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Offline noisyturtle

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Worst song lyrics
« on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 18:53:23 »
What song has just the most cringe-worthy terrible lyrics? What line makes you shake your head is dissapointment and question the validity of the human race?

Examples:

"She left me roses by the stairs,
Surprises, let me know she cares"
-All The Small Things, Blink 182

"What rhymes with hug me?"
-Blurred Lines, Robin Thicke

"Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin"
-LL Cool J, Deepest Bluest
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:00:17 »
Now for some really dumb ****:

"Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue"
-Justin Bieber, Boyfriend

"****ing magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all mother****ers lying, and getting me pissed"
-Insane Clown Posse, Miracles

"T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you tasty"
Will.I.Am., Fergalicious

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Offline baldgye

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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:01:40 »

All of this
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:02:28 »
What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
Imma get, get, get, get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump my hump, my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps


Actually, I love this song.  The lyrics are so stupid.
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:02:58 »
something something moms spaghetti knees weak arms spaghetti barfing on a sweater doo do doo
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #5 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:03:23 »
Anything by Lil' Wayne.

No, not a song title, I mean EVERYTHING by Lil' Wayne.
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #6 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:07:58 »
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
What?
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Come on
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Yea
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
-Limp Bizkit, Rollin

Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window pane.”
-Eminem, Love the Way You Lie

She got a big booty so I call her big booty
-2 Chainz, Birthday Song

He want that cake, cake,
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake
Ooh baby, I like it
You so excited
Don't try to hide it
I'mma make you my *****
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake, cake
Cake, cake, cake
-Rihanna, Birthday Cake

If the light is off then it isn't on
-Hilary Duff, So Yesterday

But first, let me take a selfie
-The Chainsmokers, #Selfie
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #7 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:10:35 »
Quote from: hwood34 on Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:07:58
She got a big booty so I call her big booty
-2 Chainz, Birthday Song

makes sense to me. brilliant actually  :))
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #8 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:17:24 »
Quote
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
(Oh, won't you please take me home?)

Makes me cringe every time I hear this...
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #9 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:17:30 »
Vanilla Ice - so stoopid.

Dance, Go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony

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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #10 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:40:02 »
Gold on my wrist, pAnnotatehone in my pocket
Gold on my wrist, phone in my pocket
Gold on my wrist, phone in my pocket
Phone in my pocket
Gold on my wrist, phone in my pocket
Gold on my wrist, phone in my pocket
Gold on my wrist, phone in my pocket
Phone in my pocket

go figure.  :))
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #11 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:53:52 »
im in the ocean, getting shark **** - by lil wayne (pretty much lil wayne everything after his carter 2 album)
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #12 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 19:56:27 »
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #13 on: Wed, 14 May 2014, 20:11:58 »
^ BOOYAH. haha  :p

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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 15 May 2014, 03:33:27 »
toby keith's song about a red solo cup
which he didn't write and admitted was ****ing stupid but performed anyways and made a lot of money
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Re: Worst song lyrics
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 15 May 2014, 05:03:38 »
"Only time will tell if we stand the test of time"

Oh Van Halen, why?
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