demik,
I thought all you had to do was make the "Shaggin' Wagon" and you would be declared King of all Geekhack. I believe that offer still stands, right mkawa?
And it's probably an open offer to anyone who wants to be the King. Sorry to those who want an election, but the King derives his power from divine providence, and is therefore more powerful than an elected official, whose power is derived solely from the people, mere mortal beings, who are governed.