great with wooden chopsticks but my metal ones are too slick. My Asian grandparents would be disappoint.  :(

Mine are plastic :))
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #74 on: Thu, 18 June 2015, 15:03:17 »


Or


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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #75 on: Fri, 19 June 2015, 14:27:08 »
I have persisted, and triumphed!

Today I consumed an entire packet of chips (CC's Tangy Salsa 175g) using chopsticks without a single chip hitting the carpet.

In fact only one chip hit the desk, and that was overflow whilst pouring the chips from the bag into a bowl (a bowl of chips on my desk at work looks marginally better than a bag of chips on my desk at work, besides it is easier to get the chips out of the bowl).

Hooray! ;D

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #76 on: Sun, 21 June 2015, 06:07:17 »
I have persisted, and triumphed!

Today I consumed an entire packet of chips (CC's Tangy Salsa 175g) using chopsticks without a single chip hitting the carpet.

In fact only one chip hit the desk, and that was overflow whilst pouring the chips from the bag into a bowl (a bowl of chips on my desk at work looks marginally better than a bag of chips on my desk at work, besides it is easier to get the chips out of the bowl).

Hooray! ;D

Well done!

Thank you :D
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #77 on: Sun, 21 June 2015, 17:24:48 »
yup I've been doing this ever since I started using a laptop

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #78 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 02:04:02 »
Depending on what I'm eating I'll do either chopsticks, face to bowl, or somewhere in another room.

So something like white cheddar baked cheetos gets chopsticks, tiny things like dry cereal or nuts get mouth, anything with liquid or large amounts of grease goes nowhere near my babies.

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #79 on: Tue, 23 June 2015, 20:08:42 »
The snack food thread is locked, so I'll post this here.

I did eat it at the keyboard, but it wasn't that greasy.  Anyway.

Nutella donut :D

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #80 on: Tue, 23 June 2015, 20:37:06 »
Something good to eat not requiring chopsticks:

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #81 on: Fri, 26 June 2015, 05:23:46 »
Just eat with your left hand and use your right to type in basic things and operate the mouse.

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #82 on: Fri, 26 June 2015, 05:26:43 »
Just eat with your left hand and use your right to type in basic things and operate the mouse.

Tying gets too slow then - I'm frustrated enough holding the chopsticks in one hand and typing with the other, at least I can put the chopsticks down and use both hands immediately.
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #83 on: Fri, 26 June 2015, 10:08:27 »
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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #84 on: Thu, 02 July 2015, 19:28:07 »
Glad I saw this, neat idea but I think I'd need chopsticks with little spoons on the ends (my chopstick coordination isn't all that great).


Pack of toilet paper. Cheap and long-lasting solution :)

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #85 on: Sun, 05 July 2015, 02:02:44 »
Glad I saw this, neat idea but I think I'd need chopsticks with little spoons on the ends (my chopstick coordination isn't all that great).


Pack of toilet paper. Cheap and long-lasting solution :)

That moment when your friend walks in and sees a roll of toilet paper sitting next to your keyboard XD

Half the guys at work use toilet roll instead of tissues since whoever was getting the boxes of tissues stopped, but there are almost always spare toilet rolls there.
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Offline Bucake

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #87 on: Sun, 05 July 2015, 10:18:46 »
i eat some, lick my fingers, then dry my fingers with toilet paper, then type, then eat some, lick my fingers, dry..........



........i should get chopsticks.
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Offline rowdy

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Re: How to eat greasy snacks without soiling your beloved board
« Reply #88 on: Thu, 09 July 2015, 06:06:49 »
i eat some, lick my fingers, then dry my fingers with toilet paper, then type, then eat some, lick my fingers, dry..........



........i should get chopsticks.

Yes, not only because there might be a chance that you are not concentrating, and get things in the wrong order.

Like lick the toilet paper, dry your fingers on the food, then type with your tongue :eek:
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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