Step 1: Enter into CtrlAlt.io Raffle or Bro Caps e-mail sale
Step 2: Cry when you don't win.
Step 3: Finish that bottle of tequila, you deserve to drown your sorrows.
Step 4: Wake up with a hell of a hang-over, but a plan.
Step 5: Offer $ (but not more than retail in public) or rare or cool **** for trade.
Step 6: Cuss when you still don't get any.
Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6.
Step 8: Get a Bro Cap!
Step 9: Rejoice with lots of alcohol.
Step 10: Don't lose Bro Cap, stick it in your pooper, or light it on fire while drunk.