Author Topic: The REAL #1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet LOLOLOLOL (Read 9622 times)

Input Nirvana · « **on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:33:20 »

Who is this, really...I'm sure I already know this toolhole, and I just want to tell him so. Which one of my buddies is this? Riot! I don't currently pay good money for a premium Linkedin profile...but may need to in the future, if anyone else does...who is this?

jdcarpe · « **Reply #1 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:34:48 »

Gotta be that jackass...you know who.

ConscienceDrop · « **Reply #2 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:36:08 »

lets bayblade! let it RIP

Rip in peace

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #3 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:36:40 »

Quote from: jdcarpe on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:34:48

Gotta be that jackass...you know who.

Voldemort???

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #4 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:41:47 »

It's hilarious.
But if it's him, and it's for real, it's actually very, very, VERY sad.

I hope it's him and it's a joke, or to promote GH, or someone else fooling around.

It's still funny. Can't buy that kinda advertising!

HPE1000 · « **Reply #5 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:42:22 »

Cant be ripster, it says geekhack.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #6 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:44:17 »

Quote from: HPE1000 on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:42:22

Cant be ripster, it says geekhack.

hahaha

I think I should put Geekhack on my Linkedin. Just for funnsies.

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #7 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:44:34 »

Quote from: HPE1000 on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:42:22

Cant be ripster, it says geekhack.

But who else would be conceited enough to refer to themselves at the "#1 keyboard expert on the planet"?

HPE1000 · « **Reply #8 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:47:48 »

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:44:34

Quote from: HPE1000 on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:42:22
Cant be ripster, it says geekhack.

But who else would be conceited enough to refer to themselves at the "#1 keyboard expert on the planet"?

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #9 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:49:59 »

It's definitely him. God it's funny. (but I really hope he's joking at some level)

I'm on my way to grocery shop, and I half expect to see a 1969 Ford pick up with rust and primer, chicken wire for a homemade something-or-other box in the back of it, driving down the street, with a sign saying "#1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet".

I'm not far from his 'hood, so that scenario is a distinct possibility.

Just thought I'd share my "find".

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #10 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:52:35 »

Quote from: Input Nirvana on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:49:59

It's definitely him. God it's funny. (but I really hope he's joking at some level)

I'm on my way to grocery shop, and I half expect to see a 1969 Ford pick up with rust and primer, chicken wire for a homemade something-or-other box in the back of it, driving down the street, with a sign saying "#1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet".

I'm not far from his 'hood, so that scenario is a distinct possibility.

Just thought I'd share my "find".

Nah, ripster would drive a jacked-up Dodge 3500 with stacks.

You know, cuz of his ego issues...

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #11 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:53:58 »

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:52:35

Quote from: Input Nirvana on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:49:59
It's definitely him. God it's funny. (but I really hope he's joking at some level)

I'm on my way to grocery shop, and I half expect to see a 1969 Ford pick up with rust and primer, chicken wire for a homemade something-or-other box in the back of it, driving down the street, with a sign saying "#1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet".

I'm not far from his 'hood, so that scenario is a distinct possibility.

Just thought I'd share my "find".

Nah, ripster would drive a jacked-up Dodge 3500 with stacks.

You know, cuz of his ego issues...

Heeyy-y-y-y...is that a slam on my jacked up Dodge 3500 with stacks?

demik · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:56:50 »

hey guys we hate ripster so lets give him even more attention that he likes

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #13 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:59:34 »

Quote from: demik on Mon, 10 November 2014, 18:56:50

hey guys we hate ripster so lets give him even more attention that he likes

Don't hate him, LOVE the ripper. If all he needs is a little attention then hey, here it is. Virtual attention. Take THAT to the bank!

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #14 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 19:04:45 »

Funny, now my phone is blowing up with back-channel texts from you guys.

This entertainment is beyond funny. Gf doesn't get it, coworkers don't get it, pretty much no one but you guys.

Brothers in arms!

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #15 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:00:21 »

LINK WITH MEEEEEE!!!
(And now I know it's a joke, whew)

Awesome ****.

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #16 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:02:06 »

Guys wtf, no one ever listens to me so I had to make a linkedin to prove it. I am #1 keyboard expert. Why would you link that publically?!

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #17 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:04:00 »

LINK WITH ME CPT!!!!

CPTBadAss · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:09:18 »

Depends. How much WPM you got? Can you tell me what year are considered vintage blacks? Can you recite IBM model number and year they were produced?

Maybe then...maybe...I'll link with you.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:18:21 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:09:18

Depends. How much WPM you got? Can you tell me what year are considered vintage blacks? Can you recite IBM model number and year they were produced?

Maybe then...maybe...I'll link with you.

You're such a- - - -

FrostyToast · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:23:28 »

Quote from: CPTBadAss on Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:09:18

Depends. How much WPM you got? Can you tell me what year are considered vintage blacks? Can you recite IBM model number and year they were produced?

Maybe then...maybe...I'll link with you.

I don't know about Input, but I know this.
My women per minute (or the number of women I seduce per minute) is about 120 on average.
The "vintage blacks" would be referring to our earliest known ancestors traced back to the continent of Africa. These would be the Homo Sapiens that would date to around 450000 to 250000 years ago.
Another argument could be that Australopithecus Amanuensis which dates 4.1 million years ago could also be what you're looking for.
And the kishaver is obviously IBM's #1 keyboard followed by the Giant-Ass F at a close #2. These were the absolute best of keyboards and can be dated back to the years of amazing keyboards.

My keyboard expertise is top-notch, trust me. Although I have no idea what women and our ancestors have to do with keyboards...

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #21 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:32:35 »

There's gonna be some serious linking going on tonight....

esoomenona · « **Reply #22 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:38:54 »

esoomenona · « **Reply #23 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:41:38 »

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #24 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:42:45 »

I have a headache from laughing so hard about this stuff. Maybe it's my mood or maybe it's really just as much fun as I think it is.

And I really gotta leave this thread and get back on with life... there's a burger to grill and food shopping that still needs to happen tonight...

rowdy · « **Reply #25 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:59:02 »

That "Medical Practice" bit has got me worried!

dorkvader · « **Reply #26 on:** Mon, 10 November 2014, 23:40:27 »

Key point: "2 connections"

iri · « **Reply #27 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 02:59:07 »

Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 10 November 2014, 20:59:02

That "Medical Practice" bit has got me worried!

"under medical practice"

Findecanor · « **Reply #28 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 11:57:46 »

Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #29 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 14:17:31 »

Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 11 November 2014, 11:57:46

Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.

Don't take it personally and it 100% totally funny. HBO Special quality.
I cruised reddit yesterday after discovering Linky, he's moved on but uses the GeekWhack component as leverage and it's absolutely hilarious.
He's got a wicked sense of humor that I appreciate.
This thread turned out pretty damn good, better than I anticipated. LOL But I'm guessing this thread has run it's course and is about done.

eth0s · « **Reply #30 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 14:44:02 »

zomg. r!pster funny. Dodge with stacks:

That ^ is r!pster dream car.

Here is r!pster reality car:

1972 Pinto Wagon with faux woodie paneling.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #31 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 14:46:06 »

2 weeks ago I saw a Pinto wagon (woody) but it was white/cream in downtown Campbell. I was rolling. Don't see Pintos around....a pretty rare car.

nubbinator · « **Reply #32 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 18:56:38 »

Quote from: Input Nirvana on Tue, 11 November 2014, 14:46:06

2 weeks ago I saw a Pinto wagon (woody) but it was white/cream in downtown Campbell. I was rolling. Don't see Pintos around....a pretty rare car.

There's a lifted one I see every now and then in my neck of the woods. That just seems like tempting fate though.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #33 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 19:20:12 »

Quote from: nubbinator on Tue, 11 November 2014, 18:56:38

Quote from: Input Nirvana on Tue, 11 November 2014, 14:46:06
2 weeks ago I saw a Pinto wagon (woody) but it was white/cream in downtown Campbell. I was rolling. Don't see Pintos around....a pretty rare car.

There's a lifted one I see every now and then in my neck of the woods. That just seems like tempting fate though.

Lifted? Awesome. Try to get pic and post!

I'm getting 2 zippered GH hoodies. If my gf bails on me I'll give it to Rip and we can roll around town as geek-bros.

noisyturtle · « **Reply #34 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 19:37:58 »

Oh look, another one of these threads.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #35 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 20:52:17 »

Yes, turtle, this is my thread. Feel free to contribute.

taylordcraig · « **Reply #36 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 21:58:14 »

Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 11 November 2014, 11:57:46

Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.

We're talking about the thread, right?

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #37 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:04:42 »

Quote from: taylordcraig on Tue, 11 November 2014, 21:58:14

Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 11 November 2014, 11:57:46
Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.

We're talking about the thread, right?

No. Canada.

jdcarpe · « **Reply #38 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:08:03 »

Quote from: taylordcraig on Tue, 11 November 2014, 21:58:14

Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 11 November 2014, 11:57:46
Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.

We're talking about the thread, right?

Accurate description of ripster.

FrostyToast · « **Reply #39 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:08:19 »

Quote from: Input Nirvana on Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:04:42

Quote from: taylordcraig on Tue, 11 November 2014, 21:58:14
Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 11 November 2014, 11:57:46
Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.

We're talking about the thread, right?

No. Canada.

If I was a mod, you would get banned.

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #40 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:09:14 »

Quote from: FrostyToast on Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:08:19

Quote from: Input Nirvana on Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:04:42
Quote from: taylordcraig on Tue, 11 November 2014, 21:58:14
Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 11 November 2014, 11:57:46
Funny? No.
Pathetic? Yes.

We're talking about the thread, right?

No. Canada.

If I was a mod, you would get banned.

If I was a mod, I'd ban me too.

whentheclouds · « **Reply #41 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:10:47 »

if i were a mod, i'd ban you too

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #42 on:** Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:14:04 »

Quote from: whentheclouds on Tue, 11 November 2014, 22:10:47

if i were a mod, i'd ban you too

Awwww... that's so damn CUTE!

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Author Topic: The REAL #1 Keyboard Expert on the Planet LOLOLOLOL (Read 9622 times)