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Offline Novus

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Keyboard Erotica
« on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:16:24 »
Let's assume for the sake of assuming that you've been attached to a special project to write, produce and direct some sort of keyboard paraphilia. You have full discretion over the project and you may include any graphic depiction or explicit scenes at your choosing.

Which keyboards would you cast and what sort of scene would you do?
It goes without saying that only keyboards and/or numberpads are allowed to be involved.

Personally I might go with a Realforce and HKKB.
Can you just imagine what'll happen when the plate mounted meets the case mounted goodness.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:29:58 »
two hhkbs touching clacks


yolo
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Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 13 March 2015, 04:28:36
I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29 »
40% on model f bigfoot
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:33:05 »
All the keyboards here.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:36:55 »
Quote from: Photekq on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:33:05
All the keyboards here.
are you allowed to link to porn on gh
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Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 13 March 2015, 04:28:36
I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58 »
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:38:39 »
Didn't Ripster do this thread 4-5 years ago?
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47 »
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32 »
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:45:11 »
Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:46:17 »
Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?



That or just grab any board with a 10 unit space bar. That **** is hot! :))
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:46:25 »
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:45:11
Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?

Could have like two keyboards swapping their inverted spacebars.
OR two keyboards with inverted spacebars ganging up on a new keyboard with proper spacebar orientation.

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:47:37 »
Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:46:25
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:45:11
Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:44:32
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:43:47
Quote from: Vibex on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:37:58
Quote from: hwood34 on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:31:29
40% on model f bigfoot
Literally just about to type this. ;D
great minds think alike :p

Are we going to start doing some inverted spacebar orientation scenarios now?
Right up my alley, but what are we talkin here?

Could have like two keyboards swapping their inverted spacebars.
OR two keyboards with inverted spacebars ganging up on a new keyboard with proper spacebar orientation.
maybe some coiled cable bondage
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:48:00 »
Could also be the spacebar police taking an inverted spacebar to jail.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:49:32 »
Quote from: the1onewolf on Thu, 22 May 2014, 18:48:00
Could also be the spacebar police taking an inverted spacebar to jail.
model f spacebar=og mudbone of keyboards
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:08:54 »
i couldn't sleep
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Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 13 March 2015, 04:28:36
I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:15:55 »
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 19:16:50 »
it's perfect
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Quote from: Halverson on Fri, 13 March 2015, 04:28:36
I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56 »
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:02:28 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56
Someone posted pics of their busty exgirlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

FTFY
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #20 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:06:08 »
gif showing lady hand slipping a USB mini end into da keyboard jack and the keyboard lighting up.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #21 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:14:20 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:37:05 »
Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:14:20
Quote from: noisyturtle on Thu, 22 May 2014, 23:01:56
Someone posted pics of their busty girlfriend with their mech keyboard a while back. Don't remember who it was though.

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=42710.msg896497#msg896497

?

No that's not it, she was wearing lacy purple underwear
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #23 on: Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:27:40 »
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Ị̸͚̯̲́ͤ̃͑̇̑ͯ̊̂͟ͅs̞͚̩͉̝̪̲͗͊ͪ̽̚̚ ̭̦͖͕̑́͌ͬͩ͟t̷̻͔̙̑͟h̹̠̼͋ͤ͋i̤̜̣̦̱̫͈͔̞ͭ͑ͥ̌̔s̬͔͎̍̈ͥͫ̐̾ͣ̔̇͘ͅ ̩̘̼͆̐̕e̞̰͓̲̺̎͐̏ͬ̓̅̾͠͝ͅv̶̰͕̱̞̥̍ͣ̄̕e͕͙͖̬̜͓͎̤̊ͭ͐͝ṇ̰͎̱̤̟̭ͫ͌̌͢͠ͅ ̳̥̦ͮ̐ͤ̎̊ͣ͡͡n̤̜̙̺̪̒͜e̶̻̦̿ͮ̂̀c̝̘̝͖̠̖͐ͨͪ̈̐͌ͩ̀e̷̥͇̋ͦs̢̡̤ͤͤͯ͜s͈̠̉̑͘a̱͕̗͖̳̥̺ͬͦͧ͆̌̑͡r̶̟̖̈͘ỷ̮̦̩͙͔ͫ̾ͬ̔ͬͮ̌?̵̘͇͔͙ͥͪ͞ͅ

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #24 on: Fri, 23 May 2014, 00:35:06 »
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #26 on: Sat, 24 May 2014, 03:22:56 »
And of course DanGWanG's yellow fever thread ...
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"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

Ị̸͚̯̲́ͤ̃͑̇̑ͯ̊̂͟ͅs̞͚̩͉̝̪̲͗͊ͪ̽̚̚ ̭̦͖͕̑́͌ͬͩ͟t̷̻͔̙̑͟h̹̠̼͋ͤ͋i̤̜̣̦̱̫͈͔̞ͭ͑ͥ̌̔s̬͔͎̍̈ͥͫ̐̾ͣ̔̇͘ͅ ̩̘̼͆̐̕e̞̰͓̲̺̎͐̏ͬ̓̅̾͠͝ͅv̶̰͕̱̞̥̍ͣ̄̕e͕͙͖̬̜͓͎̤̊ͭ͐͝ṇ̰͎̱̤̟̭ͫ͌̌͢͠ͅ ̳̥̦ͮ̐ͤ̎̊ͣ͡͡n̤̜̙̺̪̒͜e̶̻̦̿ͮ̂̀c̝̘̝͖̠̖͐ͨͪ̈̐͌ͩ̀e̷̥͇̋ͦs̢̡̤ͤͤͯ͜s͈̠̉̑͘a̱͕̗͖̳̥̺ͬͦͧ͆̌̑͡r̶̟̖̈͘ỷ̮̦̩͙͔ͫ̾ͬ̔ͬͮ̌?̵̘͇͔͙ͥͪ͞ͅ

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #27 on: Sat, 24 May 2014, 03:25:17 »
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #28 on: Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:19:35 »
Almost keyboard, but ...

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Offline Novus

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #29 on: Sat, 24 May 2014, 18:56:11 »
Quote from: rowdy on Sat, 24 May 2014, 07:19:35
Almost keyboard, but ...

(Attachment Link)

I live in silicon valley and I haven't seen anybody wear that.
the bay is so over rated.
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Offline katushkin

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #30 on: Sat, 24 May 2014, 20:19:44 »
Erm...

Wat
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #31 on: Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:43:12 »
mmm
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #32 on: Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:45:32 »
sigh
y'a'll should be very ashamed of yourselves.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #33 on: Sat, 24 May 2014, 23:36:57 »
Quote from: NakedElephant on Sat, 24 May 2014, 21:45:32
sigh
y'a'll should be very ashamed of yourselves.



shut yo mouf
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Offline katushkin

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #34 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:09:35 »
I need to get my SO to do that...

But that is the furthest I will go.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #35 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:13:52 »
Quote from: katushkin on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:09:35
I need to get my SO to do that...

But that is the furthest I will go.

You mean like not taking pictures of it and posting them in a public forum on the internet? ;)
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Offline katushkin

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #36 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:20:01 »
Yeahhh... That's probably not a *great* idea.

Although keeping it to myself might be weird too.

I dunno.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #37 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48 »
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #38 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:28:03 »
Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?
Wait you actually took any of these posts seriously? You actually thought anyone here introduced keyboards into their sex lives? If so, you're either a fool or a troll. This is a joke thread. Nothing more.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #39 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:30:50 »
Quote from: Photekq on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:28:03
Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?
Wait you actually took any of these posts seriously? You actually thought anyone here introduced keyboards into their sex lives? If so, you're either a fool or a troll. This is a joke thread. Nothing more.

whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #40 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:42:45 »
Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:30:50
whatever helps you sleep at night.


Yeah. You're a fool.
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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #41 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 01:41:51 »
Quote from: NakedElephant on Sun, 25 May 2014, 00:23:48
Right because it didn't turn weird when you started incorporating keyboards into your sex life.
Well what you do in the bedroom is your own business but seriously out of all the things you could be doing ... keyboards.
really?


Cross-reference to this thread.
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"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: Keyboard Erotica
« Reply #42 on: Tue, 27 May 2014, 00:07:42 »
Thank you come again!

no pun intended

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